Alex Jones

the majority of his ideas are horrifying, but the package he puts it in, the free association rants, his paralyzed vocal cords, the dystopian shit that goes beyond, like, simply left-vs-right into some sci-fi vision of man struggling against an non-human entity... great radio.

the leap from big pharma poisoning our water to tribalism to sports fans to the local story about the train and the checkpoints and german shepherds is impressive, when you hear it.

"we're being put into a new dark age."

One of the best rants yet... Bilderbergers take DMT to make contact with the hyperdimensional elves who have overseen the construction of Large Hadron Collider. The LHC will then open an interdimensional vortex so the elves can enter our space-time dimension and then, well, kill everyone presumably.

would love to hear that

would love to see that

I mean, new frontiers in fantasy apocalypses right there.

a few nights ago, he talked about how he saw glowing monkeys (genetically engineered by the globalists) for sale in hong kong for half a million dollars.

then he probably talked about how all churches are now state-run and how the emperor staged false flag attacks on the death star to launch the clampdown on the so-called rebellion and then... i dunno, big pharma is causing men to become gay?

actually, the star wars thing was folded into a great rant last night that started with:

"may day-- the communist holiday! do you know where it comes from? the ancient druids! they burned children to idols. i will let you know about the religion of our owners. of course it's a religion of killing children!"

he gave some interesting facts:

-- mayans were short because they killed the tallest members of their tribe.
-- the europeans liked to burn little kids
-- the aztecs killed pregnant women and the priest class sold their meat, which accounted for 90% of the protein intake of the aztecs

this led to an explanation of how globalists are anti children and lead pedophile rings and obama is trying to legalize the murder of toddlers,

and then:

back to may day! jacobins! then a description of the goals of the french revolution, which included "drinking blood" and a "nine day work week," then something about how people think iran are al qaeda and THEN! the emperor staged attacks against himself to bring in a police state.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BKzuzjjCro

also talks about the prophecies of philip k dick in this clip

You know, this guy's popularity is starting to make more sense.

still can't believe he's only forty

Once, there was a couple in the flea market booth next to ours who were selling some sort of woo water enhancer. The wife wanted to have Jones's baby. They'd already offered her to him sexually, with no success, and they were trying to figure out how to get a sample of his sperm.

I need to figure out a better way to make a living.

welcome back!

:-)

dylannn, those synopses are a thing of beauty

a listener sent him an indian headdress, which is beautiful but which he can't wear

Lol

i was often spooked or moved or felt sympathy, whatever listening to coast to coast a.m. as a kid. usually under the covers. signal boomed from a giant a.m. transmitter in the colorado rockies. with the guests and callers on coast, you were hearing secret profound beliefs that people wanted the world to know about or a bizarre alternative history of or way of looking at things that seemed familiar. but with jones, any topic is rapidly spun into an angry hurricane with the globalist plot at its eye. seemingly tangential details, minor events, are incorporated into an worldview that-- well, watch that clip: he thinks there's a class of people that are going to force humans into pods in order to allow the harvesting of our vital forces to escape the earth and colonize space.

it sort of lacks the creativity and the heart of coast. and the whole thing with normal right wing radio is that it's supposed to be IT'S JUST COMMON SENSE, PUT IT TOGETHER. i guess alex has creativity! but not much. and it can be very frustrating to listen to because the theories of conspiracy that alex works with, he bends them so quickly past credibility that it's frustrating to listen to.

like, he did the peaches geldof story and his conclusion was that big banks killed her. because! the u.s. military occupied afghanistan to aid their allies, al qaeda -> the u.s. military oversees heroin production in afghanistan -> the u.s. military provides heroin to the cia -> the cia was created to serve the banks -> the banks are financed by cia drug running -> the banks and the cia are both run by globalists, whose goal is dehumanization and depopulation, so they aggressively promote drug addiction -> big banks killed peaches geldof.

i think there's probably something interesting to say about the role of the cia in moving drugs around, something interesting to say about heroin production in afghanistan and who the u.s. military works with in afghanistan-pakistan, something interesting to say about drug money and big banks and i guess who finances and is financed by the drug war...-- but the fact that his thoughts all spin down the drain of globalist schemes to destroy the human race is frustrating!

