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or maybe not. he has a bad habit of teasing things he never gets to. "i have GROUNDBREAKING ukraine news IN MY HANDS... these globalists are so evil, you won't believe it... i have so much to get to with the ukraine..." then there's a break and he comes back and talks about a train/dungeon to san antonio or how kids used to get medals for fighting but now they get put in a METAL cage.

dylannn, Sunday, 4 May 2014 15:07 (nine years ago) link

Once, there was a couple in the flea market booth next to ours who were selling some sort of woo water enhancer. The wife wanted to have Jones's baby.

I need to figure out a better way to make a living.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, May 4, 2014

lol. there is no higher calling in life.

Daniel, Esq 2, Sunday, 4 May 2014 15:12 (nine years ago) link

dylann i share your sentimental memories of coast 2 coast radio of yore, but ever since the '08 election it feels like the spell is broken and the charming cartoonish mask has been pulled back to reveal the same grotesque & virulent xenophobic paranoid ignorance as Jones :-/

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Sunday, 4 May 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link

Marc Maron talked to Jon Ronson about Alex Jones & Jesse Ventura, do Jon told the story of his secret mission with Jones:

http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_473_-_jon_ronson

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Sunday, 4 May 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

http://static.infowars.com/bindnfocom/2014/05/osamabedroom.jpg

dylannn, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 06:19 (nine years ago) link

"i've got to skip this network break. the babies are worth it" -> "what you are hearing is either a seance or a demonic possession" -> if not a seance or possession, she "at least had talking points" -> i have been made aware that many abortion clinics are satanic covens -> women are attracted to feminism by the moloch spirit -> shaking their breasts, tongues hanging out -> [plays audio of woman talking through her abortion] -> all sold to make abortions seem hip -> [plays audio of woman talking through her abortion, talks over it: "DO YOU HEAR HER? the only thing better than sex is getting a baby chopped up! this is how to sell a human sacrifice in three minutes!"] -> "i can officially say-- watching it for the third time today-- this is the most satanic thing i've seen IN MY LIFE" -> "they've got all the trendy guys with the big beards" promoting this on the democrat websites -> [goes to random guest]

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 07:55 (nine years ago) link

sorry, i want to be clear, women are attracted to feminism by the "jezebel spirit" and abortion is a "moloch ritual"

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 07:57 (nine years ago) link

women are attracted to feminism by the "jezebel spirit"

sounds like a gawker commenter

it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 08:04 (nine years ago) link

pepsico, a bilderberg group, uses powdered fetuses as a flavoring agent -> hospitals use aborted fetuses to heat hospitals -> this woman filming her abortion is in a "suicide cult" -> [alex does a long impression of a woman talking about her abortion and then talking about adopting a puppy and strangling it the parking lot after taking a picture of it] -> alex wants to be clear that he is not saying she is in a cult -> but it's more satanic than nazis in black uniforms with babies in their arms shooting them in the head -> because the women are crying and the nazis have skulls on them and the babies are shot with lugers and machineguns -> "just type in 'naked women shot by nazis'" -> that is a "death cult having a satanic ritual" -> and "they liked it" -> but this is harder to face because it's an attractive woman -> a "lipsmacking demon" -> there are catholic groups that will pay you 30-50k to have the child -> nowadays, people adopt south korean and chinese babies to save them from being killed -> alex's sister cost 100k and came from south korea -> planned parenthood targets blacks and asians, just like the movie "the budapest hotel. why were they blonde?" -> "people keep saying, 'nobody wants these ugly black babies'" -> al sharpton would rather the black babies be "chopped up" than a white person adopt them -> "pure evil staring us in the face" -> "now, you've got ukraine and the police state!" -> "if you go to a medical doctor and there's any chance of a complication, they'll give you a medical procedure" -> "this is about a plot to decrease population" -> christians all over this country pay good money for unaborted fetuses -> "let's give life a chance and not hail satan" -> "or you can just jump in the fire with SATAN. that's the bottom line. instead of paying five hundred bucks for an abortion, you coulda gotten 40 grand and kept your conscience clean"

