"If I tip him a quarter, would that be an insult or would that be like a major bounty to his people? 'Cause I don't want to over-tip."
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link
i imagine the lil guy as a tom toles/kelly self-insert (can't think of a caption, tho)
― mohawk ororoducer (abanana), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 02:33 (nine years ago) link
whats the point in me being here if youre just going to talk on the phone
― conrad, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 08:18 (nine years ago) link
"hello, do you know there's a tiny man with a miniature piano in my room?"
"you hum it, son, i'll play it."
― estela, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 08:48 (nine years ago) link
:)
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 08:51 (nine years ago) link
I think it's by Hoagy Carmichael.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 09:44 (nine years ago) link
wow this room is deceptively enormous
― the only thing worse than being tweeted about (darraghmac), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 11:05 (nine years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2014/06/02/p465/140602_contest_p465.jpg"Ah, come on.. Everybody's worked at McDonalds at least once!"
― Mark G, Monday, 2 June 2014 09:54 (nine years ago) link
"Yeah i feel like assless chaps are gonna be big this year"
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 10:04 (nine years ago) link
"That's an interesting septum piercing"
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 10:06 (nine years ago) link
"...and I'm saying it was a work"
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 June 2014 10:09 (nine years ago) link
yes that is indeed a photo of your mom in a red towel
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 June 2014 10:51 (nine years ago) link
"De la Torre, huh? I think I might have worked with your father."
― Øystein, Monday, 2 June 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link
"I can really see myself fitting in""Probably that I work too hard"
― Look at this joke I've recognised, do you recognise it as well? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 June 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
I'll take a stab at anything you've got
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link
"If you think my CV is bad, wait until you see my ass-less trousers!"
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link
"as you well know, our stock is through the roof"
― mohawk ororoducer (abanana), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
"Don't give me a load of bull."
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, 2 June 2014 18:41 (nine years ago) link
have you considered china
― dn/ac (darraghmac), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:35 (nine years ago) link
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Monday, June 2, 2014 2:41 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
BOOM! THERE IT IS! LOCK THREAD!!!
― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Monday, 2 June 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link
"You mad, brahman?"
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
"What's the mata'?"
― Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 3 June 2014 21:42 (nine years ago) link
"I'm a lover not a fighter."
― EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 4 June 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link
http://www.clickhole.com/article/here-are-finalists-our-caption-contest-1212
― everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Friday, 17 October 2014 02:47 (nine years ago) link
http://legacy.newyorker.com/images/2014/11/17/p465/141117_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:53 (nine years ago) link
"someone who gets paid money to draw things thinks that us weird aardvark motherfuckers look like pigs"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:57 (nine years ago) link
''with his kind of money he can buy all of the ants he wants"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 13:58 (nine years ago) link
"I bet he wishes he could just snuffle it all up with his big nose."
― boner of a lonely horse (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:03 (nine years ago) link
"Jesus Christ, what an asshole."
― boner of a lonely horse (fake penthouse letters mcgee), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link
"With that giant stoma on his back I can barely stand to watch him eat."
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Monday, 10 November 2014 14:28 (nine years ago) link
"That miserly swine's full of money and still all he eats is slop."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:03 (nine years ago) link
"His ex-wife emptied him out in the divorce"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 18:18 (nine years ago) link
submit that
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
"They'll let anybody in here these days."
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link
"Can't even call 'em piggie banks now — fucking liberals."
― Øystein, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:39 (nine years ago) link
Finalists:
― Mark G, Thursday, 27 November 2014 10:40 (nine years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150323_contest-690.jpg
― …. wow – the power of words ! (Øystein), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:27 (nine years ago) link
"He's agoraphobic"
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link
"For heaven's sake Ellen, we ALL know why she sings"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link
'CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!'
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link
"Performance art is dead."
― Vic Perry, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 04:23 (nine years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/150330_contest-690.jpg
― …. wow – the power of words ! (Øystein), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link
"South of the Thames this time of night? You're fucking joking mate, get the fuck out of my cab!"
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:41 (nine years ago) link
"Are you sure this is the quickest way to LaGuardia Airport?"
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link
"You wouldn't get this kind of service with Uber or Lyft."
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link
"Jeez, the rates you're charging are astronomical."
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 23 March 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link
"It's nice to get a cabbie who speaks English!"
― Josefa, Monday, 23 March 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link
ok,thats one.
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 00:36 (nine years ago) link
"just let me out everywhere"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link
"It's not far now, just hang a left at the Moon."
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link