great radio when he explains the french revolution as an elitist vampire fiesta with the goal of forcing people to submit to nine day work weeks, though.

if you put on the infowars.com feed RIGHT NOW, you can hear him explain may day.

or maybe not. he has a bad habit of teasing things he never gets to. "i have GROUNDBREAKING ukraine news IN MY HANDS... these globalists are so evil, you won't believe it... i have so much to get to with the ukraine..." then there's a break and he comes back and talks about a train/dungeon to san antonio or how kids used to get medals for fighting but now they get put in a METAL cage.

Once, there was a couple in the flea market booth next to ours who were selling some sort of woo water enhancer. The wife wanted to have Jones's baby.

I need to figure out a better way to make a living.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, May 4, 2014

lol. there is no higher calling in life.

dylann i share your sentimental memories of coast 2 coast radio of yore, but ever since the '08 election it feels like the spell is broken and the charming cartoonish mask has been pulled back to reveal the same grotesque & virulent xenophobic paranoid ignorance as Jones :-/

can't forgive aj for giving us this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlcU92SRbaY&list=UUu_UTgq6hKSPJxlbeWUf4zw

http://sickhorses.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dan-bidondi.jpg

has his own "radio show" now

Marc Maron talked to Jon Ronson about Alex Jones & Jesse Ventura, do Jon told the story of his secret mission with Jones:

http://www.wtfpod.com/podcast/episodes/episode_473_-_jon_ronson

http://static.infowars.com/bindnfocom/2014/05/osamabedroom.jpg

"i've got to skip this network break. the babies are worth it" -> "what you are hearing is either a seance or a demonic possession" -> if not a seance or possession, she "at least had talking points" -> i have been made aware that many abortion clinics are satanic covens -> women are attracted to feminism by the moloch spirit -> shaking their breasts, tongues hanging out -> [plays audio of woman talking through her abortion] -> all sold to make abortions seem hip -> [plays audio of woman talking through her abortion, talks over it: "DO YOU HEAR HER? the only thing better than sex is getting a baby chopped up! this is how to sell a human sacrifice in three minutes!"] -> "i can officially say-- watching it for the third time today-- this is the most satanic thing i've seen IN MY LIFE" -> "they've got all the trendy guys with the big beards" promoting this on the democrat websites -> [goes to random guest]

sorry, i want to be clear, women are attracted to feminism by the "jezebel spirit" and abortion is a "moloch ritual"

women are attracted to feminism by the "jezebel spirit"

sounds like a gawker commenter

pepsico, a bilderberg group, uses powdered fetuses as a flavoring agent -> hospitals use aborted fetuses to heat hospitals -> this woman filming her abortion is in a "suicide cult" -> [alex does a long impression of a woman talking about her abortion and then talking about adopting a puppy and strangling it the parking lot after taking a picture of it] -> alex wants to be clear that he is not saying she is in a cult -> but it's more satanic than nazis in black uniforms with babies in their arms shooting them in the head -> because the women are crying and the nazis have skulls on them and the babies are shot with lugers and machineguns -> "just type in 'naked women shot by nazis'" -> that is a "death cult having a satanic ritual" -> and "they liked it" -> but this is harder to face because it's an attractive woman -> a "lipsmacking demon" -> there are catholic groups that will pay you 30-50k to have the child -> nowadays, people adopt south korean and chinese babies to save them from being killed -> alex's sister cost 100k and came from south korea -> planned parenthood targets blacks and asians, just like the movie "the budapest hotel. why were they blonde?" -> "people keep saying, 'nobody wants these ugly black babies'" -> al sharpton would rather the black babies be "chopped up" than a white person adopt them -> "pure evil staring us in the face" -> "now, you've got ukraine and the police state!" -> "if you go to a medical doctor and there's any chance of a complication, they'll give you a medical procedure" -> "this is about a plot to decrease population" -> christians all over this country pay good money for unaborted fetuses -> "let's give life a chance and not hail satan" -> "or you can just jump in the fire with SATAN. that's the bottom line. instead of paying five hundred bucks for an abortion, you coulda gotten 40 grand and kept your conscience clean"

