what next for Chris ott?

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which ilx thread dedicated to you is better, this one or the other one?

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:36 (nine years ago) link

ce-web-rity coverage

nice. i'm gonna steal this at a later date fyi

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link

i am saddened to see the words "bruh" "brah" and "breh" used on ilxor.

$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:37 (nine years ago) link

Yes it wasn't shoegaze at all, but neither were any of the records after the first (save for some songs here and there). xp

Evan, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:39 (nine years ago) link

how do u feel about "bro" though?

also is it OK for people from hawaii to say "brah"?

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:39 (nine years ago) link

nah

famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link

didnt ask u breh

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:42 (nine years ago) link

this is probably the one i'll stick with because it doesn't say pitchfork in the title although i have no idea what i've posted in either it's all terrible and funny.

$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:43 (nine years ago) link

glad we can agree on that

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:45 (nine years ago) link

so... what's next?

Evan, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:46 (nine years ago) link

ilx occupied such a weird place for me it was like the place i was most annoyed by but also wanted to be respected by. now i am too rich and famous to care.

who can say what's next when something worth writing about comes up i'll write something on medium when something worth ranting about comes up i'll do a video i just don't know. but i can say the day to day churn of bullshit on twitter / all of the music websites is reaching a critical butt mass where like i don't even know if i can bother.

$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link

like i see whiney in the cut and i'm like son how.

$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:49 (nine years ago) link

he spits out whines out of his butt

famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link

mass

famous instagram God (waterface), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link

ily ilx

$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link

what is ott listening to 2014

Evan, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:56 (nine years ago) link

chris i went to a basement show last weekend and haven't told a soul about it

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:58 (nine years ago) link

my disciples i will never abandon u.

$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:09 (nine years ago) link

When I think about the summer I mowed lawns to "Where is My Mind?" knowing that nobody within ten square miles had heard it AND COULDN'T.

Beautiful times, breh.

Position Position, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link

there is a second tweet related to that and i maintain there are sad things about music not being distributed socially except as a pose (secret underground tapez).

$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

hey chris how do we know this is really you?

can you verify by tweeting the word "breh" in the next hour?

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link

apologies mr ott I don't own a tv, can you tell me what it is you're famous for?

house always! (wins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:27 (nine years ago) link

nae brae

$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link

i am famous for having multiple ilxor threads with my name in the title.

$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link

this is how you get rich

Evan, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:32 (nine years ago) link

As many threads as Momus? I don't think so. Nor Ned Raggett.

Pentatonic's Rendezvous Band (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:33 (nine years ago) link

i am not quite as famous as those two.

$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

http://pixelballads.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/over-the-top.jpg

am0n, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

When ott inevitably dies of a heart attack it will be because Vans slipped a few flyers into a 100-capacity venue in Brooklyn that he's never been to. I suppose there are worse ways to go.

Position Position, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link

Cognitive distortion is your friend.

$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link

starting a kickstarter to host a marc maron-style podcast about music writers, first episode chris ott, donate now

grindie cindy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:58 (nine years ago) link

i'll do it for nuthin bregh

$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link

be sure to have some comedians on your music podcast and talk to them all about how you picked up gallagher on vinyl bc you are trying to 'get it'

the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 23:49 (nine years ago) link

did whiney get bank for prophets of rage u were great bae

$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:56 (nine years ago) link

Bae way worse than brah

a lake full of ancient spices (los blue jeans), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

oh noes"

$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:02 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Srsly so what is next for Chris Ott? He deleted his entire internet presence and Shallowrewards.com redirects to Pitchfork.

a-lo, Friday, 15 August 2014 16:32 (nine years ago) link

play him out, markers

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 15 August 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link

Shallowrewards.com redirects to Pitchfork.

lol

difficult listening hour, Friday, 15 August 2014 16:42 (nine years ago) link

What ws shallowrewards.com? Blog? Doesn't sound v joyful

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Friday, 15 August 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link

lmao

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Friday, 15 August 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link

Maybe word got back to his employer and his 90k + bennies were in peril?

, Friday, 15 August 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

maybe he realized that a social media presence was pointless when he had a family, 90k and bennies, access to an open field and more albums than he could hope to revisit over the rest of his lifetime. that all the internet had to offer him was aggravating intimations of what could have been, glimpses of roads not chosen, which kept him from appreciating what he had.

da croupier, Friday, 15 August 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link

Maybe word got back to his employer and his 90k + bennies were in peril?

― 龜, Friday, August 15, 2014 1:05 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

does it make me a bad person that i kind of hope this happened?

call all destroyer, Friday, 15 August 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link

I hope he got a promotion and has gone full gollum over his 100k + bennies

Peeking at Peak Petty (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 15 August 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link

hope he got upgraded to shoobies

Now you're messing with a (President Keyes), Friday, 15 August 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link

he has given himself over completely to the only true joy, watching children sleep

mookieproof, Friday, 15 August 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link

other people's children

The aim of Rooney is spot correct (Daphnis Celesta), Friday, 15 August 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link


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