hell the fact that it changes you is one of the reasons I've always been so scared to have kids. that and I'm afraid at how bad I'll fuck the kid up mentally.
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
repost if you get it, and capitalize Mother and Father for no reason!
― flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
maybe they're referring to mother and father in the collective sense. It takes a village!
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
also jpg taking away creation credit from our Lord and Saviour IMHO
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 May 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
I find the recent ubiquity of "if you get it" disturbing.
― king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Sunday, 18 May 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
getting it with james franco
― mookieproof, Sunday, 18 May 2014 17:32 (nine years ago) link
Next big FB macro in 9 different fonts and point sizes:
"When I was young I thought scooping dog shit into a paper bag, putting it on someone's porch, lighting it on fire, ringing their door bell, then running away, was hilarious fun. Now that I am a parent I hope I can teach my child to respect everyone, so I can pass on my newfound shame and guilt. Share if you get it."
― king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Sunday, 18 May 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link
zany plop antics
― kinder, Sunday, 18 May 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link
Thinking about yourself was fun?
― cardamon, Sunday, 18 May 2014 21:09 (nine years ago) link
Whoooooahhh.
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/f2/a6/14/f2a61449d3cc31eadb933494c6011204.jpg
― nickn, Monday, 19 May 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link
A guy who is "sad" because he thinks he's the only member of his generation who has seen Clockwork Orange is not a guy I want to know.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 May 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-05/enhanced/webdr08/16/9/enhanced-buzz-wide-32609-1400247729-28.jpg
~ Danny Dyer
― kinder, Monday, 19 May 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
ted theodore logan otm
― j., Monday, 19 May 2014 22:07 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/10256953_1482404708655173_9115989789244265213_n.jpg
This is not called moneybags anymore.
― how's life, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 11:58 (nine years ago) link
it's an evolution. moneybags doesn't tickle the racism cortex to lend a patina of authenticity to quite the same degree.
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 12:07 (nine years ago) link
"This is not fun at all..."
What Sid Vicious said when interviewed in NY by Nationwide, after Nancy's death
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 14:07 (nine years ago) link
scraping the real bottom of the barrel here
https://scontent-a-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10170966_737637549602068_842320713_n.jpg
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:18 (nine years ago) link
anything just to relate to another human being
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:25 (nine years ago) link
lol
― marcos, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:26 (nine years ago) link
someone i know not only identified, but shared that sentimenti'm particularly fond of the fact that it says "my fan" instead of "a fan"
it has to be a special fan, my fan
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 12:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
truth bomb
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link
a phenomenon so rare that it won't be repeated until the month of may in the year 2015!
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link
see upthread, it has obviously been doing the rounds!
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link
Does the traditional Chinese calendar even have 7-day weeks and months of 31 days? Because that would be interesting.
― king of chin-stroking banality (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link
These macros document the state of my fanAnd how sleeping with it turned on is my planMy fan, my fan, my fan, my fan
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link
See, I was going to make that joke, but thought I'd hear "You think all Chinese use the Han calendar?" as a response.
― pplains, Tuesday, 20 May 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link
I was followed by this Twitter user which seems to be a spam account, but has some priceless macros on his/her/its timeline @bd686a683e6c450
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BoHC5RdIYAAXfuH.jpg
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 11:27 (nine years ago) link
Letters of gratitude... to myself?
― pplains, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 13:21 (nine years ago) link
some stupid fuck I went to hs with posted this today:
http://www.ijreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bring-back-our-girls-2.jpg?74c692
I'm really, really trying to not respond to this trolly shit.
― Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:55 (nine years ago) link
― Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link
well, anyway it's a link to this:
http://www.ijreview.com/2014/05/139946-time-army-ranger-tweets-perfect-bringbackourgirls-response/
pic's broken on the link too.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link
has he sellotaped that to his t-shirt?
― soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:08 (nine years ago) link
also, is that a yoda toy in the bottom right of the picture?
― soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:09 (nine years ago) link
I keep wanting to respond to her w/something along the lines of "Dude has a point - let's send him to Nigeria", but I really shouldn't engage.
― Darin, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link
Highly trained operators are standing by! Call now!
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:22 (nine years ago) link
'warriors' lol
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:24 (nine years ago) link
pls to send paladins to nigeria thx
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Tuesday, May 20, 2014 11:18 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
This is cracking me up.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
it's amazing
― mattresslessness, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/etienne_saint/image_zpsd5c9eb8e.jpg
― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link
Gawker having a little fun with that one Darin linked to: http://gawker.com/help-marine-todd-get-his-message-out-to-the-nasty-hasht-1579578338
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--EizbotN8--/r2jvsc4snzu7e1fwk5nb.png
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--95yMOFaf--/wlatubl9cnxcdz3n0px7.png
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--teX01i66--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/trcejfduxcorjd1fsz43.png
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link
man doesnt that guy know its warriors who took our girls in the first place
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link
i don't even understand what's going on here anymore
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link
if there's one group of people that've consistently made the world better thru-out history it's warriors
― coign of wantage (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
just spotted this old chestnut out in the wild:
https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/l/t1.0-9/1538640_579966645410705_398406943_n.jpg
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
"I CAN READ" on the top of my resume. opens many doors.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:08 (nine years ago) link
'your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping' would be a good fake, inscrutable adage
― soref, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link
thesaurus.com/browse/flipping burgers
― house always! (wins), Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:18 (nine years ago) link
http://deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/lisavsmalibustacy4.png
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 21 May 2014 22:51 (nine years ago) link