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 08:21 (nine years ago) link

margaret sanger and david rockefeller founded the eugencist death cult then ran over to found the nazis -> "look it up" -> in texas, people were chanting "hail satan" somewhere (i lost track) -> "before i get into the ukraine situation and how important 2014 is-- it's everything. to quote matt drudge" -> "i even skipped a network break. that's how out of control i am!" -> "when i plug products, you gotta buy them" -> [two minutes of product plugs] -> "this is the only place to hear these things, i'm telling people that groups will pay for you to have your child, cover your bills after, even get you a job" -> "we want justice" -> [a minute of product plugs] -> [lengthy explanation of how buying the products helps us prepare for the coming collapse] -> [more plugs] -> "only 24.95 for the shirt-- it has gold foil on it, designer-- and usually a shirt made in america is worth about forty bucks" -> [commercial break]

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 08:31 (nine years ago) link

I'm kind of a novice to his stuff, I guess - was he always doing this religious stuff?

[a minute of product plugs] -> [lengthy explanation of how buying the products helps us prepare for the coming collapse] -> [more plugs]

Heh.

Slumdog Baseballionaire (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 08:45 (nine years ago) link

i'm no expert but i see it like this

the globalists refers very specifically to the group that is aiming to put us into pods, harvest our lifeforce and colonize space

but

they are aided by several powerful--but less powerful than the supreme globalists--groups that have been allowed to operate with the blessing of / support of / under the cover of the globalists. these groups include satanists and the illuminati.

one of the globalist goals, which they are trying to achieve through social engineering, is depopulation of the earth. the globalists collaborate with satanic groups that use the murder of children in their rituals.

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 09:01 (nine years ago) link

i don't think jones conceives of a satan like an evangelical christian would. at the end of the day, the satanists are secondary.

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 09:04 (nine years ago) link

he said recently that he hasn't been able to find a church that he's cool with.

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 09:04 (nine years ago) link

civil war is going to break out but maybe the establishment and google think that civil war is going to help them -> the globalists are going to run to switzerland to weather the storm -> we're going to get them and fish them out of their rat holes -> trial by jury -> the last thing jones wants is violence -> "if the feds shot a bunch of people, it would be like kent state-- the beginning of the end" -> "if they want a war, they're going to get one" -> "we'll be right back"

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 09:06 (nine years ago) link

note: alex jones announced yesterday that google (nsa-funded) can now predict the future.

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 09:06 (nine years ago) link

the marines have told jones that they practice "mowing down" zombies -> the troops would get upset while shooting tea party-type rural rebellion -> but if they say it's zombies, it's fun -> "it's black people, hispanics whites, folks in cowboy hats" -> "type in 'marines trained to fight zombies'" -> "how do you dehumanize people, start people saying 'kill babies, babies are bad,' sell us on the idea of dehumanizing people" -> videogames were developed by the pentagon in the 1960s -> [long digression on the film the running man and zombies] -> "we're streaming video proving everything we're saying here," just like they streamed the "cool abortion video" -> "this is how they sell their evilness" -> [caller: julio in chicago explains how he's seen planned parenthood clinics proliferating in wisconsin] -> the democrats put people on welfare, break up their families and kill them -> [caller: rob in vermont calls up to say alex jones reminds him of rfk, reads from rfk remarks on visiting south africa. rob was at wal-mart and a lady asked to see his receipt and refused to show his receipt. he says, "just keep up the resistance"] -> "god bless you," says alex, and exposes wal-mart employees scamming the registers and blaming customers -> "in a free society, you don't get blamed for things other people do!" -> "speaking of kennedy, he was moving to do away with the federal reserve... he was going to work with republicans... he cut taxes...," etc. -> "the government knows it, cut the taxes and they'll make more money... that's why they blew kennedy's head off" -> "greg, simon, marianne and others... we'll go to you to talk about this bonechilling satanic video" -> [commercial break]

