list junk food dressed up for yuppies who are too smart for junk food

these are pretty bomb

http://i.imgur.com/ctujqWU.jpg

cabbage!

Any highly processed snack food is junk food. Making an industrial slurry of cabbage, onion, garlic and bell pepper and forming it into chips is more or less just a yuppie Pringle. What's weird is the pretense that it isn't junky if you add kale or acai or some shit like that and charge three prices for it.

jfc dude

hey, I like a bit of junk now n' then. When it gets bad is when you snarf it down every day. <-- low-hanging fruit for the quoted-out-of-context thread.

aimless you better get the onion and garlic powders out of your spice rack stat

aimless is no thread safe from your chin stroking banality

no

hahahaha

http://www.veggiegirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/P1012444.jpg

http://static.brit.co.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/BluePrintCleanse-Renovation.jpg

This stuff makes me IA

drink #4 literally costs like a nickel to make and i bet they charge at least $3 because of that smart looking bottle smh

"charge three prices for it." is nearly on some "first two coasts" shit.

lol $3 try like $8, xp

http://blueprintcleanse.com/

yeah but it drains your butt

Cashew&
Vanilla&
Cinnamon&
Agave.

hate to say it, but, clif and luna bars, right? i mean, the shit is candy bars

oh totally. i quite a vicious clif bar habit a couple years back.

for sure, as far as sugar content goes. but tbf they usually have more fiber, protein, and other stuff that a candy bar wouldn't.

power bars too?

i like the peanut butter ones

Cashew&
Vanilla&
Cinnamon&
Agave.

― 龜, Friday, May 16, 2014 11:25 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I WANTED THAT ONE SO BAD a few weeks back because i like all those things but then I saw it was $8 and I just couldn't.

Think Thin bars don't have any sugar and are OK but not as tasty as Lara bars though though are probably more whole.

yea $8 is absurd. shit. you can get an entire falafel sandwich for $8, and that's still a ripoff. you can get a falafel for $2.50 someplaces.

eight seltzers.

or seven if there's tax.

clif bars are designed for when you're burning hella calories & packing light

I take Clif bars along when I am wilderness trekking, but Snickers work almost as well, so the candy bar analogy isn't far off the mark.

clif bars are designed for when you're burning hella calories & packing light

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, May 16, 2014 11:55 AM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my morning commute is pretty gnar

tho i flipped to lara bars recently. the key lime ones are goddesslike.

I've been weaning myself off snack bars and it's definitely helping me lose weight.

man i want a whole mess of lara bars right now, shiyet

aimless is no thread safe from your chin stroking banality

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, May 15, 2014 10:16 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah man you gotta juice your vegetables and eat your fruits whole! fruit juice is mostly just sugar without any of the fibers. the fibers are the good stuff, that's what your body really wants!

- Aimless

"Any highly processed snack food", no loaded words there nope

for sure, as far as sugar content goes. but tbf they usually have more fiber, protein, and other stuff that a candy bar wouldn't.

also, the sugar content in them comes from more benign sources than hfcs.

"Any highly processed snack food", no loaded words there nope

You got me all wrong, brimstead. I always eat my cabbage in the form of triangular chip.

you're missing out, cabbage is a wonderful even as accessorial ruffage.

raw juice is good even though it is high sugar and low fiber because of enzymes and phytochemicals. smoothies are better because you retain the fiber. in general, you shouldn't be scared of the sugar in raw fruit for the most part unless you are eating it in extreme quantities.

i think the worst offender of junk food that appeals to whole foods shoppers is artisanal soda, like virgil's. soda is evil imho.

This thread inspired me to buy some Chia seed tortilla chips yesterday.

i've had virgils, aint nothing evil about that sweet sweet root beer

reed's ginger beer is my weakness

i used to eat these a lot and then stopped and then my grocery store started stocking them for 1.19 so i bought six and i have eaten three today
http://www.primalspiritfoods.com/images/products/PrimalStrips/flavor_group_large_mesquite_lime.jpg
75 calories apiece! very tasty! maybe high in sodium is the only thing
http://www.primalspiritfoods.com/products_flavor_details.php#MesquiteLime

I gave my three-year-old a luna bar and she really liked it = it is a candy bar

I have been eating zone perfect bars after workouts though because I am buying into that whole protein+carbs immediately after working out thing, plus I kind of feel like I need a little sugar boost when I'm beat from a workout, plus I read that giving yourself a little sweet after a workout is a good way to help build an exercise habit (because it's a "reward" in a pavlovian sense). Also they are cheap at Costco.

So far the "reward" part I guess is working because I've hit the gym 3x week every week for four months straight.

https://casasanchezsf.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/totopos-casa-sanchez-sf.jpg

literally my entire diet belongs in this thread, i have put on like 30 pounds in the last couple of years, envy my life

“I don’t think much has changed in the energy bar landscape—just more crowded!” writes Eskin, who still works as a food writer for the Tribune and other outlets. “The culture of the time focused on athletes—who presumably ‘needed’ quick, portable nutrition—and everyone else who wanted to seem just as buff and busy.”

Long read on the rise of the power/protein bar:

https://www.topic.com/hard-to-swallow