I think (or something similar) was a tradition in several places/cultures. I would've been fucked because I didn't bleed at all which afaik is pretty common. I was in gymnastics when I was little and then took horseback riding lessons from 4-12 so there was a lot of opportunity for plenty of accidental hymen breaking before I actually had sex. Not that I'm complaining but it kind of made the whole thing a little anticlimactic. No pain and no blood and no real pleasure because I was so nervous made it all a little "Oh, that's it?".
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 16:51 (ten years ago) link
Wise old grandmothers knew all about that. It was handy, if, say, a sheep was being butchered for the wedding feast, to set a bit of its blood aside, in case.
― in mark spitz's armpit (Aimless), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link
Basically, everyone knew this and the whole show was just "for entertainment and not for investment purposes".
― in mark spitz's armpit (Aimless), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link
http://mcphee.com/shop/media/catalog/product/u/n/unicorn_and_horse_wedding_cake_topper.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 8 April 2014 17:03 (ten years ago) link
lol aimless
― ביטקוין (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 20:04 (ten years ago) link
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, April 8, 2014 12:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I hope I will not regret this post, but I just want to point out "I would've been fucked" and "a little anticlimactic"
― ביטקוין (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 8 April 2014 20:07 (ten years ago) link
pplains u are the king of the grooms cake
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 11 April 2014 06:26 (ten years ago) link
I thought this was kinda morbid at first,
http://i.imgur.com/wC8zEOH.jpg
until I realized you're supposed to "read" it from the bottom up.
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 00:22 (ten years ago) link
i feel like we lost some fundamental idea of what a cake is/was, somewhere along the way, as a society
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 15 April 2014 00:49 (ten years ago) link
computerized image-to-icing transfer has much to answer for
― Aimless, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 00:51 (ten years ago) link
http://www.royalcakery.com/Photo_Gallery/Grooms_Cakes/slides/steak%20cake.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 01:10 (ten years ago) link
They got a name for the weddings in this world, But I want a cake when I lose.
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/ea/4c/6e/ea4c6ed294738a2c2fe6886f5ee158d0.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 01:17 (ten years ago) link
I could probably tour the whole damn SEC for bad grooms cakes, but the first thing I saw on Pinterest five seconds ago was "Alabama grooms cakes" as a fixed search term.
― pplains, Tuesday, 15 April 2014 01:18 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TwGjDBS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/HTLUvOn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/g2IBptY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/hEsFtnJ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/R0b3UYK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/sGoB32e.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jt19FOg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rDE1IrB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/V2AU6y5.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link
But first, getting back to the SEC for a moment...
http://i.imgur.com/RZcBbdS.jpg
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Pretty sure this is somehow SEC-related too.
http://i.imgur.com/kZ5LcyM.jpg
SEC, though B1G12 definitely a possibility.
http://i.imgur.com/Fmh3SYf.jpg
OK, now. Getting out of hand.
http://i.imgur.com/1u87aXS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/p8fTHi6.jpg
No, seriously. It looks just like the painting. It's got wings and everything.
http://i.imgur.com/Q0jN4DJ.jpg
Not sure what football conference this is from.
http://i.imgur.com/K054tmW.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link
Didja hear that even "geeks" get married now too?
http://i.imgur.com/L4fc0NX.jpg
No, a Jabba the Hut cake sounds like the perfect accompaniment to a perfect day.
http://i.imgur.com/MOXyhiC.jpg
"I do."
"I know."
http://i.imgur.com/wNuQOq1.jpg
Not sure which conference. PAC 10 maybe?
http://i.imgur.com/GXjVaSP.jpg
And you thought it was weird someone would marry a Star Wars fan...
http://i.imgur.com/8Njbe9T.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/TbdQR9R.jpg http://i.imgur.com/QUSD4yA.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link
I know that squashed dog cake is college football related but it's gross and upsetting and a nice encapsulation of why I hate college football enthusiasm.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link