why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

7. ur well into sharing listicles on social media

8. You are a teenage wizard

9. You read a joke about logicians and don't want to smack the joke writer over the head

10. other people are dum

11. Follow I Fucking Love Science on Facebook

12. Loathed by fascists

13. can make the case that Khmer Rouge weren't fascists

this is not an artist thing but some people from my high school really like this page https://www.facebook.com/MommysTimeOutWine

14. have heard of Khmer Rouge lol that snds like a kind of make up bruv

xp it's sad how so much web humor is centered around "i am also x, and i get what you are saying"

every xkcd joke is "yes, i am a scientist and feel special because this is an inside joke i get" and the MommysTimeOutWine is the same thing for mothers.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0nmeszmws1qibz0jo1_r1_500.png

i never thought anyone else found having kids stressful until i discovered this facebook page wow the internet is amazing

like there's some kind of joke's (insideness)*(quality) product that must be met, and these people choose a high (insideness) coefficient and then proceed to be complete hacks with a large base of followers that "get it"

and as clouds points out, we all "get it". it's just not very funny.

and there you have my poor analysis of a very simple phenomenon, which happens when I have too much coffee!

*starts TooMuchCoffeeBeforeBoringAnalysis web comic* we've all been there, right!

time for your mommy wine

need a pinot grig and an empty canvas to relax myself

Ugh "mommy wine"

there is something kind of gross abt mothers referring to themselves collectively as mommies, idk why tho

https://twitter.com/CoryBooker/status/461955317694091265

xp well, infantilizing people isn't a great look imo, even when they're infants

believe Leary's son will have reached his mid-20s by now. who's got the inside track on his litany of prejudices?

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1.0-9/58097_215055181982652_977327529_n.jpg

Like Harry Nilsson?

iiiiuhii-solation

Honesty is like Flatulence, everyone finds their own refreshing..
(M. Grout)

"to be honest John i think you're a cunt"

What made you want to become friends with multi-millionaire rock star, John Lennon?

"To be honest, John, I always preferred Paul's songs."

Vatic, vapid and phatic.

to be honest, i was a cunt to everyone except my dear friend heroin

this showed up on my feed today and it is the most irritating one I have seen in a while:

http://www.tickld.com/x/this-guy-isnt-having-sex-tonight

women be almost nearing sexual satisfaction

Worst ariane walkthrough yet

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/s526x395/10276060_10152106125768861_6488768517077342549_n.jpg

U know not their saved games

Not everyone is on the same level.

Worst ariane walkthrough yet

― Mark G, Wednesday, May 7, 2014 3:19 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lollllllllllll

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/t1.0-9/1606872_797342576942986_6435660428091029066_n.jpg

It's funny because they've got weird eyes.

exciting range of ways to be offensive there

Milliband comes out best there.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-AhOy5E0FsTk/U2jELV0WnFI/AAAAAAAAPXs/AdLswJ1NwS8/w557-h791/1447f79447b32d3461a92ba789906c47.jpg

the person posting this "my wife" stuff is, as far as i know, single, and has never been married

must be prty cool to have a wife tho huh

my gf's cousin has been telling 'my wife' jokes since he was in high school. I suspect his reasons are complicated.

Must be amazingly cool to have a wife with access to the world's knowledge. Though I fear it would send a mere mortal insane, so she's probably some kind of robot wife. Also cool.

"and this is my wife, IBM Watson"