Macklemore, "Same Love"

The gap is narrowing between this dude and Mr. Six.

going w "fuck that is terrible" as a sort of catch-all

Macklemore and Ryan Lewis stopped by with Wanz in tow to perform “Thrift Shop” and “Can’t Hold Us” with all the energy that we’ve come to know and love from the world-traveling duo. Big fans and first-timers alike were jumping up and down with hands raised as Macklemore took that signature leap into the audience and they hold him up like it was his very own human runway. It’s incredible to watch and he obviously loved every minute of it.

he certainly looked like he was enjoying himself

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images-2/greedy-jewish-person-cartoon.jpg

His defense should be that he found his entire outfit at a thrift store

not sure EMP can survive this indignity

Apparently he was a little worried about being mobbed, after all he is a big part of the new video exhibit at the EMP, because he came on stage and continued a majority of his show, with a wig, beard, and false nose adhered not-so-securely to his face (by the end of his 15 minute set he looked a little like he was melting). Disguise or no, it was no secret he was the big guest everyone had been waiting for and fans 5 to 50 years old and beyond crowded into the Sky Church to have the best 15 minutes they’ll experience in a very long time.

This is the most amazing paragraph I have ever read

His defense should be that he found his entire outfit at a thrift store

― 龜, Monday, May 19, 2014 9:11 AM (1 minute ago)

lol that is almost exactly his defense

Disguise or no, it was no secret he was the big guest everyone had been waiting for

I cannot stop cracking up at that entire thing. I think if Macklemore had shown up in blackface, that blog post would have said something about him going a little heavy on the spray tan.

It's like a Justin Bieber fan trying to explain how there came to be a picture of Bieber passed out in a prostitute's bed in Brazil

really shocking that Macklemore fans in the town that race-baited Big Freedia at a Postal Service concert don't understand the nuances of stereotypes

― grindie cindy (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, May 19, 2014 9:52 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

possibly my favorite usage of the word "nuance" in 2014

― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, May 19, 2014 9:55 AM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark

hehehehehehehehe

lmao @ Surprise Surprise, Macklemore in Disguise

Boy the author of the blog post better not be that guy at the Pop Conference who was the fragile flower/unreconstructed rockist who asked Sharon Jones about overproduced music or whatever it was.

This is one of those weird situations where you think something is so transparently offensive and career-threatening that it can't have been done on purpose but so specific and calculated that it can't have been done unintentionally. It's genuinely astonishing.

Boy the author of the blog post better not be that guy at the Pop Conference who was the fragile flower/unreconstructed rockist who asked Sharon Jones about overproduced music or whatever it was.

yet his belt was impeccable

His beard, trimmed just so.

This is one of those weird situations where you think something is so transparently offensive and career-threatening that it can't have been done on purpose but so specific and calculated that it can't have been done unintentionally

I was thinking along these lines and wondering if he'd somehow pissed off his costume designer or something

This is one of those weird situations where you think something is so transparently offensive and career-threatening that it can't have been done on purpose but so specific and calculated that it can't have been done unintentionally. It's genuinely astonishing.

― Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Monday, May 19, 2014 10:23 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is basically my feeling about every pop music/racism controversy of the last couple of years.

I was thinking along these lines and wondering if he'd somehow pissed off his costume designer or something

― soref, Monday, May 19, 2014 9:33 AM (38 minutes ago)

i like this theory, as improbable as it is

OTOH lol Seth Rogan: https://twitter.com/Sethrogen/statuses/468132181517152257

stopping now

― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, May 19, 2014 9:43 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ahhhhhhhhh too good

Dressed in all blue except my rosh hashannah shoes, those are white
Draped in a talis, shiksa standing next to me
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like the rebbe's sheets, schvitz
But shit, it was 99 cents, I'm a cheap Jew, I'm copping it
Bout to go and get some compliments, passing up on those yarmulkes

now was that really necessary

it's ok I'm a hella good Jewish homie

not up to speed, is this bad cultural appropriation?

wtf
http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/Macklemore-says-costume-wasn-t-about-Jews-5489427.php

oh I see we're here already. sorry.

wait, is the original "Thrift Shop" as completely rhyme-averse as Hurting's rewrite (obv I'm not looking up the lyrics because fuck that)

nah I fudge it pretty bad

djp i would like to think you'd enjoy this link:

http://www.businessinsider.com/kidz-bop-thrift-shop-2013-6

are we having a poll on how many days he'll go with an aggressive "i done nothing man, people are just looking to be offended" stance before the inevitable weepy capitulation and begging for forgiveness?

you would be right to think that:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-kidz-bop-version-of-macklemores-thrift-shop-is-the-worst

Amazingly, as horrible as this is, it's more charming than the original

― big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Monday, July 8, 2013 10:44 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm not even really offended. He'd have to be much less of a dumbshit to have the ability to offend me.

it's more of a smdh moment

ha

xposts to djp

When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay,
'Cause I could draw, my uncle was, and I kept my room straight.

step back for a second. how did anyone take this seriously, ever

so his room was straight and he was gay

When I was in the third grade I thought that I was gay,
'Cause I could draw...
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/4432919/dick-drawing-obsession-o.gif

Macklemore verses are definitely frighteningly short on functional endrhymes, DJP, yes

why was he in jewface idgi

fully willing to believe he had no clue, guy seems like a dimwit

If Katy Perry had done it, she would have at least said something about how Yentl inspired her so much as a child.

also fully willing to believe he knew and thought it would be, like, hilarious, because same

xp

did he make any reference to the costume at all during the performance or anything

I don't see this doing serious damage to his career. No matter how many times he shames black folks or splains to queers or dresses in jewface, white people still gonna be here for him.

none of the individual pieces of his costume taken separately would be cause for alarm but you put em all together and just... why dude

and yeah I doubt this will hurt his career one iota

If Katy Perry had done it, she would have at least said something about how Yentl inspired her so much as a child.

― hella good Jewish homies (DJP), Monday, May 19, 2014 12:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haaaaaaaa

xp exactly

"Barbra, Can You Dress Me?"

feel like hell prob fade from huge superstardom with his next album for musical reasons but will have a long career w his core audience that was paying the bills before thrift shop