Misdirected emails

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He gets out in July.

Hi,

Your student did not complete his/her comic book assignment that was presented today in class. Students had 45 minutes yesterday to make a comic book out of a short story we’ve worked on since Monday. They were to complete the project to present today.

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that looks less like a misdirected email and more like a great opportunity

Im starting to get a ton of order confirmations from places because some woman called Trayce Fenton thinks my email address is hers. Fuckin. If I could work out who she was I'd send her a stern CIO.

stop inviting me to your birthday, I don't know you!

also lol I am not a beautiful person.

I'm Looking to Post the Job Of a Personal Assistant on your board so that interested candidates can benefit from it.

Agile and Responsible individual is needed to fill the vacant position of a Personal Assistant(Part time)

Someone who can offer these services:

* Mail services (Receive mails and drop them off at UPS)
* Shop for Gifts
* Sit for delivery (at your home) or pick items up at nearby post office at your convenience.(You will be notified when delivery would be made)

sounds like a cool gig

Hi Mom
This is a better way to communicate. I have to prepay my phone and need it to call work and daycare/schools. Sorry.
So they lowered my money. Not sure why. Every month it's different. One month I get 600 another month I get 500. I have no idea why. The state changes income calculations all the time. But it usually evens out cuz if they lower my cash, they increase my food stamp. I'm just happy to have lights. I have to go to the laundry mat now so email me when you can.
Love u!

Bless.

Every so often I get 'mom'- type emails from this one lady. I assumed they were meant for the same person I get the odd hilarious misdirected email to but turns out it's another one. I know this because she somehow replied to ME with a two-word email, the original email of which was from "myname1" at geemail rather than "myname" (to "mom"). So somehow in replying she managed to re-type the address but without the '1' on it.
Also, the original email to "mom" was to two addresses, varying by one letter and different popular domains, both labelled "mom". It must run in the family.

Shit's getting old. Nothing like waking up to half a dozen emails from Match.com.

http://i.imgur.com/rcdEGsL.png

I wonder what his ethnicity could be. Guess he'll tell you later, ladies, if you're lucky.

http://i.imgur.com/OFBtzrt.png

selfies where you are wearing sunglasses and looking away from the camera are really nagl

Following your recent application for the position of Reach Forklift/ Warehouse Operative (reference: CHFLT001), I am writing to let you know that unfortunately you have not been successful this time. I will keep your details on file and be in touch when a more suitable position arises.

Thank you for your interest in this role and I look forward to working with you in the future.

getting library hold notifications for some kid who's really into sci-fi, including the works of deej:

Title: The complete Hammer's Slammers Volume 1
Author: Drake, David.
Call Number: SF DRAKE D
Barcode: 31033006848927
Library: Forest Park Branch

Hey,

We'll be meeting for a baseball practice at the old school field coming
weekend, 9am.

@Mike, don't be late again...

The rest of you, remember to do some warmups when you arrive. Can't
emphasize
the importance of warmups enough.

I hope coach Roy has a new training plan for us. Last season was not that
good.

See you this weekend.

Ron

Hi M1ke,

I will be assisting you to get your S0ny access badge. Please let me know when you will be in the building. I have a couple of forms for you to complete before we can bring you over to get the picture taken.

Thanks,
St4cy

I made it....my stupid phone doesn't work even though Verizon said it would...Canada is so nice! We went to market, they had so many pastries, going to eat dinner soon. love you guys

Sent from my iPad

Hva✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧

to me
Hi---Are you wearing shorts or long pants?????

I hope you respond to that.

I just wanted to reach out to you and thank you for your sweet gift at my Grand Opening. That was really generous of you and Im sorry I was so busy I hope I expressed my gratitude!

Hope you are enjoying your PPP.

well i wasn't going to, but i did now:

me: Long pants, why, what are you wearing?
him: same thing as you
me: Why are you asking this?

this feels like a Turing test.

"I don;t want to wear shorts and you have long pants on"

That reads like a Turing test.

http://i.imgur.com/7K9RTlu.jpg

omg

I think I've noted above that I've increasingly been receiving weird subscriptions, lots of "confirm your email address" mails and attempted changes to my password. One of those weird subscriptions is from a Chicagoland car dealer, who I suspect may have had dealings with the other TB above.