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 09:21 (nine years ago) link

watched 20 mins of a youtube cuz of these incredible posts, is all just like that but the high point was still when while reeling off headlines from printouts held in front of the camera he pointed at the infowars.com headline "U.S. DIPLOMAT SAYS RUSSIA HAS BETRAYED NEW WORLD ORDER", bellowed "a u.s. diplomat SAYS that the U.S.A. has betrayed the new world order!", started to put the headline aside, then looked back at it for a split second in confusion and i swear you could see him think NO IT'D KILL THE MOMENTUM

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:17 (nine years ago) link

five mins later he said that russia invading ukraine would be like mexico invading texas, "who after all have some rights to it, going back to uh before the ah purchase" and i was like that's a good stopping point

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:19 (nine years ago) link

this guy has always rly upset me honestly, just his tone. can't handle his scene in waking life lol and even in a scanner darkly i don't feel as sympathetic to him in his lil white-van-abduction bit as i should. the guy doing an impression of him on every single radio you stealth past in that new deus ex game nearly put me in a fucking panic, first thing i had to do in any area was find it and turn it off.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:25 (nine years ago) link

does this guy ever face accusations that he himself is a provocateur for the forces of darkness? if nothing is as it seems then how do you prove you're on the side of freedom?

nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:33 (nine years ago) link

there was a great segment tonight, when he went to first time callers.

the calls are always a bit awkward. the guests are always a bit awkward. part of it is that alex jones has set up such a detailed vision of hell that i feel slightly embarrassed when guests wander out of it. earlier tonight, a guest was on, some conventional far right guy, who said that it was disappointing that poor people think that the rich pay no tax-- BUT! if you've been listening, you know alex is big on saying that congress is exempt from all taxes (and laws) and that the 1% are not generating wealth or paying taxes but merely suckling at the teat of government welfare. it was an awkward moment, for me.

anyways. callers. mostly they just go off on their pet conspiracies. the guy tonight that was indignant about being asked for his receipt as he left wal-mart, for example. alex picks up and the callers go ahead and say whatever they have to say, then they pause, waiting for alex to speak. but he hasn't been paying attention and returns to his own talking points.

tonight, a woman named simone called in. simone makes dolls. but her doll business has suffered. she is concerned that it's because of globalist social engineering, which is all about dehumanization, an attack on the family--

lots of alex's stuff is traditional conservative talking points like the liberals attack family values but stretched to... the liberals attack family values BECAUSE they have been occupied by the globalists WHO have a master plan to dehumanize our planet and turn us into pod people BECAUSE they want to harvest our lifeforce and colonize space--

alex was feeling it and picked up with her after a break.

he started with an explanation of how a "priest class" was born during the dark ages. the priest class had explanations for natural events, for example telling people that goblins ate the moon, as it waxed and waned. these people became the illuminati, the illuminators. they were an owl that could see in the dark. but they were fake. somehow, he curved back to simone the dollmaker's concerns and got into a rap about how big pharma is dumping pharmaceuticals into the water that are making men effeminate and weak. at the same time as big pharma is poisoning men, they are facing assaults from trash culture on tv and attacks on the rights of men. this has resulted in women becoming more masculine, "just like when men go away to war and women step up." this is a favorite topic of alex, the degradation of the masculine. he closed by saying that of course dolls are no longer popular! humans are under assault by non-humans and men can now lactate ("LOOK IT UP" *rustling of papers*). he described it as the "scientific positronic megamassive end of humanity."

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:35 (nine years ago) link

does this guy ever face accusations that he himself is a provocateur for the forces of darkness? if nothing is as it seems then how do you prove you're on the side of freedom?

check godlike productions for some of that.

the other accusations he faces are mostly about him being a zionist agent.

