don't throw out bread! make stuffing/croutons/panzanella.
― nurse with attitude (get bent), Saturday, 24 May 2014 03:15 (nine years ago) link
or bread pudding.
you can even make a savory bread pudding with gruyere and mushrooms.
― nurse with attitude (get bent), Saturday, 24 May 2014 03:16 (nine years ago) link
Croutons are sandpaper for your upper palate
― Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Friday, May 23, 2014 9:52 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
As is a toasted sandwich
I know of no other carb that will leave your palate in tattered gum strings like bread will
Masochists, all of you
― 龜, Saturday, 24 May 2014 03:17 (nine years ago) link
waah.
― nurse with attitude (get bent), Saturday, 24 May 2014 03:21 (nine years ago) link
animalquestions.org/reptiles/turtles/can-turtles-eat-bread/
― Kwotch Pawasites - Wrong Or Right (wins), Saturday, 24 May 2014 08:47 (nine years ago) link
haha I keep doing that
thought you meant "asking if turtles eat bread" for a minute there
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 May 2014 08:57 (nine years ago) link
that would be a weird tic
― Kwotch Pawasites - Wrong Or Right (wins), Saturday, 24 May 2014 09:00 (nine years ago) link
Turtles eating bread? What a load of chelonia
― 龜, Saturday, 24 May 2014 09:02 (nine years ago) link
don't mock
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 May 2014 09:05 (nine years ago) link
that was terrapin (terrible) you guys should be in terrapin (therapy)
― Kwotch Pawasites - Wrong Or Right (wins), Saturday, 24 May 2014 09:06 (nine years ago) link
Therapy would be helpful in drawing me out of my shell
― 龜, Saturday, 24 May 2014 09:12 (nine years ago) link
snap out of it man
― Kwotch Pawasites - Wrong Or Right (wins), Saturday, 24 May 2014 09:13 (nine years ago) link
Don't knock it (my shell) until you've tried it
― 龜, Saturday, 24 May 2014 09:15 (nine years ago) link
if ILX has tortoise anything, it's that turtle turtle turtle turtle leatherback something SB
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 May 2014 09:16 (nine years ago) link
Wow that was terrible. I'm going home (something turtles are known to do in order to lay eggs)
― 龜, Saturday, 24 May 2014 09:25 (nine years ago) link
this one galapagos to 11 (miles per hour beacause turtles are fairly slow)
― katsu kittens (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 May 2014 09:50 (nine years ago) link
^ this turtle i mean. the joke is it's a box turtle, which is a type of them.
― katsu kittens (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 May 2014 09:51 (nine years ago) link
I could maybe give up bread except in the form of pretzels
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link
twisted logic there
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gifcJIz4Tas
― 龜, Sunday, 15 June 2014 13:27 (nine years ago) link
thinking of having some toast but rly concerned I might get shamed
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Sunday, 15 June 2014 13:32 (nine years ago) link
oh my dayo what strange alchemy man was not permitted this knowledge
― j., Sunday, 15 June 2014 13:42 (nine years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 30 June 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link
i can't wait
― j., Monday, 30 June 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link
today i overheard a girl saying, "i love bread so much i could eat an entire bakery in, like, 25 minutes."
― lxy, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 00:43 (nine years ago) link
Girl otm
― first is the worst (askance johnson), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 00:49 (nine years ago) link
I am going to start a bread poll shortly. Would anyone like to make any relevant requests
― imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:03 (three years ago) link
We are going to poll ALL OF THE BREADS!
― imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:05 (three years ago) link
It will be a fiesta of slabbed grain!
― imago, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:09 (three years ago) link
How are you going to handle sourdough
― change display name (Jordan), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:46 (three years ago) link
Well you have to watch not to overwork it
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:47 (three years ago) link
Will there be current puns?
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link
Get nicely toasted.
― fields of salmon, Friday, 22 January 2021 00:52 (three years ago) link
Such a rye sense of humor.
― nickn, Friday, 22 January 2021 01:20 (three years ago) link
No knead for that.
― Waterloo Subset (Tom D.), Friday, 22 January 2021 01:22 (three years ago) link
D'ough
― Qanondorf (darraghmac), Friday, 22 January 2021 01:24 (three years ago) link
Loafers, the lot of you.
― pomenitul, Friday, 22 January 2021 01:30 (three years ago) link
Don't be crumby.
― nickn, Friday, 22 January 2021 01:34 (three years ago) link
you’re trying to get a rise out of me
― Dan S, Friday, 22 January 2021 01:39 (three years ago) link
I like the idea of a bread poll
― Dan S, Friday, 22 January 2021 01:43 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8U23AS1irY
― Pie face (jed_), Friday, 22 January 2021 05:14 (three years ago) link
are you still in knead of recommendations?
― Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 23 January 2021 06:17 (three years ago) link