i have a hard tiem remembering what "muckraking" even means
― noizez duk, Sunday, 8 March 2009 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link
still don't know what makes the walkmen so obviously, uh, sucky
― winstonian (winston), Sunday, 8 March 2009 22:42 (fifteen years ago) link
They record boring albums.
― The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 8 March 2009 22:44 (fifteen years ago) link
ok thanks i understand now
― winstonian (winston), Sunday, 8 March 2009 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link
The actual closing line from the Pitchfork review:
Far from trailblazing, Passover nevertheless implies that the Black Angels like to blaze until they see trails.
― Reatards Unite, Sunday, 8 March 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
I made fun of the Walkmen because they, uh, suck. Not that hard to figure out.
I could make up better zings with a dick in my mouth.
― Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Monday, 9 March 2009 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link
great thread so far
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 9 March 2009 00:24 (fifteen years ago) link
― Shannon Whirry & the Bad Brains, Monday, March 9, 2009 12:20 AM
like that one!
― Matos W.K., Monday, 9 March 2009 00:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Geeze, This is what I keep for sleeping in all weeked.
I find the Rolling Stone Grace Jones review boneheaded and offensive because it's unfairly dismissive of the album for the sake being too-clever-by-half, and it does so with more than a whiff of homo/disco-phobia.
As for the Autobahn review, the editor should have cut everything after the first graph until the last line. The album as its subject matter analogy is clever enough (and as a reviewer’s self-indulgent conceit, it’s certainly handled more deftly than the Grace Jones review), but the last line of the review is all we need to get it.
Yeah, I copied both of those from the Rolling Stone Cover-to-Cover dvd set. Although it looks now as if the links are broken.
― mottdeterre, Monday, 9 March 2009 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link
I think James Wisdom's reviews are awesome.
― James_Wisdom, Thursday, 19 March 2015 13:03 (nine years ago) link
It all comes back around:
https://defector.com/a-notorious-pitchfork-reviewer-was-my-biggest-musical-influence
There’s a 2005 I Love Music messageboard post titled “So, what is the worst music review ever then?” One poster, Brian Whitman, believed he had an answer....
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 18:23 (three months ago) link
(Mr. Wisdom, who posted last on this thread, is interviewed for the story and there's more besides.)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 18:27 (three months ago) link
so long...
― scott seward, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 19:01 (three months ago) link
not like "goodbye". so long as in "wow that thing is long".
i don't know a lot of the non-ilx pitchfork people. i thought brent d. was funny. most of it seemed pretty samey though. 1996 they started? sheesh. i had no idea.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 19:05 (three months ago) link
was pitchfork making money before conde nast took them over? why don't all these online places just stay independent? i don't get it. they want to get "BIGGER"? is that the thing? so stupid. owning your own thing is where its at. it never ends well when rich people get involved.
― scott seward, Wednesday, 31 January 2024 19:07 (three months ago) link
my understanding is that conde nast offered them money
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 19:14 (three months ago) link
God, that Sleater-Kinney review is abysmal— All Hands on the Bad One is an excellent record.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Wednesday, 31 January 2024 22:44 (three months ago) link