margaret sanger and david rockefeller founded the eugencist death cult then ran over to found the nazis -> "look it up" -> in texas, people were chanting "hail satan" somewhere (i lost track) -> "before i get into the ukraine situation and how important 2014 is-- it's everything. to quote matt drudge" -> "i even skipped a network break. that's how out of control i am!" -> "when i plug products, you gotta buy them" -> [two minutes of product plugs] -> "this is the only place to hear these things, i'm telling people that groups will pay for you to have your child, cover your bills after, even get you a job" -> "we want justice" -> [a minute of product plugs] -> [lengthy explanation of how buying the products helps us prepare for the coming collapse] -> [more plugs] -> "only 24.95 for the shirt-- it has gold foil on it, designer-- and usually a shirt made in america is worth about forty bucks" -> [commercial break]

I'm kind of a novice to his stuff, I guess - was he always doing this religious stuff?

[a minute of product plugs] -> [lengthy explanation of how buying the products helps us prepare for the coming collapse] -> [more plugs]

Heh.

i'm no expert but i see it like this

the globalists refers very specifically to the group that is aiming to put us into pods, harvest our lifeforce and colonize space

but

they are aided by several powerful--but less powerful than the supreme globalists--groups that have been allowed to operate with the blessing of / support of / under the cover of the globalists. these groups include satanists and the illuminati.

one of the globalist goals, which they are trying to achieve through social engineering, is depopulation of the earth. the globalists collaborate with satanic groups that use the murder of children in their rituals.

i don't think jones conceives of a satan like an evangelical christian would. at the end of the day, the satanists are secondary.

he said recently that he hasn't been able to find a church that he's cool with.

civil war is going to break out but maybe the establishment and google think that civil war is going to help them -> the globalists are going to run to switzerland to weather the storm -> we're going to get them and fish them out of their rat holes -> trial by jury -> the last thing jones wants is violence -> "if the feds shot a bunch of people, it would be like kent state-- the beginning of the end" -> "if they want a war, they're going to get one" -> "we'll be right back"

note: alex jones announced yesterday that google (nsa-funded) can now predict the future.

the marines have told jones that they practice "mowing down" zombies -> the troops would get upset while shooting tea party-type rural rebellion -> but if they say it's zombies, it's fun -> "it's black people, hispanics whites, folks in cowboy hats" -> "type in 'marines trained to fight zombies'" -> "how do you dehumanize people, start people saying 'kill babies, babies are bad,' sell us on the idea of dehumanizing people" -> videogames were developed by the pentagon in the 1960s -> [long digression on the film the running man and zombies] -> "we're streaming video proving everything we're saying here," just like they streamed the "cool abortion video" -> "this is how they sell their evilness" -> [caller: julio in chicago explains how he's seen planned parenthood clinics proliferating in wisconsin] -> the democrats put people on welfare, break up their families and kill them -> [caller: rob in vermont calls up to say alex jones reminds him of rfk, reads from rfk remarks on visiting south africa. rob was at wal-mart and a lady asked to see his receipt and refused to show his receipt. he says, "just keep up the resistance"] -> "god bless you," says alex, and exposes wal-mart employees scamming the registers and blaming customers -> "in a free society, you don't get blamed for things other people do!" -> "speaking of kennedy, he was moving to do away with the federal reserve... he was going to work with republicans... he cut taxes...," etc. -> "the government knows it, cut the taxes and they'll make more money... that's why they blew kennedy's head off" -> "greg, simon, marianne and others... we'll go to you to talk about this bonechilling satanic video" -> [commercial break]

watched 20 mins of a youtube cuz of these incredible posts, is all just like that but the high point was still when while reeling off headlines from printouts held in front of the camera he pointed at the infowars.com headline "U.S. DIPLOMAT SAYS RUSSIA HAS BETRAYED NEW WORLD ORDER", bellowed "a u.s. diplomat SAYS that the U.S.A. has betrayed the new world order!", started to put the headline aside, then looked back at it for a split second in confusion and i swear you could see him think NO IT'D KILL THE MOMENTUM

