dr. strongo's neuvo cuisine

I was so hungry I inhaled that sandwich

marijuana burritos

fp

no way

baloney and whipped cream in a hoagie roll.

http://www.buystufz.com/

http://www.buystufz.com/images/stufz_123-u7802.png

http://i.imgur.com/L7WeRxU.jpg

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Girl in front of me at chop't just ordered half balsamic half ranch for her dressing

She's also supermodel skinny

:-|

Guy Fieri made this thread prescient.

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/04/belgian-bacon-pudding-and-other-recipes-invented-by-a-robot/390363/

An Austrian chocolate burrito—like most burritos—contains ground beef, tortilla, and cheese. It also—unlike most burritos—contains chocolate, as the name suggests, but also apricot puree and edamame and cinnamon. It is, in a word, weird.

http://www.clickhole.com/article/shocking-what-our-kids-school-lunches-look-2245

http://i.imgur.com/W5yDYdF.jpg

My kids, now 3 and 5, are demanding spaghetti sandwiches. How did they know?

http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1015047-green-pea-guacamole

nothing else on this thread dares such lofty heights as the nerds encrusted salmon.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, June 27, 2006 6:39 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

still the truth

― My name is Frunze. Learn it well it is the chilling sound of your doom (Eisbaer), Sunday, July 24, 2011 9:52 PM (4 years ago)

https://twitter.com/NedRaggett/status/737723755472900096

when i die, encrust my tombstone with nerds.

http://i.imgur.com/QJ53eOU.jpg

dungeness crabapple pie

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/140508739392/the-neural-network-has-weird-ideas-about-what

When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese
Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips
Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas
Beasy Mist
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
Chocolate Pickle Sauce
Whole Chicken Cookies
Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom
Star *
Cover Meats
Out Of Meat
Completely Meat Circle
Completely Meat Chocolate Pie
Cabbage Pot Cookies
Artichoke Gelatin Dogs
Crockpot Cold Water

bone broth vape

Is that a thing or did you just give away a million dollars

lol

https://d2ffutrenqvap3.cloudfront.net/items/2l253f3o3u3q25363y2D/Lost%20Brunch.jpg

oh god i’m gonna hurl

marmite and peanut butter on toast

works best with the Marmite XO variety

Today I learned about Marinetti’s Futurist screed against pasta. pic.twitter.com/jKdJFCp0AF

— Dustin Illingworth (@ddillingworth) August 21, 2019

chocolate hummus

― bernard snowy, Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:25 PM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

multiple hummus brands are selling this now, i went in with an open mind but i'm pretty sure it just doesn't work

Bernard predicted the future

https://i.imgur.com/YolRLK9.jpg

pork poké

toast milkshake

Most of this thread has been rendered obsolete by rhett & link as it turns out

https://pinkgoodra.tumblr.com/post/613719444982775808/hello-its-so-dark-in-here

??? pic.twitter.com/VJ3WeRfQIk

— Kiko’ 🇩🇴🌹 (@KikoSencillo) September 29, 2020

christ

i was unaware that Hillshire Farm's trademarked mini hot dogs are called "Lit'L Smokies," very confusing

isn't everything in that crock pot already cooked??

"4-6 hours"

that's how long it takes to get hot, i don't make the rules

the Ohio State crockpot is the cherry on top

I am delighted to inform everyone that, in these very stressful and trying times, Chef Club remains fully on their bullshit pic.twitter.com/SHFqrY74S0

— Stangle’s Kid (@lisasaurstomp) October 5, 2020

"chives"

why tho

sorry that was stupid of me
why = bc chef club

sour cream gelato topped with pico de gallo

I've had savory sour cream ice creams in Spain multiple times at multiple places. None of them had pico de gallo, but they usually play on a sour/tangy/sweet axis.

So...are white food video people okay? Genuine question, because this seems like a cry for help. pic.twitter.com/9UgABrwuS0

— ❄Mikki Kendall❄ (@Karnythia) December 7, 2020

does anybody know why there are eggs in this lemonade recipe from 1872 pic.twitter.com/zTBLV8V77P

— 🥸 (@billyjoebaldwin) November 1, 2020

raaaaaaaaaaspberry souffle

― prince singing to himself in the kitchen (nickalicious), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:16 AM (seventeen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

raaaaaaaaaaspberry parfait
https://scontent.fphl1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-0/p180x540/168034461_10158980820324000_2891050775857670013_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=B1ewX483LdQAX8uMZPG&_nc_ht=scontent.fphl1-2.fna&tp=6&oh=350309076ccf05cdac1c6ff17318e04a&oe=608D7546

smokin