Innocuous things that make you irrationally embarrassed

i wonder if it is actually legal, if it's abutting 'public space' in that way

i am an over-deliberate grocery shopper but i get very annoyed at other classes of over-deliberate grocery shopper in a way i probably can't justify. i did spend ten minutes thinking about yoghurt the other day.

i did spend ten minutes thinking about yoghurt the other day.
you should feel embarrassed about that imo

i felt a kind of sadness and loss of control that i don't think is quite the same thing

people who use their trolleys to block off access to the fridge they are looking at really bug me. particularly on the short date stuff. that's more of an anger thing. when i find myself standing around waiting for the supermarket guy to reduce the short date stuff, that's an embarrassment thing, but i think it's quite rational, actually.

2. something that also p much only happens in commercials -- whenever a completely normal-dressed person is dancing while doing [whatever the product is], or if they're just sort of moving in a highly choreographed way and they almost always do it with a blank, satan-like smile on their face. biggest problem lately is this one commercial i can't find on yt, it's a woman doing a weird pop-and-lock routine while she does her dishes. and THIS, especially at the end. and a recent southwest commercial where i businessman is walking down a hallway and breaks into some horrible little demon dance at the end. i don't change the channel for these but i sort of endure them with fascination and maybe masochism, like torture porn?

― infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, April 17, 2013 5:19 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

FOUND IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2g2EeTXz_k

Those faucets with with sensors make me more IA than the woman dancing makes me IE.

there's this thing that people who are used to being right do when they touch on an unfamiliar subject and purposefully mispronounce it in order to ridicule it to make it obvious that it's not worth their time. like:

"you shouldn't jump from one building roof to another, unless you're into that... parkay? whatever."

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1351127170_parkay.jpg

That commercial is embarrassing.

I tried to listen to "All About That Bass" and I couldn't make it past 30 seconds because I was so embarrassed. The sass, the platitudes, the internal joke of using upright bass on a song about "bass," I just can't take it.

Ugh yeah that song is super embarrassing.

*cringe*

when I saw it mentioned on ilx I figured it was some one-off novelty horseshit that people would share on the web. no, it's actually played on the radio. often.

i watched about 65 seconds of it before bailing in disgust
it's like a shitty old navy commercial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3itEiUcZ6E

basically all musicals and showtunes make me feels super embarrassed. my in-laws gave tickets for "mamma mia" to my wife and i when we first starting dating. we felt bad not going since it was gift. they really fucking love this musical. i just feel sickly embarrassed for everyone involved. me, the audience, the actors, it's so bad

I'm pretty sure the majority of commercials these days are deliberately going for the cringe factor. Anything that gets attention and plops a brand into your head. Jack n The Box ads are especially aggressive in their ability to render embarrassment and misanthropy.

there's this thing that people who are used to being right do when they touch on an unfamiliar subject and purposefully mispronounce it in order to ridicule it to make it obvious that it's not worth their time. like:

"you shouldn't jump from one building roof to another, unless you're into that... parkay? whatever."

― clouds, Friday, September 12, 2014 4:14 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i've written about this extensively (blogged about it once) i coined it "the pejorative mispronunciation"

i consider less "not worth their time" and more "already embarrassed to know thing exists and do not want to be associated with it", different shades of the same idea.

there was a commercial years ago where a stern male voiceover is talking about... something manly, in relation to other things that are not manly, such as "(scoff) SADOOKIE or whatever" (pans over image of a sudoku game). kids calling pokemon "pokeyman" in middle/high school was a thing.

that's just a hop, skip, and a jump away from the nose bored

'Jamarocky'

I asked the waiter who chose the music at a restaurant and was told it was pandora. Filled with shame.

Yeah all about that bass is the worst.

Super interested in the pejorative mispronunciation, zachlyon what is your blog would resd

Wait url can not be found. That is some bull shit

lol i literally wrote about it when i first got a tumblr in 2009 i was in college and v stupid and didn't know what tumblr was for (rage)

goddammit did you google it i have statcounter u know

ahaha i've been making all my old posts private cause they're embarrassing

u got punked

Haha

It's the same principle as getting someone's name wrong on purpose, or intentionally misspelling it in correspondence.

e.g. m. night shyamalan

Pharisees and Sadookies

talking to someone while walking on a footpath which is slightly too narrow for two people. do i lag behind a bit and make conversation harder, walk uncomfortably close to them or walk on the grass? each way presents its own problems, and why is it always me who has to alter trajectories and feel like i'm being judged for walking weird?

Oh yeah, I dislike that. Always feel like I'm on the losing side of a game of chicken. Right by my work I end up hoping up on a small curb that separates the sidewalk from the grass in order to avoid collisions with slower-moving groups of people. Don't see anyone else doing that much. Makes me feel a bit like a little kid. But what would I do - walk right into them? See also cutting across grass in order to take a corner instead of following the sidewalk along at a right angle. Do these people not want to get places 10-15 seconds earlier though? Right angles are for rubes and yokels.

People who call the president "NObama." There's got to be a better critical play on his name.

Obummer

Obama fama fee fi fofama.

ok seriously glasgow webcache wtf

At the beginning of Nelson's "(Can't Live Without Your) Love And Affection" video, when Matthew and Gunnar sing the first line in unison and then look around in wonderment like "where'd that come from?"...man, I'm so embarrassed for them I can't even tell you.

Wow it's been yonks since I've seen that video so I just watched it and everything about it is embarrassing!

"Gun. Can we do this?"

;_;

It's hard to imagine that one day we would be looking back at a Nelson video in embarrassment but here we are.

hahaha

Although the part towards the beginning when the model "Gun" is pining for randomly gets up from her beach chair and starts twirling across the front of the band is so embarrassing it almost comes back around to sublime.

You are not helping me resist the nigh-inexorable impulse to watch music videos from 1990 in lieu of working.

I will get u started

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVooMjxbSXY

Weekly coupon emails from EAT24 that have this cutesy tone and always have to reference "what's going on this week" e.g.

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You can also use this coupon to save a little dough** on your Curly Fries, Pad Thai Noodles, or any other bendy/non-bendy foods this weekend.

ugh
honey bourbon of words

Her name's Honey Boo Boo, don't be fresh

The back entrance to our office is approached via a wheelchair ramp which switchbacks several times to get up to the height of the back door. For some reason I feel like a fool whenever anyone sees me zigzagging back and forth on it for ages in order to cover a distance of 3 metres. (Don't get me wrong, I'm pleased the ramp is there for people who need it, it's just that using it makes me irrationally embarrassed.)

Ha. Felt the same way when I got to the bank the other day as it opened.

TELLER: I can help you over here!

18 seconds later

PP: Phew, thanks. Just need to make a withdrawal.

when friends' kids call me 'uncle [mookieproof]'

Not gonna turn this into an ILPM thread, but that one's right up there for me too.

Some of the teachers call themselves Ms. Johnson while others call themselves Ms. Trish. I think it's ok for the kids to address adults with a Mr or Ms instead of going, "Hey, Jason, what's up," to their friend's dad.

But I can't stand the sound of Mr. Tre. I'd be even more irrationally embarrassed for anyone named Ed. But I don't want to be an ass and insist on being called Mr. Baker at every instance either.