Why is NPR so effing bad sometimes?

there's also the 'trying to prove something' slow-talker who moves the tongue down and back while saying (and frequently emphasizing) words like THAT and BACK

it's innocuous but it gets on my nerves because it's so obviously a strategic choice

my wife and i have a game where we try to describe what the various npr voices look like in person. does everybody have that super stiff nerdy guy who says "funding provided by the john d. & catherine t. macarthur foundation. this is npr."? we think he wears a bowtie and has super thick glasses

http://www.ihiphop.com/content/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/common-glasses.jpg

haha

one of my roommates is an asst. producer for WNYC. he's an alright guy, but he's the living embodiment of the NRP "thing": remarkably stiff, uptight, prudish, obsessed with conventional upper middle class conspicuous consumption (one of those turds who rambles on about designer coffee beans). i'm not sure if he's human or if i had a bad trip listening to 93.9 and he's a manifestation of a part of my psyche that detached from itself.

"The dinner party download" is such a terrible name for a show, it kind of enrages me whenever I hear the promos.

damn spectrum

i feel bad talking smack about the guy, his thing's his, i'm just amused i get to experience a human being who so perfectly captures the NPR experience for me.

a few months ago they started ending morning edition with a 30 second "lighter side" story, so now the prelude to every day's drudgery is Renee Montagne's forced laughter.

buh.

I think NPR could be vastly improved if they engaged in that business practice of just cutting the bottom 10% of features/programming/presenters every few months or so, like if they just surveyed listeners what there least favorite shit was and culled that every so often

Then we'd end up with the 24 hr Lake Woebegone comedy hour and I'd never hear the news again.

Only news, no funnies.

yeah, I'm pretty sure their most popular shows are ones like Wait Wait

I fear I'm one of those likes to have something on people. But there really aren't a lot of options besides npr. Right wing radio? Traffic and weather together on the 8s?

― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Sunday, March 23, 2014 7:24 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

MUSIQUE!

when I was a kid I was taken to a taping of Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me. i didn't get it then, I don't get it now. they just sound like every other time I overhear a bunch of left-wing baby boomers having an elaborately self-congratulating conversation.

glad im not the only one with disdain for the cookie cutter smug sound alikes of planet money

someday will i be old enough to understand why they don't just play tupac, how would that not be a public service

planet money sucks so bad. and i usually like people's accents from wherever but zoe chase is the WORST
ted radio hour is horrific
i like steve inskeep, he's the only one i like
have i mentioned how much i hate neda ulaby's voice also, probably on another thread. awfulllllll.

there was a crazy Planet Money back in 2009 where one of the fools tried to go all hardman against Elizabeth Warren and had to apologize to the audience

xps the most popular non-news show used to be car talk.

TED Radio Hour is pretty hilarious because I can't believe it took so long to mash up NPR and TED into one terrible stew.

wut? zoe chase sounds cool like some degrassi high character, or earnest campus tour guide! Anyway I think she left to join some other show.

Lately I've been doing dishes to Doug henwood's podcasts, which are like a legit left antidote to planet money.

One of the Sirius NPR stations does 8 hours of Car Talk a day, I just don't get it. Are there Deadhead-esque Car Talkers who really savor a 2002 CT show?

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, March 24, 2014 8:57 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

I sometimes let Car Talk episodes accumulate on my iPhone and then I mainline them all in one day

Thank goodness nobody was talking shit about Car Talk itt or I would have had to cut someone

NPR is the worst. I'd rather hear someone poop.

hahaha

lol

click and clack make me want to hang myself. also, didn't that show end a long time ago and they're running reruns? I believe so

http://www.npr.org/2014/01/05/259996793/forget-the-compass-follow-the-way-your-dog-poops

SABINE BEGALL: All people know dogs, and know that they are pooping.

there's a show that comes on midmorning that's just a professor dude interviewing govt. officials/authors/artists etc. that's pretty good. just unedited long interviews, none of the bullshit extra flair. i just want pure data.

i assume most places have local programs like that on their npr affiliate?

xps yeah car talk ended in 2012. i love it and will always happily listen but it's depressing that many (most?) npr stations devote weekend primetime hours to the reruns.

Wait what the hell? How do I still get new episodes on iTunes every week

you're getting the reruns.

This is a terrible day. Terrible, terrible day

I listened to a lot of Diane Rehm after Dan Patrick left ESPN Radio, but I can't do it anymore - I just want her (or one of her guests) to call out the hacks and shills she has on 40% of the time. Nodding and going "fair enough" to oil lobbyists and conservative wackjobs kills me.

My local station has an early afternoon interview program called Think that I'll take over any of the national NPR shows - since they only get people travelling through the area (or willing to do a phone interview) the guests are more interesting than the usual tasteful subjects.

think out loud?

http://www.kera.org/think/

you probably have just listened to the same car talk 100s of times over and over again, it's so inane you didn't notice

xp ah the "early afternoon interview program" here is think out loud. it's good too.

http://mspmag.com/Out-And-About/Articles/Features/Season-of-the-Wits/

steve marsh considers the NPR JV team

have to say i find the show in question p much laugh-devoid

jeezus, WNYC's hourly slogan "Just keep listening" (wow, THAT was worth however many months the marketing dept spent thinking it up) is pronounced by an unidentified Scarlett Johansson. I guess some people really did like that Her movie.

I'm sure she had her agent send a DVD of Her over when she auditioned for the gig.

I've come around and like Zoe Chase now. Something softened in me and I now find her delivery endearing. Now I can't stand John Hockenberry and The Takeaway. Maybe it's because he sounds so much like Colbert that it makes it sound like he's taking the piss constantly, about any subject, serious or not. Difficult to sit through.

On a different note, still gutted at Bob Parlocha's death. Those will be hard shoes to fill. They still play the show through the night here, but I wonder how long that will last. Sigh.

next slogan: "shut up and listen"

Popes, Supreme Court Judges & NPR Hosts.

The apparently lifetime appointment of Scott "The Fighting Quaker" Simon is reason enough to despise NPR. Even George Orwell didn't see this sensitive voiced slaughter apologist coming.

"There Are People Under Those Bombs," his Weekend Edition editorial from March 2003 explained - sounds like a sensitive title, right? - why it was more humane for people in Baghdad to die by bombing. Listen if you dare. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1242591

Compared to Fox News outright bloodlust, I find Simon's nuanced explanation far more sinister. As he soothingly says, "Humane and bombing may sound incongruous in the same sentence, but the United States and United Kingdom have said that it is possible to wage war against a bad regime for the sake of innocent people. The bombing we watch is a target of opportunity to demonstrate that they value the lives of innocent civilians as much as those of Iraqi commanders they seek to shock and awe into surrender."

"a target of opportunity." Guy saw the bright side of everything, you know?

But those were idealistic days. What did Scott learn in ten years?

http://www.npr.org/2013/09/07/219702819/when-weighing-intervention-in-syria-consider-the-children

The media push for war in Syria a couple years ago --- it didn't work & so was quickly forgotten --- will likely get somewhat more scrutiny now that an amazing story has hit the mass media:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/columnist/rieder/2015/04/16/nbc-engel-kidnapping/25878771/