just when you thought you were safe from neil degrasse tyson quotes....bam! *mind blown*
― scott seward, Saturday, 10 May 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link
Looking forward to all the imitations of these - gonna be awesome.
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Saturday, 10 May 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
Neil sat down on the arm of a couch, tilted his head to the right, and exploded my mind.
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 10 May 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link
http://gs1.wac.edgecastcdn.net/8019B6/data.tumblr.com/d56653afecd0e8ccf0224b2d66c60a15/tumblr_n44wy3BHtx1qbh26io1_500.gif
― mookieproof, Saturday, 10 May 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link
he broke my nose with science
― denial plan (electricsound), Sunday, 11 May 2014 01:37 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/10337763_10203952020545355_5574693602116916258_n.jpg
― Darin, Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:16 (nine years ago) link
uh huh because a full fridge automatically means u are spending money you dont have instead of oh maybe stocking up bcz u dont eat out every night like empty fridge "hard working taxpayer"
RAAAAAAGE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:24 (nine years ago) link
also who keeps sbux pastries in the fridge ffs
heart goes out 2 the hard working taxpayers starving to death while decadent welfare claimants pig out on eggs.
― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 11 May 2014 02:34 (nine years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/10/opinion/sunday/living-with-less-a-lot-less.html
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 11 May 2014 03:50 (nine years ago) link
~~~~shallow~~~~ bowls
― j., Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:00 (nine years ago) link
ugh THAT guy
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 May 2014 04:17 (nine years ago) link
So nice to have ornamental regular folk around
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:47 (nine years ago) link
omg that needs to go in the quid/ag NYT thread
"the things I consumed ended up consuming me."
Somebody paid him to write this.
― carl agatha, Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:52 (nine years ago) link
i think the quidag thread is where i first saw it
just trying to point out that wealth often looks like the opposite of hoarding ! dude probably has a single starbucks pastry in his fridge
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 11 May 2014 05:59 (nine years ago) link
Lost opportunity for the creator of the picture. Coulda hit two talking points by showing a fridge full of junk food for the welfare side.
― nickn, Sunday, 11 May 2014 07:36 (nine years ago) link
wild guess the dude isn't very bright tho
a) Personally all in favour of politically motivated starvation of anyone who self identifies as a hard-working taxpayer, so agitprop effect lost on me, even if macro had showed greater eh epistemological rigour
b) Has the hard working taxpayer drawn a smiley face on the frosting of whatever it is they're allowed to have in the fridge?
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 11 May 2014 14:26 (nine years ago) link
this could totally be an early Drake lyric
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Sunday, 11 May 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
definitely has a "now when I want to listen to rock music, I just play a show with my band interpol" quality
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 11 May 2014 16:23 (nine years ago) link
IDGI
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1.0-9/1920005_10152095027805669_8261151928861883265_n.jpg
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link
gluten-free duck
― j., Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link
maybe bread really is bad for ducks and its an earnest psa
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:47 (nine years ago) link
i think it just applies to that one duck
― write 500 words of song (sleepingbag), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:48 (nine years ago) link
he better have ticked the special dietary requirements box on the form
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:52 (nine years ago) link
also how did the duck get access to a computer? so many questions
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Sunday, 11 May 2014 20:59 (nine years ago) link
that's not a duck
― smhphony orchestra (crüt), Sunday, 11 May 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/08/16/article-0-1B517DAA000005DC-491_634x561.jpg
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Sunday, 11 May 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
woah
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 11 May 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
I was about to say 'How do we know those fridges belong to the respective owners as claimed by the image', but that's not the point is it
― cardamon, Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link
Like, you can just gis 'full fridge' and 'empty fridge' to make that image but
― cardamon, Sunday, 11 May 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1148765_751973481513598_4839941372894001266_n.jpg
― how's life, Monday, 12 May 2014 11:52 (nine years ago) link
Assassinate those that get in your wayYield to no man
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Monday, 12 May 2014 11:57 (nine years ago) link
lol
― how's life, Monday, 12 May 2014 12:03 (nine years ago) link
that chalkboard thing upthread is the most infuriating thing I've seen in this thread.
― silverfish, Monday, 12 May 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link
these GIF-share type things, even the ones that are well-meaning and poor executed, plus the onslaught of Yahoo Comments level in-status brawling between strangers on friends' statuses has had me wanting to take a break from FB and social media for a month or so.
the problem being, I have valid reasons I do have to use it, as my theatre company sends important updates via FB-only, and I get invited to events this way...and once I wind up there, intending just to read the thing I went there for, I wind up using it as always.
FB should be renamed "dailyreminderthatpeopleareshit.com"
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 May 2014 15:20 (nine years ago) link
'trenchant' I know but w/e
http://i.imgur.com/uundZK8.png
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Monday, 12 May 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
Lost verse to "Suicide is Painless"
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 12 May 2014 21:27 (nine years ago) link
cd save some energy not making crappy pass-agg gifs i'd've thought
― Hastings Banter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 May 2014 21:51 (nine years ago) link
haha I've seen that one same people post "how to avoid toxic ppl" tips
― funch dressing (La Lechera), Monday, 12 May 2014 21:52 (nine years ago) link
"how to avoid toxic ppl"
http://www.govmark.com/flammability-fire-testing-instruments/_img/sd-2.jpg
― Mordy, Monday, 12 May 2014 21:53 (nine years ago) link
http://i2.cdnds.net/10/44/movies_main_the_toxic_avenger_poster.jpg
― anonanon, Monday, 12 May 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link
Anything with the words "Buzzfeed" and "introvert" in it will make me want to kill people.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Monday, 12 May 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link
It's really an "I no longer have energy, friendships, interactions or conversations" post. Not that I don't sympathise, but I don't make macros about it. Just complain here, I guess, which isn't much better,
― Try Leuchars More! (dowd), Monday, 12 May 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
thanks, gawker/twitter
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnZ_sIiCQAE55y-.jpg
― j., Monday, 12 May 2014 23:41 (nine years ago) link
sad they didn't snap that before the Dementors got to her first
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 00:08 (nine years ago) link
Say what you like about the passive-aggressive dick with no energy left for communicating with people like a normal human being without a stick up his arse, at least he has good taste in fonts.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 12:54 (nine years ago) link
To be really real, it's a pretty "stick up arse" font.
― how's life, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 13:00 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/5glDmZM.jpg
blargh :(
― popchips: the next snapple? (seandalai), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 22:52 (nine years ago) link
oh no
― lettered and hapful (symsymsym), Thursday, 15 May 2014 00:47 (nine years ago) link