Children in bars

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I believe the children are our future. Drink and pint and let them lead the way. Show them all the vomit you possess inside.

calstars, Sunday, 13 April 2014 21:46 (ten years ago) link

Are parents asking him if he isn't delighted? I never encounter this anywhere ever. No one solicits reactions from me about their kids.

― bamcquern, Sunday, April 13, 2014 8:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

less irl than online in threads like this one

lex pretend, Sunday, 13 April 2014 22:18 (ten years ago) link

irl parents tend to be obnoxious in other ways, mostly by acting as though no one outside their horrible insular nuclear family unit even exists

lex pretend, Sunday, 13 April 2014 22:19 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

Woman walks into the bar with her stroller in front of her, crashes into the barstool in front of me. Get a sidewalk

calstars, Sunday, 3 August 2014 20:57 (nine years ago) link

Oh damn dude are you ok?!?!?

Immediate Follower (NA), Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link

you should have punched her and stolen the baby

flatizza (harbl), Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link

I got a baby in a bar right now. Watch out.

Jeff, Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link

Should have said "hey! Watch it!" And put the barstool in your own stroller and left.

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link

It's funny that you guys think this is comical

calstars, Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

You're right. I think you should do something about it.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 3 August 2014 21:39 (nine years ago) link

Douchy parents decide to have brunch with their one year old and take over half the place with their accessories. On the way out, the pen they have to dad to sign the check is out of ink. Then he drops a bag full of toys all over the floor. At least he has the courtesy and dignity to look shamed while picking the stuff up.

calstars, Saturday, 9 August 2014 17:18 (nine years ago) link

parents are the worst

Euler, Saturday, 9 August 2014 17:20 (nine years ago) link

the new excelsior thread

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 9 August 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link

children behind bars c/d

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 August 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

i feel the same way abt this as i do smoking in bars. some bars have smoking. if u are down with that go to those bars. if u are down with kids in bars go to those bars. hopefully there is no overlap.

but i mean for real the subset of bars that most parents would take their kids into is surely very small, leaving a wide range of non-kid-friendly bars available for the child-averse and/or registered sex offenders.

adam, Saturday, 9 August 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link

surely

Come and Heave a Ho (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 August 2014 20:28 (nine years ago) link

is that a gun in his hand? im only after noticing that now, wtf?

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Saturday, 9 August 2014 20:31 (nine years ago) link

Lookit this noob, never been to a hard ass baby bar before

oblique blasphemies (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 9 August 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

How about drunks in parks with kids? I feel like Tay Zonday trying to breathe away from every other parent I run into out here.

how's life, Saturday, 9 August 2014 22:06 (nine years ago) link

You know, we often would take our kid / kids to restaurants, and you'd see other people go 'oh god its a baby' or whatever age she/they were but they never created or carried on, nd you'd see those same people visibly relax.

Yeah, we were lucky.

Only time I can remember was when Alice was given her kiddy pizza, a flat round marguerita , took one look at our rectangular adult veggie one and spoke in her full voice "I WANT THAT ONE' to which I replied "I don't blame you"

Anyway, what was the question?

Mark G, Saturday, 9 August 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link

Signing the check! That is quaint.

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 9 August 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link

Like I mentioned upthread: been taking kids to bars since they were newborn. No problems. It's the parents who sometimes misbehave. The ones who do, of course, don't usually take their kids to bars...because they don't usually drink.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 10 August 2014 01:17 (nine years ago) link

Douchy parents decide to have brunch with their one year old and take over half the place with their accessories. On the way out, the pen they have to dad to sign the check is out of ink. Then he drops a bag full of toys all over the floor. At least he has the courtesy and dignity to look shamed while picking the stuff up.

― calstars, Saturday, August 9, 2014

You are fucking kidding me here right?

