your terrible ideas

depression-style parody of Blurred Lines called "Bread Lines"

a fake twitter feed of a racist stripper named Belle_Curve

"ass, sass and spss"

My four part plan:

• Moon at the Pope
• Pope at the Moon
• Poop on the Moon
• Poop on the Pope

liking this

log into runescape! =(

A guitar controller for Guitar Hero / Rock Band that's double necked like Jimmy Page's Gibson SG.

I think that exists

gnocchi restaurant called Potatios

I had an incredibly stupid moment earlier where I was unable to parse the big Jimmy Buffet sticker on the back of an SUV and couldn't understand what PARRO THEAD meant. The rest of my ride home I imagined this into a black metal Jimmy Buffet cover band led by a guy in corpse paint wearing a black and white hawaiian shirt and grass skirt, with coconut shell skulls, etc.

Commercial for a Pizza Hut pizza called "Meatlovers Supreme" where the name of the pizza is sung to the tune of "A Love Supreme"

meat love supreme
meat love supreme
meat love supreme

with necessary "halal supreme" truthers

throneo: an app that connects you with people in your area who will carry you to your destination in a palanquin

Convincing Black Box Recorder to reform and by the UK's entry in next year's Eurovision.

pizza-themed Average White Band group called Average White Pie. "Pick up the Pizzas" obvs.

All women Can cover band called Cannes (this has probably already happened)

Hyphy Ructose Corn Syrup

Film set in the East Bay in the early 2000s about two friends who chance upon a winning formula for an industrial agricultural sweetener.

The Jim Rome Circus Sideshow

Shut Up and Dance comeback single called "Vaping I'm Vaping"

A funeral directors called 'It's Your Funeral'

A bar called "The Thirteenth Step"
― I'm sure Ebay has some wicked pog collections (forksclovetofu), Thursday, November 11, 2010 3:22 PM

well you were right about it being a terrible idea.

thank you.

A funeral directors called 'It's Your Funeral'

― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Monday, June 2, 2014 2:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I laughed a lot at this one.

It reminds me *ahem* of one of my own terrible ideas, a "For Dummies" style series of introductory manuals called "What Part of ____ Don't You Understand?!"

Shut Up and Dance comeback single called "Vaping I'm Vaping"

Yes! And the cover should be an update of:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzzPGxMiLLaa_cRCxxLWCIUJyRMOLGgKWylvRzioT4e3Tr3uBgUw

that man is afraid of those swords. He is holding them very gingerly.

he's a dancer not a fighter

Is the one guy's name Shut Up and the other guy Dance?

that is Shut and Dance. Up died in 1990. Dance, Before the Police Come is about the controversial circumstances of Up's death.

No Dancing, Just Shut Up

Mr Up's Nightmare

a TV drama about a middle-aged guy whose family desert him and in a fit of depression he sets out to self-spoil every DVD boxed set he owns

'Cardies in Cardies' - a blog/tumblr of pictures of all the people who've played Cardassians in Star Trek, wearing cardigans.

i was going to photoshop frank sobotka on the cover of the new swans album

http://i.imgur.com/Ildk6Gg.png
http://i.imgur.com/WlrB4T7.png

pleeeeeeeease

using a hollowed out heart of palm as a blunt

A parody of those t-shirts/sweatshirts that have totally bogus things like '1968 Athletics Division' printed on them, except mine would be '1922 Committee' and other politically related stuff. Maybe a sub-line with names of abolished quangos (http://www.direct.gov.uk/prod_consum_dg/groups/dg_digitalassets/@dg/@en/documents/digitalasset/dg_191543.pdf).

I always wanted to do shirts for musical concerts that happened before the invention of T-shirts. Like a Jospehine Baker Paris tour shirt, or the premiere of 'The Rite of Spring'

i'd wear a rite of spring t-shirt if it looked cool

dude that is a great idea

i mean, devil in the details and all

yeah, this would be a moneymaker IMO

There are a lot of England flags around at the moment with 'ENGLAND' written across them, presumably as shorthand for 'I am carrying this flag in support of the England football team in the World Cup, and not because I'm a member of the 3DL, or Morrissey, or both'. So my terrible idea is to have England flags with slogans like 'RACIST IDIOT', 'ISLAMOPHOBIC NUTJOB', 'I HARBOUR IRRATIONAL RESENTMENT TOWARDS NON-WHITE PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS FOR NO SANE OR LOGICAL REASON, BASED ON SOME NEBULOUS - AND, AS IT HAPPENS, COMPLETELY BOGUS - FEELING THAT THEY ARE CHEATING ME OUT OF SOMETHING', 'FARAGE FOR PM', and, if they can be printed up quickly enough, 'WE'RE OUT OF THE WORLD CUP AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED OUR THIRD GAME YET, THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?'. Also, for the ILX crowd, the perennial favourite 'I REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD KICK A BALL IN THE STREET'. Or a variation specifically for the English ILFers, 'I REMEMBER WHEN YOU ENGLAND COULD KICK A BALL IN THE STREET GOAL'.

When my little brother was pretty young (maybe 6?) he had an idea for a restaurant where instead of waiters you have this sort of animatronic puppet that pops up in the middle of your table, takes your order, lowers down into an underground kitchen, and then comes back up later with your food. I still think this is kind of a brilliant terrible idea.

a tattoo accross my abdominal region similar to 2pac's thug life but instead said "UGH, LIFE."

then on the other side, symmetrically rainbowing above your butt, "a bug's life, starring dave foley", and a really cool closeup of Flik

I'm gonna start a pool-painting company, but instead of just making them blue on the inside, I'm gonna paint them with giant-size reproductions of fine art. That's right, you heard me: Fine Art Pools. Monet's Water Lilies, Van Gogh's Starry Night, The Scream, etc.

Anyway, along with the painting, customers would get the following sign which they could hang on their privacy fence or changing room:

Welcome to our _ine ___ Pool.
Notice there is no FART in our Fine Art Pool.
Please help us keep it that way.

F.A.P.