He's also an elder in his church and posts a bunch of inspirational Christian art work on his FB page. Maybe he thinks I ride around on an ass like Jesus did on Palm Sunday?

I was getting a bunch of messages from some british swingers website or something. I feel bad that whoever tried to sign up was missing out on the messages from all these supposed horny housewives.

I hope "lickmyjewel" from the lonelywifehookup site was able to track him down.

Waterpolo Sunday noon to Thursday 2:00 – we will drive you Sat am.

Hi Pleasant Plains. Here is the audiogram. Hearing aids will really help with the tinnitus. Basically all the natural sounds that occur around the same frequency of your tinnitus will then be heard, and as such “masks” the tinnitus.

ATTACHED: Copy of audiogram with Pleasant Plains' birthday. We're both Scorpios!

Those last two were sent to my non-nickname government name. Rest assured that Tyrone's hearing is fine.

oh man, you know how gmail ignores periods in your email address so mh@gmail and m.h.@gmail are the same address as far as they are concerned?

someone just signed up for okcupid using my email address, but since I use a dot and they did not, it let them

I'm really trying to understand where the confusion is coming from.

1.) Do people just register for whatever name they want - john.smith@gmail - and then go on registering and submitting that all over the place afterward without bothering to see if they can actually use it or not?

2.) Or is Google confirming to them that the address is available, turning green and saying "Yes! You got one!" even though, as far as I can tell, they can't access that account?

It seems like people are falling for (1.), but how did people get so damn stupid all of a sudden? I have never seen so many misdirected emails. It can't be the common people's fault.

Right?

I think some of it is due to transcription errors when email addresses are written. Others when they're dictated to cashiers or whatever, or to friends. But otherwise, I think people really do not know their own email addresses and think they're right.

I went to sign up for a damn microsoft live acct recently (the stupid win8 apps insisted on it on my tablet). It told me I already had an account. Wuh? thinks I... I got it to reset pwd, send me the details... it was some other twit. Who now has no Microsoft Live account. sucker.

Other recent ones:
Jodi Neirynck <jneiry✧✧✧@temple-isr✧✧✧.o✧✧>
20 Jun Reply
to
Wishing you the treasure of happy yesterdays
and the gifts of bright tomorrows.

[shitty clipart pic of balloons]
Your entire Temple Israel Family
wishes you a happy and healthy birthday
and all the best in the year ahead!

Shabbat Shalom!

I also got sent a PDF about the specs for some brand of paint primer.

All of my misdirectors (I have about 5) appear to be Republicans, 80% are over 50, only one has a job that requires a college degree, so yes, I think they just don't know their own e-mail addresses.

so do I sign in as this guy on okc or what

I really think that people just 'make up' an address when they don't want to get on an email list or get email notifications from a site, but duh, everything requires a verification email now.

so do I sign in as this guy on okc or what

why are you even here asking, do it then start a thread, GOD

Did they send you his password? That's usually the bind.

I'm getting a dude's AT&T billing statements, and I called them because I have an AT&T account too and I didn't want them to get mixed up, and they said there's nothing they can do.

xp

Also, I got a fresh round of this, for real:

Hva✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧
4:29 pm (3 days ago)

to me
Long or short pants???????

Again, seriously? Who are you? On Tue, Jul 8, 2014 at 4:29 PM,

Hva✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧ 4:35 pm (3 days ago)
Me----Bill

Hva✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧
4:36 pm (3 days ago)

to me
Long or short???????

If it's registered to my email, I can reset the password probably.

Sometimes yeah but usually nah. Depends if you can log in automatically from the email or if they make you enter the password manually.

um, reset the password, not click through

Like, typically a lot of sites let you send a password reset link to your email address, then click on it to set a new password. If they're wise, they as for some authenticating info, but even that is a mixed bag

okcupid, however, is so lax that you can log in by clicking a link from email, apparently. I was really confused when I just did so, assumed it'd send me to my account first, and got the message inbox of women saying "sorry, I'm only 20"

*cough* okcupid.com/profile/ R o c k s h o w 79