Garfield is a total stoner, no?
― dell, Friday, 15 February 2008 23:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Snoopy was on acid a bunch, but I'm thinking Garfield and Jon spent many days sucking atta bong.
you should start a blog.
― chaki, Friday, 15 February 2008 23:50 (sixteen years ago) link
dirtbagstyle.blogspot.com
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 15 February 2008 23:52 (sixteen years ago) link
I'M ON IT!
http://i16.ebayimg.com/01/i/05/30/c9/f5_1_b.JPG
― dell, Friday, 15 February 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago) link
http://s40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/?action=view¤t=311-1164_IMG.jpg
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:05 (sixteen years ago) link
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e239/allocryptic/311-1164_IMG.jpg
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:06 (sixteen years ago) link
u_u
― sleep, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link
they not dead, them doggies just sleepin
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 2 April 2008 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link
at least i hope so, because otherwise some dude sent me an unsolicited burned cd with photos of dead dogs on it
Ever hit someone's parked car and not left a note?
― roxymuzak, Thursday, 10 April 2008 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/upcoming_date_only_thing_between
this is real f***ing talk
― abebe¿abebe (and what), Thursday, 5 March 2009 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link
i had organic brown rice, carrot & cilantro salad and grilled tamari tofu and onions for dinner.
hooray marriage
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 5 March 2009 03:39 (fifteen years ago) link
oh and raw salad greens and chopped radishes in miso
OTOH wife is total slob when it comes to laundry and clothes
my closet looks like this, from left to right
black tech jacketsblack non-tech jacketsnavy non-tech jackets black hoodiescharcoal hoodiesnavy hoodiesblack sweatersnavy sweatersblack cardigansnavy cardigansgrey jacketsgrey hoodiesgrey cardiganswork shirts and flannels, tonally organized from black to charcoal to navy to green to blue and red flannelsshort sleeve shirts, tonally organized from black to navy to grey to off-whiteswhite long sleeve dress shirts (i have like ten)blue long sleeve dress shirts (first stripes, then ginghams, then solids, each tonally organized from lightest to darkest)black long sleeve dress shirtsplaid long sleeve shirts in reds and greensjeans
and then the shoes are arranged in original boxes, neat piles by brand: adidas / vans / nike
socks and underwear in separate baskets on top, ties divided by fabric
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 5 March 2009 03:50 (fifteen years ago) link
wifes closet looks like that part of that begnini movie "life is beautiful" when he rounds the corner and finds the huge pile of dead bodies, except it's clothes. this pile spills into the bedroom.
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 5 March 2009 03:51 (fifteen years ago) link
you might be looking for the "professional nerd style" thread?i kid, i kid. i love.
but i've been goin commando for two days now cuz i've managed to neither get my laundry together nor buy more underwears.
― ian, Thursday, 5 March 2009 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link
...000......000......000.......0....__SHDRZ____CHEZT____CHEZT____CHEZT____CHEZT____CHEZT____CHEZT____CHEZT____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____PANTZ____SHOEZ____SHOEZ__
― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, March 4, 2009 10:50 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― abebe¿abebe (and what), Thursday, 5 March 2009 04:05 (fifteen years ago) link
this would be lol if you didn't have his and hers closets
― yur twit (tehresa), Thursday, 5 March 2009 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link
what does your zing mean ethan
― moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 5 March 2009 06:57 (fifteen years ago) link
i dont think it's a zing - it's the refrain from the song "wipe me down" - "SHOULDERS/CHEST/PANTS/SHOES" - so i think it's an obtuse joke about your organized closet
― Tuo Live Crew (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 5 March 2009 07:00 (fifteen years ago) link
that post he attributed to you is an old luriqua post tho
you should be honored tbh
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 5 March 2009 07:04 (fifteen years ago) link
dirtbag style in the world
― been HOOS, where yyyou steene!? (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 5 March 2009 07:05 (fifteen years ago) link
que romantico
I woke up on a thursday morning to find 6 tallies of busch ice littering my bedroom floor and a half-smoked cigarette sitting in a bottle cap on my dresser....I'm really glad I saved that
― NasenFlutin', Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:57 (fifteen years ago) link
My cat pukes up hairballs so much that sometimes I can't be bothered to clean them up until they have dried.