five mins later he said that russia invading ukraine would be like mexico invading texas, "who after all have some rights to it, going back to uh before the ah purchase" and i was like that's a good stopping point

this guy has always rly upset me honestly, just his tone. can't handle his scene in waking life lol and even in a scanner darkly i don't feel as sympathetic to him in his lil white-van-abduction bit as i should. the guy doing an impression of him on every single radio you stealth past in that new deus ex game nearly put me in a fucking panic, first thing i had to do in any area was find it and turn it off.

does this guy ever face accusations that he himself is a provocateur for the forces of darkness? if nothing is as it seems then how do you prove you're on the side of freedom?

there was a great segment tonight, when he went to first time callers.

the calls are always a bit awkward. the guests are always a bit awkward. part of it is that alex jones has set up such a detailed vision of hell that i feel slightly embarrassed when guests wander out of it. earlier tonight, a guest was on, some conventional far right guy, who said that it was disappointing that poor people think that the rich pay no tax-- BUT! if you've been listening, you know alex is big on saying that congress is exempt from all taxes (and laws) and that the 1% are not generating wealth or paying taxes but merely suckling at the teat of government welfare. it was an awkward moment, for me.

anyways. callers. mostly they just go off on their pet conspiracies. the guy tonight that was indignant about being asked for his receipt as he left wal-mart, for example. alex picks up and the callers go ahead and say whatever they have to say, then they pause, waiting for alex to speak. but he hasn't been paying attention and returns to his own talking points.

tonight, a woman named simone called in. simone makes dolls. but her doll business has suffered. she is concerned that it's because of globalist social engineering, which is all about dehumanization, an attack on the family--

lots of alex's stuff is traditional conservative talking points like the liberals attack family values but stretched to... the liberals attack family values BECAUSE they have been occupied by the globalists WHO have a master plan to dehumanize our planet and turn us into pod people BECAUSE they want to harvest our lifeforce and colonize space--

alex was feeling it and picked up with her after a break.

he started with an explanation of how a "priest class" was born during the dark ages. the priest class had explanations for natural events, for example telling people that goblins ate the moon, as it waxed and waned. these people became the illuminati, the illuminators. they were an owl that could see in the dark. but they were fake. somehow, he curved back to simone the dollmaker's concerns and got into a rap about how big pharma is dumping pharmaceuticals into the water that are making men effeminate and weak. at the same time as big pharma is poisoning men, they are facing assaults from trash culture on tv and attacks on the rights of men. this has resulted in women becoming more masculine, "just like when men go away to war and women step up." this is a favorite topic of alex, the degradation of the masculine. he closed by saying that of course dolls are no longer popular! humans are under assault by non-humans and men can now lactate ("LOOK IT UP" *rustling of papers*). he described it as the "scientific positronic megamassive end of humanity."

does this guy ever face accusations that he himself is a provocateur for the forces of darkness? if nothing is as it seems then how do you prove you're on the side of freedom?

check godlike productions for some of that.

the other accusations he faces are mostly about him being a zionist agent.

http://www.realj3wnews.com/?p=387 http://www.st0rmfr0nt.org/forum/t662018

:)

http://truthernews.wordpress.com/2012/02/12/alex-jones-exposed-as-stratfor-double-agent/

probly best not click on those links at work :)

I'm kind of a novice to his stuff, I guess - was he always doing this religious stuff?

despite his crazy talk on abortion tonight, he also said that he isn't against abortion, exactly, but that he doesn't want it to be used by the globalists to destroy humanity. if that makes sense.

hard to argue with

the flattening and/or hypertrophy of political discourse into zones of gnostic intelligibility is great tbh, and whilst it serves the purposes of power in a very obvious way i can't help but feel like the departure from The Rational also makes play with a lot of the thought structures thru which power has traditionally exerted control