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BParker17
Ray Rice is going to miss 3 games for beating up his girlfriend. Josh Gordon will miss 16 for smoking pot. Great job, @nfl.

polyphonic, Friday, 23 May 2014 21:47 (five years ago) link

@Redsk1ns
Tweet @SenatorReid to show your #Redsk1nsPride and tell him what the team means to you.

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 May 2014 19:09 (five years ago) link

i imagine that was formulated by a senior marketing idiot but actually tweeted by an intern with a shrug and a mental #YOLO

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 29 May 2014 21:08 (five years ago) link

https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/473519729584267264

Hungry4Ass, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:38 (five years ago) link

omg <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:44 (five years ago) link

hey whoa yr back

everyone was all "waaaaaaaaaah I miss H4A" the other day. kinda weird that you would be so obliging lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:45 (five years ago) link

yeah dude has been stinking up his twitter feed with embarrassing shit like this ever since
https://twitter.com/JasonLaCanfora/status/472934954431959040

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 17:45 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Maj. Max Geron ‏@MaxDPD 51m
#BREAKING CORRECTION - Yaqub Talib 31yrs old was arrested. My apologies to Aqib Talib. Original information reported was incorrect.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 29 June 2014 16:40 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

tangential but
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BupmCfMIUAA43zw.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 10 August 2014 14:36 (five years ago) link

kinda lol but kinda sad

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 10 August 2014 17:31 (five years ago) link

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 5m
Could be a coincidence, but w/ Raiders about to pull up to Oxnard, they're playing "Trouble" by Taylor Swift at the field here...

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 3m
Before you ask, I have a 9yr old daughter, and as Swift songs go, that's actually not bad. And I say that as punk fan w/a son named Strummer

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:43 (five years ago) link

I'm a punk fan w/a son named Strummer btw

go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:46 (five years ago) link

I think naming a baby human being "Strummer" is more embarrassing than listening to Taylor Swift.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:59 (five years ago) link

agreed

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 17:34 (five years ago) link

This surname-ification of baby names has got to stop.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:01 (five years ago) link

this is my baby Schweinsteiger

SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:03 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Steve Smith Sr ‏@89SteveSmith 17h
"@ProFootballTalk: Panthers paid Steve Smith $3 million to leave instead of $7 million to keep him." actually I received $5 million

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 17:18 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/DgmAeVO.jpg

makes u think

mookieproof, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:24 (five years ago) link

ha beat me to it. i knew he wouldn't disappoint

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 October 2014 18:28 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

@MikeSilver
The crazy thing is Todd Haley is one of the few coordinators in the NFL who truly loves gangsta rap...

seriously, THIS GUY (daria-g), Monday, 3 November 2014 06:11 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 12h12 hours ago
Arbeit macht frei

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora 12h12 hours ago
Last tweet was in regards to a song by The Libertines. "Arbeit Macht Frei" sorry. Had no idea of any negative connotation.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 November 2014 13:02 (four years ago) link

Woooah what a dumbo

i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 27 November 2014 14:41 (four years ago) link

say what now?

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 27 November 2014 15:41 (four years ago) link

jeeeezus

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 November 2014 16:08 (four years ago) link

haha omg

polyphonic, Thursday, 27 November 2014 17:21 (four years ago) link

putz

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 November 2014 17:25 (four years ago) link

lol!

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 8 December 2014 13:32 (four years ago) link

whos good to follow on nfl twitter (under 10k followers_

Raccoon Tanuki, Monday, 8 December 2014 17:35 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/LT_56

rip van wanko, Monday, 8 December 2014 17:42 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B4XLe70CQAA-TQE.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 03:05 (four years ago) link

haha

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 9 December 2014 04:04 (four years ago) link

Justin Durant @JDurant52 · Dec 9
Scandrick played a kid in Madden at Children's Hospital and hit him wit a surprise onside 😭😭

Justin Durant @JDurant52 · Dec 9
He was winning and going for 2 😭😭😭

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:21 (four years ago) link

wow

you say tomato/i say imago (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:22 (four years ago) link

no good youtubes of chapelle whooping the cancer kid

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:27 (four years ago) link

here we go
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/b9vgt4/chappelle-s-show-make-a-wish---uncensored

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:29 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/StevieJohnson13/status/546833836403732480

comesayhey, Monday, 22 December 2014 16:11 (four years ago) link

:)

waddy watchel (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:12 (four years ago) link

Bam DavisVerified account ‏@AnthonyDavis76

I asked Manti Teo about his imaginary Girlfriend last night and he snapped. lol I thought that was hilarious.

comesayhey, Monday, 22 December 2014 23:22 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Chicago Bears ‏@ChicagoBears 15m15 minutes ago
BREAKING: The #Bears have hired Ryan Pace as their new general manager.