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link
It's probably easier to clean them up then anyway. You're just saving yourself some work.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link
ty
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Side view mirror on my car is held in place with packing tape.
― Trip Maker, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link
my car passsed the national car test, with a sticky note on the results page recommending a wash
― scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, May 4, 2010 3:12 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
oh god i know how that is!
now that my kitty's shedding her winter coat, she's licking up more hair and thus producing more hairballs. yechh.
― I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
also i am shirtless right now bwhahahaha
― I have a big tv with blue ray's (latebloomer), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link
one time I passed a car wash fundraiser, and one of the dudes running it looks at me sitting in my car and yells out "YOU NEED YOUR CAR WASHED, BRO!" which I couldn't even argue against and I turned to go into it
― you might be a goon but what's a goon to a viking? (The Reverend), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 04:56 (fourteen years ago) link
i stopped cleaning my ears after reading about how it's not good/neccessary. still doesn't feel right
― hobbes, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link
I just cock each ear up to the shower and let the water run through the inside of it instead of using qtips. can't abide by earwax
― you might be a goon but what's a goon to a viking? (The Reverend), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 06:40 (fourteen years ago) link
my ears start to itch if i don't clean them
― the rural führer (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 06:41 (fourteen years ago) link
^^^
― you might be a goon but what's a goon to a viking? (The Reverend), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 06:45 (fourteen years ago) link
You can clean the outside area and just inside the ear canal with a q-tip but don't push it far into the ear canal or you could puncture your eardrum. I have a punctured eardrum (from something else) and believe me, it's not fun.
― Aqua Backrat (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 12:04 (fourteen years ago) link
I have a punctured eardrum (from something else)
the mod of TMI has spoken.....
― scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link
hmmmmmmmm I don't know if I want to contribute to this thread
― going non-native (dyao), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 12:47 (fourteen years ago) link
my bathtub is very dirty
― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link
when they shut down my flushing water supply earlier this year for a month I would only flush the toilet in my flat twice a day - once before a number 2 and once after
― vike me down (dyao), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 13:12 (fourteen years ago) link
it's ok, flushing every time is a waste of water
― Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 13:15 (fourteen years ago) link
Agreed. You don't need to pee into a bowl full of water, you just need a rinse when you're done, basically. The different flushes for #1 and #2 people are onto something.
― wasting time and money trying to change the weather (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link
i got one of those bleach+blue tabs for my toilet bowl and then i was immediately afraid that my cat would drink the water. it says the water isnt harmful to pets on the thing, but how can it be effective at bleaching and also not harmful to a cat's innards? anyway, all my contribs to this thread would be pet-related and car-related, i keep my actual apartment pretty clean (except for waiting to clean up the hairballs)
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link
on that note i am cleaning out my car for the first time since moving to this apartment (Feb 2009) and i found an entire box of cds and books that I never moved in, and a tupperware full of lunch from ages past
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link
You have a thing you put in your toilet?? Pretty sure that's the opposite of dirt bag!
My toilet bowl is full of black streaks/specks that I think are mildew?? Weirdly enough it's not showing any other signs of erm, use, it's perfectly clean and white otherwise, but the mildew colony is going to be drawing up a Declaration of the Rights of Spores any day now.
― wasting time and money trying to change the weather (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:55 (fourteen years ago) link
PS: people drink chlorinated water all the time from any municipal water supply, so your cat's innards should be at least as safe as yours...?
― wasting time and money trying to change the weather (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 16:58 (fourteen years ago) link
at any rate, i am keeping the toilet lid shut 24/7 now lest he poison himself. yeah, the toilet bowl drop-in thing was not meant to be dirt bag; as i said, i keep my apartment very clean. all my dirtbaggery is car-related, and a result of pet ownership (stuff like everything i wear being covered in cat hair)
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 17:43 (fourteen years ago) link