bread shaming

you should throw yourself a pita party.

that's it, I'm leavening

― a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:20 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

focaccia later

I'm having naan of this.

But we've barley begun!

You think this thread's bad now, wait until we bump an ickle while later

I wonder what will have been brot to the table by then?

more roti puns

It's the yeast we can do.

smdbread

snackingmybranbread

stop taking the rise out of bread shaming

Don't really understand what this is so went for 'i love bread'.

^ Obviously this guy couldn't slice it

rye you guys having such a hard time of it

I think that's the yeast of my problems.

enjoying these lavash puns

I'm writing these down so I don't baguette them

Thought the puns would've pide-d out by now...

Naan more from me.

This thread reminds me of this one time I was working at a bank, helping fill the CoinStar machine and this woman came in with these inflatable nickels that when filled with air would be legal currency. I could not believe that the USA would allow such a thing but crazier things have happened. So When I asked her if she needed the nickles changed into dollars she said sure but first could I help pumpernickel.

for fuck's sake

is fuck a kind of bread in your country

we were on a roll for a bit there.

a rare bit.

joke was thread shaming imo

supposed to be a ceres thread, you batards

You guys ruined this thread by repeating puns

We need a mod to come in here and delete all the repeats

There's only one mod for the task...

Bread Baguette

^^^suggest pain

yeast

there are really disturbing results when you type "funny bread" into google image search

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 5:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^worth it

You guys ruined this thread by repeating puns

We need a mod to come in here and delete all the repeats

There's only one mod for the task...

Bread Baguette

― 龜, Wednesday, May 21, 2014 11:00 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

I thought about this and take it back. To ask a mod to do so would be a fragant abuse of flour

you're ficelle-ing out this beautiful thread.

there's muffin else to say at this point

doh

pumpernickel!

i hardly knew 'er!

the result of this thread is migrain

these puns are aw-full (full from eating bread)

matzo funny.

You all ought to be sconed for these horrible puns. I just might have a cracker at it.

well quit wafering about and do it then.

Tired looking men eating baguettes in the supermarket as they do the shopping, seems to be a thing around here.

This thread is the greatest thing since...well, since whatever the last great thing was.

more like puns have ruined a once great thread. challah at me when this shit's over.

someone already did challah but they mis-spelt it

thread needs PROOFing

I'm gonna stay aloaf from all this nonsense. Not for me.

someone already did challah but they mis-spelt it

― mattresslessness, Wednesday, May 21, 2014 1:14 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dosa fella need to ctrl+f for misspellings now too?

http://www.astro-blast.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/mrhappybreadspycookies.jpg

http://trib.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/half-baked-lsd-laced-bread-at-casper-college-prompts-investigation/article_b93f57b9-aac8-5b06-8429-afc582e5d9bc.html

A Casper College student returned to his vehicle Monday afternoon and found three loaves of unidentified bread on the passenger seat.

That wasn't the biggest surprise.

The Casper Police Department later confirmed the bread was contaminated with the drug LSD, according to Casper College Director of Public Relations Rich Fujita.

Fujita said the student contact campus security to report the mysterious loaves, which he stumbled upon about noon Monday.

"He had no idea where they came from," Fujita said.

Campus security conducted a field test, Fujita said. After determining the bread was suspicious, it forwarded the loaves to Casper police. The police department confirmed LSD was present in the bread and has since taken over the investigation, Fujita said.

Fujita said he knew of no suspect or possible motive as of late Monday afternoon. He also had no information about whether the car was unlocked or a window was open at the time of the incident.

The Casper Police Department didn't return the Star-Tribune’s calls for comment Monday.

In an email alert sent at 3:15 p.m. Monday, the college warned people to not eat foods of unknown origins.

http://books.google.com/books/about/Bread_of_Dreams.html?id=ahYo7AkeAjUC

n a rich and engaging book that illuminates the lives and attitudes of peasants in preindustrial Europe, Piero Camporesi makes the unexpected and fascinating claim that these people lived in a state of almost permanent hallucination, drugged by their very hunger or by bread adulterated with hallucinogenic herbs. The use of opiate products, administered even to infants and children, was widespread and was linked to a popular mythology in which herbalists and exorcists were important cultural figures. Through a careful reconstruction of the everyday lives of peasants, beggars, and the poor, Camporesi presents a vivid and disconcerting image of early modern Europe as a vast laboratory of dreams.