Caitlin Kelly ‏@atotalmonet 12m12 minutes ago
.@ChicagoBears you aren't breaking news. you are making an announcement. you are the bears.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 January 2015 20:17 (four years ago) link

looool

Let me help you out Charlie XCX fan (DJP), Thursday, 8 January 2015 20:44 (four years ago) link

haha

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:29 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/dM1GA7c.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 16 January 2015 19:13 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/RobGronkowski/status/570802235275390977

comesayhey, Thursday, 26 February 2015 04:49 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 13m13 minutes ago
I’m going back to Reasonable Doubt. So much good stuff.

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 12m12 minutes ago
That was a DM fail. But for the record, Can’t Knock the Hustle off Reasonable Doubt RT @McDraft2: @RapSheet favorite song off it?
16 retweets 28 favorites

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 2 April 2015 17:46 (four years ago) link

ian rapoport moving up on my list of nfl insiders

kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 3 April 2015 00:55 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/ALSTKLL.png

mookieproof, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 21:48 (four years ago) link

gronk otm

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 22:51 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

Les Bowen
‏@LesBowen
Tebow throw dents the turf

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 17:47 (four years ago) link

Phil SimmsVerified account
‏@PhilSimmsQB
Yes I am on Twitter...Better late than never...Might take me awhile to get used to this. If @7boomeresiason can do it, so can I.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 23:27 (four years ago) link

Happy Birthday to the best mom I could ever ask for. pic.twitter.com/2CssO8COcq

— JJ Watt (@JJWatt) October 1, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 1 October 2017 16:22 (two years ago) link

essential 80’s moms

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 October 2017 17:23 (two years ago) link

that baby looks half her size

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 2 October 2017 15:04 (two years ago) link

A mysterious tweeter has been defending NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. It’s his wife! https://t.co/kKRhZBnOML

— WSJ Sports (@WSJSports) October 12, 2017

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:26 (two years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:30 (two years ago) link

awww

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 12 October 2017 20:47 (two years ago) link

Rob Ryan looks like Gandalf went undercover to bust a cocaine smuggling ring in Miami in 1986. pic.twitter.com/8nMI4w2Gm5

— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) October 19, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:40 (one year ago) link

holy shit

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 19 October 2017 18:53 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DPFgPdsXcAEt1Gg.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 November 2017 15:34 (one year ago) link

what NFL team do Trump own ? oh yeah they wouldnt let him have one ,!! LMAO https://t.co/1rPa5jfMjE

— Delisa Lynch (@MommaLynch24) November 20, 2017

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 03:31 (one year ago) link

hahahaha

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 03:52 (one year ago) link

Aqib Talib be having my mentions FUCKED UP lol https://t.co/NHsYeKwlGY

— Talib Kweli Greene (@TalibKweli) November 28, 2017

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 19:32 (one year ago) link

"Cam can show you the world" pic.twitter.com/Iv7mAlhy25

— Carolina Panthers (@Panthers) December 10, 2017

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Monday, 11 December 2017 02:59 (one year ago) link

this guy

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 11 December 2017 03:12 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

pic.twitter.com/KOdMJqo1T5

— Tennessee Titans (@Titans) January 7, 2018

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 7 January 2018 17:31 (one year ago) link

Then again he picked me ahead of Peyton too, just sayin!!

— Ryan D Leaf (@RyanDLeaf) January 18, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 January 2018 00:59 (one year ago) link

lmao that's amazing

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Friday, 19 January 2018 04:54 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Somebody please explain how asparagus does it. And you know what I mean by “it”.

— Case Keenum (@casekeenum7) February 3, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 3 February 2018 15:51 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Because I’m a former three-year football letterman who is still hailed as a legend some 20 years later when I attend field parties in my letter jacket, so I know a fraud under center when I see one, and that’s Andy Dalton.

— Three Year Letterman (@3YearLetterman) March 1, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 1 March 2018 18:34 (one year ago) link

this is so classic. i should be upset but man the eagles are a fun team and i <3 chris long and legarrette blount

Parade ready pic.twitter.com/tuCQbTkOrY

— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 8, 2018

¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g), Sunday, 4 March 2018 19:22 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Thanks to @jordanbpeterson for speaking to our staff and enlightening us today! pic.twitter.com/rRW5K1HpQD

— Pete Carroll (@PeteCarroll) May 10, 2018

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 11 May 2018 01:53 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

Q: #AskStephenA You think Russell Wilson is overrated?
- @JohnAtMcGee

A: pic.twitter.com/eMXgxHV1z3

— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) November 27, 2018

whole thread has a lot of wisdom

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 27 November 2018 23:33 (ten months ago) link

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/Supreme2k/respeck_knuckles.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 00:01 (ten months ago) link


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