if i ever post something dumb, tell me. thanks
― markers, Thursday, 10 April 2014 15:24 (ten years ago) link
If Britain was so much greater back then why are you even on facebook xp
― ביטקוין (Hurting 2), Thursday, 10 April 2014 15:25 (ten years ago) link
genius:
http://imgur.com/gallery/Okhvk
― Raptain Chillips (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 April 2014 21:56 (ten years ago) link
Hah particularly the last one
― cardamon, Thursday, 10 April 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link
Except now I'm wondering if we could do a thread like this for stupid shit on imgur
― cardamon, Thursday, 10 April 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link
How about
http://i.imgur.com/tbS1spF.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 11 April 2014 01:21 (ten years ago) link
i'm old an tired, can we kill everybody?
― twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 April 2014 01:26 (ten years ago) link
new college grads
are dumber than dads
never forget
burma shave
― j., Friday, 11 April 2014 01:29 (ten years ago) link
Uh, ftr, I just made that. Too real?
― pplains, Friday, 11 April 2014 01:31 (ten years ago) link
MTV, NBC, a pickle w/ a cowboy hat, the NHL, and Burma Shave^^foundations of traditional American culture
― Juelz Fantano (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 April 2014 01:33 (ten years ago) link
like this if you are also a proud ignorant teenager
― art, Friday, 11 April 2014 01:44 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1.0-9/1463895_10152092565141275_537240159453159028_n.jpg
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 11 April 2014 02:47 (ten years ago) link
--resulting post (rogermexico.)
first generation whose every childhood experience was branded by a corporation REPRESENT
― art, Friday, 11 April 2014 02:51 (ten years ago) link
ouch Myspace don't even get a mention
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 April 2014 02:56 (ten years ago) link
MySpace taught me how to say goodbye
― denial plan (electricsound), Friday, 11 April 2014 02:58 (ten years ago) link
You had me going! I was all "mail on Sundays, what is this, Berlin in the 1930s?"
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 11 April 2014 03:35 (ten years ago) link
...or whatever that fuckin Archer joke is.
― the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 11 April 2014 03:36 (ten years ago) link
xhamster taught me to masturbate
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 11 April 2014 08:24 (ten years ago) link
The Berlin Wall falling is as distant in history as the Berlin Wall being built
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:29 (ten years ago) link
http://cdn3.trueactivist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/The-Experiment2.jpg
In truth only the first two sentences actually showed up on my wall, but sensing fodder for this thread, I clicked through.
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:33 (ten years ago) link
Also, representing hunter gatherer with spear as a lower stage of evolution to briefcase carrying man= problematic imo
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:34 (ten years ago) link
wow where to start?
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:36 (ten years ago) link
why don't they all just climb up the ladder and share the bananas and then no-one gets wet?
― It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:41 (ten years ago) link
Can't believe there are no citations, surely the experimenters must have published?
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:48 (ten years ago) link
monkeys shd smash the cage and kill all the experimenters imo
― twistent consistent (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 April 2014 09:59 (ten years ago) link
"What have they done to you, Furious George!"
http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100716035040/simpsons/images/thumb/3/31/Furiousgeorge2.JPG/250px-Furiousgeorge2.JPG
― Angkor Waht (Neil S), Friday, 11 April 2014 10:29 (ten years ago) link
if you like the sound of monkey communism so much, maybe you should just move to the soviet ooh-ooh-oohnion
― It's Pablum Time with (NickB), Friday, 11 April 2014 11:12 (ten years ago) link
something something banana republic
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 April 2014 11:37 (ten years ago) link
obv the monkeys should have murdered the scientists
― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 April 2014 16:21 (ten years ago) link
"From a least squares fit of our model coefficients to data, we find that the number of murders of human scientists by monkey hands increases exponentially with the frequency of cold water soakings."
― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 April 2014 16:29 (ten years ago) link
"Mother Nature, she is beautiful."
― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 April 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link
"Before the dawn of Modern Physics, scientists thought we had her figured out. Newtonian mechanics' supporters had not yet understood quantum field theory, or how one's soaking a monkey in cold water might then result in one's murder at the hands of that very same monkey. Mother Nature's beauty can still elude our understanding from time to time."
― Belgian Flanders Albums Chart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 April 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-bEFgAE-4_28/U0l3zt_PHNI/AAAAAAAD5_w/5Li6k25Ig5Y/w557-h390/10002932_10153894796975394_942432266_n.jpg
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link
wtf
snark ecards sharers are starting to emerge as a really fundamentally unhappy demographic
― Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Sunday, 13 April 2014 15:20 (ten years ago) link
hideous art style!
― clouds, Sunday, 13 April 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link
she doesn't look very disappointed to me, but her breasts look potentially lethal
― Aimless, Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:10 (ten years ago) link
http://www.tickld.com/x/if-your-friends-ever-say-they-have-adhd-just-show-them-this
ADHD pity parties - fuck you
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:12 (ten years ago) link
what if your friends have adhd
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 13 April 2014 18:18 (ten years ago) link
https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/23348_463448797035729_800764423_n.jpg
Life goes onOne day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
MORAL :Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happens.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less from people but more from yourself.
You have two choices... smile and close this page, or pass this along to someone else to share the lesson .
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link
Sounds like that farmer didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:22 (ten years ago) link
God help me, the fuck did I just say.
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link
:D
― carl agatha, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:24 (ten years ago) link
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
every good story starts with this sentence
― real myst opportunity (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link
pplains, hero
― Aimless, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 18:27 (ten years ago) link
"this donkey's lead a long and good life, I'm going to invite my neighbors over so that we can all bury him alive together"
― a farmer
― silverfish, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:26 (ten years ago) link
it's an old-fashioned donkey-buryin', by gah it's been a while
― waterflow ductile laser beam (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:30 (ten years ago) link
that story is an ass hole
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 19:49 (ten years ago) link
pplains, you done well
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link
Should have ended with the donkey stomping the asshole.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link
omg pp excellent work
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 16 April 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link