bread shaming

when its spelt out like that I'm amaized

It's political correctness gone aw-rye

This is too much, I've got to popover to another thread.

what crumby jokes.

Don't get me started

This is too much, I've got to popover to another thread.

But the bun is about to begin

I don't actually put gluten in people's food, it was a joke .

Those puns were painful

excuse me while i check my panbrioche.

yes, at this point they're coming off a bit flat.

If there's anything else you need, just cholla!

that's it, I'm leavening

One of my best friends is celiac and cow-juice intolerant. She had to revise her intake from cruelty-prompted vegetarianism (with all the bread and cheese that usually entails) to being a goat's cheese-eating pescatarian. On the bright side, she'll always agree to Vietnamese dinners out.

I don't actually put gluten in people's food, it was a joke .

Glad you fessed up. Secretly putting gluten into other people's food is bagl

wahey

sub-par imo

Sorry to hear that dmac. My skills are a bit crusty

you should throw yourself a pita party.

that's it, I'm leavening

― a strange man (mh), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 14:20 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

focaccia later

I'm having naan of this.

But we've barley begun!

You think this thread's bad now, wait until we bump an ickle while later

I wonder what will have been brot to the table by then?

more roti puns

It's the yeast we can do.

smdbread

snackingmybranbread

stop taking the rise out of bread shaming

Don't really understand what this is so went for 'i love bread'.

^ Obviously this guy couldn't slice it

rye you guys having such a hard time of it

I think that's the yeast of my problems.

enjoying these lavash puns

I'm writing these down so I don't baguette them

Thought the puns would've pide-d out by now...

Naan more from me.

This thread reminds me of this one time I was working at a bank, helping fill the CoinStar machine and this woman came in with these inflatable nickels that when filled with air would be legal currency. I could not believe that the USA would allow such a thing but crazier things have happened. So When I asked her if she needed the nickles changed into dollars she said sure but first could I help pumpernickel.

for fuck's sake

is fuck a kind of bread in your country

we were on a roll for a bit there.

a rare bit.

joke was thread shaming imo

supposed to be a ceres thread, you batards

You guys ruined this thread by repeating puns

We need a mod to come in here and delete all the repeats

There's only one mod for the task...

Bread Baguette

^^^suggest pain

yeast

there are really disturbing results when you type "funny bread" into google image search

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 5:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^worth it

You guys ruined this thread by repeating puns

We need a mod to come in here and delete all the repeats

There's only one mod for the task...

Bread Baguette

― 龜, Wednesday, May 21, 2014 11:00 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

I thought about this and take it back. To ask a mod to do so would be a fragant abuse of flour

you're ficelle-ing out this beautiful thread.

there's muffin else to say at this point