why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Next big FB macro in 9 different fonts and point sizes:

"When I was young I thought scooping dog shit into a paper bag, putting it on someone's porch, lighting it on fire, ringing their door bell, then running away, was hilarious fun. Now that I am a parent I hope I can teach my child to respect everyone, so I can pass on my newfound shame and guilt. Share if you get it."

zany plop antics

Thinking about yourself was fun?

Whoooooahhh.

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f2/a6/14/f2a61449d3cc31eadb933494c6011204.jpg

A guy who is "sad" because he thinks he's the only member of his generation who has seen Clockwork Orange is not a guy I want to know.

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr08/16/9/enhanced-buzz-wide-32609-1400247729-28.jpg

~ Danny Dyer

ted theodore logan otm

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10256953_1482404708655173_9115989789244265213_n.jpg

This is not called moneybags anymore.

it's an evolution. moneybags doesn't tickle the racism cortex to lend a patina of authenticity to quite the same degree.

"This is not fun at all..."

What Sid Vicious said when interviewed in NY by Nationwide, after Nancy's death

scraping the real bottom of the barrel here

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10170966_737637549602068_842320713_n.jpg

anything just to relate to another human being

lol

someone i know not only identified, but shared that sentiment
i'm particularly fond of the fact that it says "my fan" instead of "a fan"

it has to be a special fan, my fan

anything just to relate to another human being

― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 12:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

truth bomb

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10256953_1482404708655173_9115989789244265213_n.jpg

a phenomenon so rare that it won't be repeated until the month of may in the year 2015!

see upthread, it has obviously been doing the rounds!

Does the traditional Chinese calendar even have 7-day weeks and months of 31 days? Because that would be interesting.

These macros document the state of my fan
And how sleeping with it turned on is my plan
My fan, my fan, my fan, my fan

See, I was going to make that joke, but thought I'd hear "You think all Chinese use the Han calendar?" as a response.

I was followed by this Twitter user which seems to be a spam account, but has some priceless macros on his/her/its timeline @bd686a683e6c450

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoHC5RdIYAAXfuH.jpg

Letters of gratitude... to myself?

some stupid fuck I went to hs with posted this today:

http://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bring-back-our-girls-2.jpg?74c692

I'm really, really trying to not respond to this trolly shit.

http://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bring-back-our-girls-2.jpg?74c692

well, anyway it's a link to this:

http://www.ijreview.com/2014/05/139946-time-army-ranger-tweets-perfect-bringbackourgirls-response/

pic's broken on the link too.

has he sellotaped that to his t-shirt?

also, is that a yoda toy in the bottom right of the picture?

I keep wanting to respond to her w/something along the lines of "Dude has a point - let's send him to Nigeria", but I really shouldn't engage.

Highly trained operators are standing by! Call now!

'warriors' lol

pls to send paladins to nigeria thx

scraping the real bottom of the barrel here

https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10170966_737637549602068_842320713_n.jpg

― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:18 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is cracking me up.

it's amazing

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/image_zpsd5c9eb8e.jpg

Gawker having a little fun with that one Darin linked to: http://gawker.com/help-marine-todd-get-his-message-out-to-the-nasty-hasht-1579578338

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--EizbotN8--/r2jvsc4snzu7e1fwk5nb.png

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--95yMOFaf--/wlatubl9cnxcdz3n0px7.png

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--teX01i66--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/trcejfduxcorjd1fsz43.png

man doesnt that guy know its warriors who took our girls in the first place

i don't even understand what's going on here anymore

if there's one group of people that've consistently made the world better thru-out history it's warriors

just spotted this old chestnut out in the wild:

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/l/t1.0-9/1538640_579966645410705_398406943_n.jpg

"I CAN READ" on the top of my resume. opens many doors.

'your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping' would be a good fake, inscrutable adage

thesaurus.com/browse/flipping burgers

http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/lisavsmalibustacy4.png

i remember a variation of that not-bill-gates list as a poster on a teacher's wall in the mid 90s. it was $40,000/year then, though.

And instead of a car phone it was an indoor toilet.

lol i missed car phone

tbh i like a fan for sleeping

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10330223_709492862430677_4837168821406206590_n.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSK8GmGooM