plenty of us bottoms out there to go around
Lord, we don't need another bottomThere are bottoms and moonbeams enough to shine
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 12 April 2014 12:56 (ten years ago) link
P***ycat Dolls
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 April 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link
for some reason i've only ever been able to finish while topping a select few dudes (all of whom happened to be asian, now that i think abt it \o_O/) — other than that i don't find it very enjoyable :\
― clouds, Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:25 (ten years ago) link
Let's let go of bottom shame together.
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Saturday, 12 April 2014 23:59 (ten years ago) link
Not literally, of course.
oh... yes, er, of course. *pulls up pants*
― clouds, Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:37 (ten years ago) link
Well, I mean, since you've already met me halfway ...
― Cronk's Not Cronk (Eric H.), Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:01 (ten years ago) link
don't "let go" while bottoming
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 13 April 2014 19:28 (ten years ago) link
That's a shitty thing to say
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 14 April 2014 01:15 (ten years ago) link
my coworker sent me naked pictures today and he keeps wanting to screw me!
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 24 July 2014 01:55 (nine years ago) link
bad idea yo
― The Reverend, Friday, 25 July 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link
I don't even want to at alllll, he is SO corny and regular
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 26 July 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link
He thinks Paris is Burning is stupid and also earnestly self-IDs as a "cub"
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 26 July 2014 00:13 (nine years ago) link
No one has to like Paris is Burning (for some reason I really disliked it the first time I saw it but then LOVED it next time) but "stupid" isn't a very interesting criticism of it.
― Je55e, Sunday, 27 July 2014 20:42 (nine years ago) link
Stevie, forward the pictures to me.
― Je55e, Sunday, 27 July 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link
He is so super uninteresting!!
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 28 July 2014 01:10 (nine years ago) link
I can't believe he's sending you, a co-worker, nude pics. I haven't worked with many coworkers in a long time but this seems very strange to me.
― Je55e, Monday, 28 July 2014 03:31 (nine years ago) link
He invites me to the bath house on like a fairly regular basis
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 28 July 2014 04:48 (nine years ago) link
"you're gay, i'm gay; therefore, we should be having sex" (?)
― clouds, Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:24 (nine years ago) link
works for me
unless your coworker is boring and ugly
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 29 July 2014 02:30 (nine years ago) link
so, someone whose videos on xtube have been favorites of mine for a while goes to my school. should i avoid like hell or say what's up?
― clouds, Monday, 20 October 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
Hell of an icebreaker.
But seriously, why not say what's up?
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 20 October 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
sent him a pm, prob least terrifying option
― clouds, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 03:37 (nine years ago) link
I had to abort eating an ass last night because it was too fragrant. This morning I said “next time, make sure you weed the garden ok?"
― fgti, Saturday, 13 December 2014 16:47 (nine years ago) link
i enjoy guy smells to a point but yeah take a damn shower first
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link
oh gross
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link
was there not a shower nearby? and some weeding tools?
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link
http://gardenersblog.jerseyplantsdirect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/weeding-organic-garden-lg.jpg
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link
I'll never understand guys who don't attempt some at least rudimentary clean-up prior to any sexual activity. It's gay sex! At least anticipate that *some* attention is going to be paid to your butt at some point.
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:26 (nine years ago) link
the last few times i have had sex it was a total surprise, but my butt was not involved i don't think.
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:33 (nine years ago) link
"weed the garden" makes it sound like there were dingleberries
― Je55e, Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:36 (nine years ago) link
Not how I read that at first (thought a preference for smoothness was being expressed) but now that you mention it---ugh!
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
Nah he hairy and I like it but I'm gonna buy him some baby wipes for Christmas
I'm just super-proud of my "weed the garden" sexpression. Another original is "pitch a tent" for a DP.
I told a friend abt these and he said he has a friend who likes to call fisting "bowling"
― fgti, Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:22 (nine years ago) link
In general I like to be the judge of "no wait I'm not clean" but there's been a couple times now with this dude when my tongue has E.T.'d so I think I'm gonna start making some gentle recommendations.
― fgti, Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:24 (nine years ago) link
Just in case there's any confusion:
http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/et_3.jpg?itok=Gztcftpt
― fgti, Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link
xxpost
But "pitch a tent"--though adolescent--is already a sexual euphemism. Yours is better though.
My favourite fisting euphemism probably comes from a Patton Oswalt stand-up routine where he (imitating Robert Evans) jokes about "turning [the fistee] into my own personal finger-puppet."
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:26 (nine years ago) link
god, dp'ing is like the sexworld equivalent of finding mewtwo.
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link
TITTW we reveal the depths of our dep-rav-a-tee
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link
I'm still confused about E.T.ing but maybe I don't want to understand.
― Je55e, Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:10 (nine years ago) link
fgti's finger is radioactive
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link
it's got the invisible touch
― Je55e, Saturday, December 13, 2014 2:10 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link
he reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/edtDYNt.png
― gr8080, Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
what about if you want to flush the dude down the toilet
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link
i'm singing "dude wipes" to the tune of "good lovin'" by the young rascals
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link
http://www.stim.com/Stim-x/0596May/Sparky/Pix/flower.gif
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link
but there's been a couple times now with this dude when my tongue has E.T.'d
ohhhhhhh my god
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 13 December 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link
fgti srsly living up to thread title
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 13 December 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
i think of mattress's "traces of bitter earth" comment all the time now
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link