why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

In the same way that posting "no makeup selfies" has nothing to do with breast cancer.

― emil.y, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 15:25 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's all about accidentally adopting polar bears.

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/autocorrect-turns-no-makeup-selfie-donations-into-polar-bear-adoptions-9213867.html

Breast... cancer? Cancer of the BREASTS??? I was previously unaware of this terrible possibility! But is anyone doing anything to save the tatas?

all time

http://i.imgur.com/M0gD3Sd.jpg

The cartoon characters thing was (not) an enabler for a paedo ring!

Collected via e-mail, December 2010

READ CAREFULLY......! The group asking everyone to change their profile picture to their favorite cartoon character is actually a group of paedophiles doing it because kids will accept their friend request faster if they see a cartoon picture. It has NOTHING to do with Child ... Violence/NCPCC.... It was on a show that ... warns you about internet frauds and TONIGHTS news.... PLEASE COPY AND PASTE THIS

Read more at http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/cartoon.asp#WudK9Xbv68e9vMsh.99

The character one needs display to the world is not that of a cartoon, but of a benefactor.

gee I guess we've all learned something today

the ellipsis after "It was on a show that" is KILLING me

that thing gr8080 posted is so fake!

is it tho

i think so
i see more mangled writing than anyone else i know, and even people who mangle that badly don't usually make mistakes like chickem

snopes says the chickem wuz really a chickem not a man

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/men-are-putting-their-penises-in-socks-on-instagram-for-canc?s=mobile

Seen this several times on my newsfeed

Has this been posted yet? Made me weep with laughter.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/379804/celebrities/21-facebook-status-updates-made-into-inspirational-quotes.html/

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Charles-Dickens.jpg

reglob

reminds me of this old favourite

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/p200x200/1084_10151501983851210_975789459_n.jpg

this one is believable
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dalai-lama.jpg

likewise
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/jim-.jpg

This one exponentially funnier than any of the others for some reason.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/malcolm-x.jpg

indeed, it's funny squared

This one had me in pieces.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/nelson-mandela.jpg

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/nelson-mandela.jpg

too soon

http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/karl-marx.jpg

maHOOSive

ahahahahaha

So is noone talking abt Facebook buying Oculus Rift? Search seems to think so

Oculus Rift: Bulky Thing You Put On Your Head or Gateway to Paradise?

Thanks

http://www.agencypost.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/uncovering-true-insights.jpg

Foxy but apparently dim colleague sent moneybags meme round a bunch of different departments over work email yest with the comment "willing to believe anything for money!!", except it's no longer called moneybags. Apparently now The Chinese call it 'Silver pockets full. "

(not sure how the two spaces after the full stop are pronounced tho)

The Chinese call it 'Silver pockets full. " is no This is called moneybags.

http://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/10169193_10201859053028209_465986820_n.jpg

lol

http://gawker.com/marine-todd-is-an-awesomely-stupid-right-wing-meme-th-1555109402

http://i.imgur.com/GjUCRuA.jpg

Needs more captions.

the prophesy has been fulfilled! Ph'nglui mglw'nafh!

now all we need is a guy called Twice to shoot a bank teller

http://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1.0-9/69264_10151838831531759_1921563133_n.jpg

kinda wish i wasn't chicken

it's a list of valentine's day candy hearts without the hearts

totally getting custom WITCH candy hearts next year

If I didn't get all 25s I'd be so sad and unfriend everybody.

i'd hit you with a bus
i love you
weird
friends forever

i love this list

we should hang out
WITCH

i'd mos def hang out w/ witches

i'd hit you with a bus

beautiful
smart
imaginative
random
jerk
bitch

chicken

if ur not chickem post this

oh man i want to post that but ph33r alienating my facebook friends.

FYI YR ALL WITCHES