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:37 (nine years ago) link

http://www.realj3wnews.com/?p=387 http://www.st0rmfr0nt.org/forum/t662018

:)

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:39 (nine years ago) link

probly best not click on those links at work :)

nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:43 (nine years ago) link

I'm kind of a novice to his stuff, I guess - was he always doing this religious stuff?

despite his crazy talk on abortion tonight, he also said that he isn't against abortion, exactly, but that he doesn't want it to be used by the globalists to destroy humanity. if that makes sense.

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:44 (nine years ago) link

hard to argue with

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:45 (nine years ago) link

the flattening and/or hypertrophy of political discourse into zones of gnostic intelligibility is great tbh, and whilst it serves the purposes of power in a very obvious way i can't help but feel like the departure from The Rational also makes play with a lot of the thought structures thru which power has traditionally exerted control

nostalgie de couilles (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:45 (nine years ago) link

summary of those criticisms, if you can call them that:

- is married to a jewish woman
- never mentions zionist conspiracies
- knows a bit too much about 9/11, which was actually bankrolled and directed by mossad
- some of his advertisers and staff might be jewish

therefore, he is a zionist shill and/or mossad agent

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:47 (nine years ago) link

and another nail in his coffin: he says bad stuff about hitler

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 12:49 (nine years ago) link

part of the reason he comes into conflict with his guests is because some of his talking points are kinda lefty and not in agreement with traditional right wing radio: really big on the banks wrecking the world and concentrated wealth, not the 1% but the 0.00000something percent, the super owner class.

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:00 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ379rX1KK0

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:02 (nine years ago) link

where does he fall on climate change?

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:02 (nine years ago) link

"the number one thing that cements the globalists together is... pedophilia"

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:03 (nine years ago) link

here's how i understand his view of climate change:

climate change is possibly real, who knows, but, it was not caused by humans...

you see, the globalists want to:

1) convince us that humans are bad and the goal of the environmentalist movement is depopulation of the earth.
2) the globalists are using the climate change hoax to bring in new taxes and new systems of control.
3) allow the globalists to push for genetic modification of crops, which will damage our dna and speed up the process of depopulation.
4) funnel money to the stormtroopers of depopulation and dehumanization.

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:08 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC1k5hmWyGE

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:10 (nine years ago) link

dylann, I removed the hotlinks for couple of the links you posted upthread. It's definitely worth repeating that we do not want links to 5t0rmfr0nt on ilx. I can't speak to the other ones, but I'm definitely not clicking on that either. I get why you posted them in the context of the conversation, but please avoid posting them in the future.

how's life, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link

o yeah i forgot he's super big on GMOs too

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link

HOW'S LIFE IF YOU TRY TO MUZZLE ME 1776 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:15 (nine years ago) link

noted.

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:16 (nine years ago) link

much appreciated.

how's life, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:17 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9RBXlE86Ng

"that's a nasty taste comin' up in my mouth. I CAN JUST TASTE THOSE GLOBALISTS. I CAN TASTE THEIR FEAR AND THEIR WEAKNESS. i taste metal. i taste blood."

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:40 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo5BRGYQp9g

this is a particular favorite of mine, alex explaining the origin of may day
includes his explanation for why the mayans were short
priest class selling meat of pregnant women

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:56 (nine years ago) link

ah, and the nine day work week!

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 13:56 (nine years ago) link

and the emperor's false flag attacks!

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 14:00 (nine years ago) link

why are the globalists trying to cause depopulation?

ryan, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

the goal seems to be to depopulate the earth by 90% but i am not sure exactly to what end. i hope someone else can answer the question.

my rough understanding: the globalists don't need as many people as there are currently alive. the globalists number in the hundreds or maybe thousands and the current population of the earth is a drain on resources that they will later use as they expand beyond the earth. the globalists require humans as servants and as an energy source-- they might also use humans for ritual purposes-- but they don't require 6 billion.

dylannn, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link


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