One Must Worship What One Finds Holy, Vol #23: The Booty Forum! (nsfw)

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A Booty Tutorial:

http://www.assmatrix.com/goodload.htm

Below, look at that NATURAL LIFT these asses have. They are NOT sloppy or flat. These asses are real APPLE BOTTOMS--> with a ROUND TOP of the ass as well as BOTTOM of the ass...

Complete Ass! See the curvature on top and on the bottom of her ass? Can't compare to this! It's like two basketballs! AMEN, G-ZUS! Check the Brasilian chick to the right! This is how your girl should aspire to be.

Now let's break down the science of the CURVES we see. You do the math and tell me if you see ass with these types of shapes...

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 April 2005 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

ok i'm starting to feel a bit inadequate, i'm pretty sure there is nothing applesque about my arse

gem (trisk), Sunday, 10 April 2005 03:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I've always thought of that bottom part as a shelf, and it's the defining characteristic of a good one for me.
Sorry, I'm all drunk and just got back from a real live burlesque show no kiddin so this topic is foremost in my mind right now.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 10 April 2005 04:48 (seventeen years ago) link

*sulks* Why is ILX so much about the booty, to the exclusion of breasts?

j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 10 April 2005 06:16 (seventeen years ago) link

more milk less bootyflakes

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 10 April 2005 08:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i was under the impression that there is no shortage of websites devoted to boobs and bums. maybe there's no need for ilx to become even more so?

gem (trisk), Sunday, 10 April 2005 09:20 (seventeen years ago) link

also, some would say that there's plenty of boobs on here already

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 April 2005 09:21 (seventeen years ago) link

but we all like to carve out our own little niche(or cleft), now, don't we?

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Sunday, 10 April 2005 09:22 (seventeen years ago) link

bump for booty

kingfish maximum overdrunk (Kingfish), Monday, 11 April 2005 05:50 (seventeen years ago) link


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