Least enticing thread titles

Clipping rules

Also if "noise-rap" with the name CLIPPING doesn't entice you, then go listen to some Belle and Sebastien

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I mean if they're good maybe whoever started that thread should make a more ENTICING thread title so I will want to check them out

― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Thursday, May 1, 2014 3:17 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's a dude rapping over noise music. nothing glib or ambiguous about the description in this case

nor enticing

maybe we don't care if you want to check out this awesome band that some of us really like

Damon Albarn - .Everyday Robots (of Blur, Gorillaz and The Good, the Bad & the Queen)

irrespective of one's feelings about the record tbh

superior butthurt itt

and clipping sounds like something I would like! but I will never not savour quality butthurt

hurting otm. having sat through a lifeless and drool-inducing dalek show a few years back, id give anything called noise-rap a wide berth tbh.

Clipping are far from lifeless and drool-inducing, but hey, maybe that means they can continue to play cool warehouse shows and not douchefests

ok enough of you like clipping that I will check him/them out ok

there are three members - one rapper and two electronics dudes, one of whom is noise dude Bill Huston

What's with the recent crop of critically lauded Canadian Indie Rock?

The Clientele - Best Band Since The Smiths

Fictional books about Indie Rock

you love that shit

everything

idk markers, its the combination of fictional and indie rock, insofar as indie rock is in one or two instances valuable it is not anything that could be usefully deployed in fictive means

there is that poxy noel gallagher thread i suppose.....

i have the shit bookmarked out of "Fictional books about Indie Rock" and pay double Amazon Prime (Amazon Obsidian) to get that shit fedexed directly to the cradle i built specially to receive them, it gently delivers the boxes into my living room, where I sit on them and rub my butt all over them for 2.5 hours depending.

lol

soon u will be able to get that dope ass dave eggers roman a clef about the decemberists sent direct to u by amazon drone aircraft

that's the title

"a dope ass roman a clef of earbreaking droniness"

i've rubbed my butt all over that one for so long

Hello Goodbye – The Cure ft James McCartney

MIDDLESEX just got their ASSES SLAIN

not a county cricket fan

what is your favorite song by casiotone for the painfully alone?

thread for discussing Newest New Wave of UK Heavy Rock (C/D)

first post in that thread has a list of some abysmal band names

dog latin doing well to make a desperately uninteresting thread less enticing with the otiose 'thread for discussing' and perhaps the first 'c/d' since 2004

He gets this weeks £10 book token

New and Noteworthy Additions to US Spotify

POLL: What candy has a more old peopley image?

Is Tom Petty? [Started by Mark G in February 2015, last updated 22 minutes ago by Ad Strawmanem (Old Lunch) on I Love Music] 91 new answers

I know exactly wha "playing vapid word games to keep our feelings of boredom/loneliness

*I know exactly what I'll find in this thread, and it's too "playing vapid word games to keep our feelings of boredom/loneliness/emptiness at bay" even for me. even for me.

if ('Tom' is 'Petty'):
del ilx

i'm so naive i thought it was a tom petty thread w/ a 'clever' name

Which bands are in need of a tribute album

What are some obscure alternative hits from the early 90's?

otm

Fetty Wap [Started by Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu) in April 2015, last updated 51 minutes ago by Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu) on I Love Music] 14 new answers

^I don't have the impulse control to avoid clicking on that thread forever, but I'd like to take a few more minutes to bask in my ignorance before I confront the horrible person/thing that calls itself 'Fetty Wap'

...

Fetty Wap is a meme rapper incase you were wondering

it's the new punk, darling

:-/

I feel like such an old rockist right now but this is garbage

my brother, i have been trying to understand the fixation with trap music and the best i can do is presume their brains turn to mush whenever they hear an 808, or the mythic words 'mike will made it'

also those who can call a song with the lyrics 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) the most 'euphorically romantic of recent years', but then with ilm you come to expect the unexpected, and woe betide anyone who doesn't sing about baking pies

I feel like I might be able to appreciate this stuff if I pretend it's some new and thought-provoking pc music concoction. but I really don't have the patience for that kind of thought experiment when the emceeing is 'rolling fuck this shit worst songs of 2015' caliber and the lyrics are just as abhorrent as meta/ironic commentary (if that's what ilm is rationalizing it as) as they are at face value.

but this thread is heading dangerously close to trenchant warfare so I'll just shrug and say it's not for me

tho maybe 'neb refers to his dick as "The Emperor" and then ... maybe it would be worth a look?

if for no other reason than to see whether it's blended

wait ... blended .... penis? how ??

does "blended" mean something else in the UK than in the US? Is it like "tick"?

no it was just a non sequitur-ish callback to a classic gabb haircut comment

well considering the comment ... nope. not going there.

I think I promised everyone that I would not be mean and talk shit in the 2019

When will y'all realize that Marissa Nadler is the nu-gothique schnizzle?

dayyum

oof

Marissa Nadler is great and really deserves better than that thread title.

who was user 'i, grey'?

The tragedy Matt is I will never know, because of that thread title

to form babby, or not to form babby

no way i need to learn how babby form

It was on the news this mroing

'What do you find strangely erotic?'

Haha yes, “erotic” is one of those words that is just profoundly unsexy and works against its intrinsic meaning. It could be a fascinating thread, but I can’t say I’m interested.

That, plus the erotic proclivities of ILXors terrify me by default.

terrify isn't the word I would use -- maybe 10 years ago, but now? nah

Not quite an unenticing title but a pompous bleurgh: the verdict

do i even have to?

Eddie Vedder Does a Cover of "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away"