Steele Von Hoff's 2014 Pro Thread

need some sort of terrible panda-referencing tabloid headline for the martin crash imo, just a shocker

agree hunt3r that LBL is best race and that it suuuuucked. one kilometre of real action!

martin handled it as well as he could. still, i would be shocked had he podiumed, if he'd stayed upright. too many fresher legs bearing down there, imo.

You're probably right, but he wouldn't have known that, and the feeling as he skidded down must have been horrendous

http://24.media.tumblr.com/3551219d46f97dd59e9411174064b335/tumblr_n4p59dKmfV1ropreyo1_1280.jpg

Doing his best podge and rodge impression.

DVR failed again but from the reports I might have given up watching as well.

Seems like an opportunist win when everyone else had marked themselves out of contention. Perfectly legit way to win but seems to have been the dullest of the classics this year.

Whoever made the animated gif of the skid is a right meanie.

welp so long and thanks for playing mr. martin. :(

Seriously, this poor guy has a hex on him.

Watching a bit of the Tour of California - those roads look great

Wind! Chaos! This is already more interesting than the Giro d'Irlanda

Blimey, Rolland. Has he got this?

He can't hang on for 1.4k, shurely.

This is like watching a lion chasing a baby wildebeest.

Nom.

oh god that premature post-up in the TOC was sort of heart-breaking to watch

It was agony :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NDYpOJgyZQ

i can't watch it again

The look on his face just before he looks round is utterly priceless.

i said i can't

i enjoyed the hell out of watching battaglin bridge up and just know exactly what he could do, and needed to do.

Must have been a hideous feeling for Cataldo

Miserable conditions today. In theory this descent off the stelvio has been neutralised but nobody seems to have told the riders.

proper finish, this! so many hairpins!

amazing performance from ryder, I assumed quintana would've shredded him.

That was a proper stage

I went to bed in the valley after the stelvio. The confusion on the descent offers a glimpse of what it might be like with no race radios. This is turning into a proper race.

I went to bed in the valley after the stelvio

Somewhat impractical?

That was a proper stage

― Turtleneck Work Solutions (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, May 27, 2014 11:36 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

Watching the post giro show, Processo alls tappa, right now. The story is that the neutralisation was never announced on radio corsa and that's the only official source of race info. General opinion is it's Uran and everyone else's fail for not responding to Quintana getting away. Riders should thing on the road not rely on their earpieces.

really enjoy seeing quintana on the podium smiling, because on the bike he often just looks sorta robotic, with very little expression. in contrast to aru, whom i also like.

Here's a photo of him on the by sort of smiling.

https://twitter.com/velocast/status/472396959849148416/photo/1

Otherwise the level of focus is somewhat terrifying.

on the by - on the bike

Tour de France 2014

I know him more from MotoGP, but figured this was a good place to ask the Brits:

What is Carlton Kirby's accent exactly? I figure it's Northern, but is it Manchester? Sheffield?

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, April 13, 2014 7:54 AM (2 months ago)

oh btw Kirby called Sheffield his home town the other day, I was on the right track.

pissing down at the commonwealth games road race - isle of man man peter kennaugh has been away solo since the first lap with 60km to go. cav is playing DS for him in the car! is our man on the ground cozen there, I wonder?

Heartbreaking seeing Emma Pooley coming across the line in tears. She's retiring, in part because there aren't enough races for a a female climber/time trialist.

http://tourtracker.usaprocyclingchallenge.com/

scenic views right now on kebler pass (dirt!)

Pipi and Popo commenting on a stopped race with no pictures is about the worst

welp, too bad about stoppage, but tourism tip if you ever want to see the aspens in full color in colorado, kebler is probably about the best place imo.

le tour - the one that shows whose really best
giro - the one i want to see in person
la vuelta - the one that always seems to deliver the best crazy ass racing

this 5km is like, what i want every gt to deliver. it's goddamn glorious.

http://www.steephill.tv/players/youtube3/?title=Last+5+Km+of+Stage+14&dashboard=vuelta-a-espana&id=SY7WPlTHnDM&yr=2014

https://twitter.com/RydersMotor

Pretty good assessment. Giro is also best at media and easiest to watch in the way I want to watch it. Although having said that la videotape is going through my favourite part of spam over the next week and I wish I were there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjjM2tI6THs

minute left

way to go jensie

was nice hearing ppl pronounce his name right.

https://i.imgur.com/SU7Jsnr.jpg

"im cycling bacon"

love how every $250 aero helmet now looks exactly like a department store cheapie.

Jens Voigt what's on your iPod

Warmup:

REO Speedwagon "Keep on loving you"
Brian Adams "Summer of 69"
Journey "Wheel in the sky"
Air supply "Making Love out of Nothing at All“
Metallica "Turn the page"

Hour Record:
Republica "Ready to go"
P.O.D. "Feel so alive"
Metallica "One"
AC/DC "Hells Bells"
AC/DC "Highway to hell"
Farmerboys "Here comes the pain"
Ugly Kid Joe "Goddam Devil"
AC/DC "Thunderstruck"
Black Sabbath "Paranoid"
Metallica “Frayed ends of sanity"
Europe "Final Countdown"

Cooldown:

Metallica "Nothing else matters"
Cranberries "Zombie"
Kansas "Dust in the wind"
Air Supply "All out of love"
Lita Ford/ Ozzy Osbourne "Close my eyes forever"