Everyone is awful except you. Wait, no, you are also awful. (jjjusten), Sunday, 10 August 2014 02:10 (nine years ago) link

I haven't read the thread for a while but if you are serious about this complaint I just what

Everyone is awful except you. Wait, no, you are also awful. (jjjusten), Sunday, 10 August 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link

Oh wait just read the thread, you are a maniac

Everyone is awful except you. Wait, no, you are also awful. (jjjusten), Sunday, 10 August 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link

The dignity of being ashamed

Οὖτις, Sunday, 10 August 2014 02:19 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Get this 9 year old out of here

calstars, Friday, 31 July 2015 23:31 (eight years ago) link

He's dancing in the middle of the place to "Take on Me"
about to homicide my face

calstars, Friday, 31 July 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link

it's less bars than pubs here, which have outdoor beer gardens for the smokers... I feel bad (don't object, but am bothered) by the fact this ONE spot I can still go to drink and smoke cigs, has kids present. and you get glares from the parents for the smoking. come on! we're a dying (lol) breed. give us something.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Sunday, 2 August 2015 04:52 (eight years ago) link

It's pretty easy with Ivy. She's 4.5 months old so she just hangs out in the carrier strapped to one of us while we drinky drink drink (usually sleeping). We go during off hours though, usually a Sunday afternoon to a place we know won't be crowded or annoying.

― Jeff, Friday, April 11, 2014 4:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

More difficult at 20 months, for sure. All she wants to do is walk around and go say hello to other people or try and tend bar. We still limit her bar time to non-peak hours, and usually we can only get an hour's worth of drinking in before she's had enough. Pretty soon to get our drinking in, I think we'll have to break out the distracto-iPad.

Jeff, Sunday, 2 August 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link

"i'm guessing you don't have elderly people in your life" is def one of the most annoying things people w/ elders in their life say, esp in that superior tone it usually comes in

damn right i don't and there's a reason for that. i don't like old people or being around them. i'm not going to be overtly displeased with old people in bars (well, elder-friendly bars, some bars would be just wrong) but i reserve the right to prefer elderly people elsewhere and bitch about it privately afterwards. i don't think "enjoying the company of strangers' elders" should be a general expectation. i don't like the company of obnoxious adults either and pick the places i socialise to avoid them where possible and basically 90% of old people have the same effect.

old people that i actually know are slightly easier to tolerate, i guess.

marcos, Monday, 3 August 2015 14:33 (eight years ago) link

lmao bad posts itt

marcos, Monday, 3 August 2015 14:33 (eight years ago) link

i don't like 90% of other kids, or 90% of other parents, whether in bars or otherwise. actually i just don't like most people :(

transparent play for gifs (Tracer Hand), Monday, 3 August 2015 18:15 (eight years ago) link

some of you people sound like awful bar company

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 August 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

Jesus. It's 9 o'clock. This is bullshit. Get your kid out of here. Fucking foosball.

calstars, Saturday, 31 October 2015 01:02 (eight years ago) link

Thank god, they're leaving.

calstars, Saturday, 31 October 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link

Oh they're just sending in a replacement.

Jeff, Saturday, 31 October 2015 01:13 (eight years ago) link

bars are for killing oneself with toxins, swearing, or trying to copulate. children must never be allowed in them at any point - bars in which children are allowed cease to be bars and therefore people who like bars can avoid them.

doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Saturday, 31 October 2015 01:17 (eight years ago) link

What if the children also want to kill themselves with toxins, swear and copulate?

pep ponk aliyev (seandalai), Saturday, 31 October 2015 01:53 (eight years ago) link

they can wait til they get a fake id like everyone else had to

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Saturday, 31 October 2015 01:54 (eight years ago) link

time was you could kick a child into the street

mookieproof, Saturday, 31 October 2015 01:57 (eight years ago) link

if children can be put behind bars, children ought to be allowed in bars

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Saturday, 31 October 2015 02:10 (eight years ago) link

HERE HERE!

austinato (Austin), Saturday, 31 October 2015 02:14 (eight years ago) link

I mean. . . shit.

austinato (Austin), Saturday, 31 October 2015 02:14 (eight years ago) link

four months pass...

It's past your bedtime

calstars, Friday, 18 March 2016 23:14 (eight years ago) link

I could say that about a lot of people I see in bars.

Jeff, Friday, 18 March 2016 23:27 (eight years ago) link

"Daddy got in trouble. Family time is over. Let's go home"

calstars, Friday, 18 March 2016 23:36 (eight years ago) link

Lol 6pm bedtime

pratt truss it (dan m), Saturday, 19 March 2016 00:00 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

This couple doesn't seem that bad. The kid's screams are not that noticeable above the din of the general conversation and music. The mom is even kind of cute in a Slavic kind of way. No rings though so maybe it's just a nanny and her boyfriend. I certainly don't care enough to attempt to clarify the situation.

calstars, Friday, 6 May 2016 22:57 (seven years ago) link


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