Simon Reynolds is a gobshite

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and that most people i know who've been to/live in Berlin say that speed is extremely popular, more so than K.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link

but again, Simey couldn't make a crap connection between minimal and wonky if he stuck to the truth.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link

hate this whole idea of 'synergy' between drug and music tbqh. lurking behind it is some really dubious deleuzian 'man machine' ish. no idea what the appeal of it is as a meme.

Jesus Lulz (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link

I hate it not because of the dubious ideas that might be lurking behind it but because it's just complete bullshit make it up as you go along filler for crap articles like that.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Don't get the obsession with having some sort of theory to account for all new trends in music.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Wonky as a style of music is surely not defined enough at this stage to start boxing it up w/ this drug or that drug shurely... I mean when its proponents are playing out it's almost always going to be on bills primarily dedicated to more established styles amirite

Luka ModReq (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Wonky just seems to be a catch-all term for 'music we can't categorise elsewhere' afaik.

Roque Santa Gold (Matt DC), Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I think there's value in charting musical trends and scenes and i guess whatever drugs were popular or what might have influenced, it just needs to be done much later. that kind of thing doesn't lend itself to up-to-the-minute blogging.

The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Thursday, 5 March 2009 15:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't really agree with that, since any look at this in hindsight will only intensify the inaccurate, wishful thinking, wild conjecturing nature of these kind of observations.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link

haha

Jesus Lulz (special guest stars mark bronson), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Presumably Reynolds actually went to raves back in the day, clearly he doesn't go out to clubs playing wonky now, but that doesn't make his contention about hardcore that "pills got speedy, this made the music darker and weirder" any less than just syllogism.

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link

seems the prime source for that article was a year old thread on dissensus. Noone but crust punk injectors do k in berlin and the only dubstep fans that do it are smelly hoodied d&b refugees. This is even less informed than the sunday times style mag piece on dinner party k use nad thats saying something

straightola, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:09 (fifteen years ago) link

wonky? donk? funky?

it seems like british people add one noise or rhythm to something and then give it a whole new name every week.

stanton in the shadows of brotown (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

i can't keep up any more, guys

stanton in the shadows of brotown (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

is "bass line" a style of music too?

stanton in the shadows of brotown (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link

(didn't read the article, but i generally like simon's writing btw)

stanton in the shadows of brotown (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link

I buy maybe an argument that certain drugs appeal more in certain places and times, and maybe coincide nicely with certain musical trends in those places. But this "X drug makes depressing sounding music because X makes you depressed," stuff is nonsense. People don't immediately start loving reggae the moment they smoke a joint. Let alone start writing it.

Mordy, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link

lolneurofunk.jpg

straightola, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:17 (fifteen years ago) link

I am pretty sure I have never heard any wonky but it has been given attention so disproportionate to amount of actually existing music that it's bound to be hated by many before anyone ever hears any of it.

Local Garda, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link

it's more like prelash these days, not backlash

Local Garda, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link

I buy maybe an argument that certain drugs appeal more in certain places and times, and maybe coincide nicely with certain musical trends in those places. But this "X drug makes depressing sounding music because X makes you depressed," stuff is nonsense. People don't immediately start loving reggae the moment they smoke a joint. Let alone start writing it.

― Mordy, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:12 (8 minutes ago)

i think the connection in some cases is a lot stronger than that, but i agree with this k piece it's way spurious. people on k are always going to be in the minority in any crowd (and that's a good ting)

Dave from Norwich, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

lash-foward

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:26 (fifteen years ago) link

i dont know, go on a night out in manchester and leeds and the place is literally dripping with the stuff

straightola, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link

this has nothing to do with what hes on about though

straightola, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link

wonky= post hyperdub dubstep/idm hiphop crossover

straightola, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link

k is really popular now, definitely. no doubt on this, it's prob as popular as ecstasy amongst people in their go out every week all weekend phase.

Local Garda, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link

well at least amongst my friends

Local Garda, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link

wow i had no idea. can you dance much on it?

just sayin, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:31 (fifteen years ago) link

depends how much you do, theres quite a run in. once you do its a great way to kind of 'lose yourself' on the dancefloor ie trying to ignore the shoreditch funsters around you while prosumer is on

straightola, Thursday, 5 March 2009 16:34 (fifteen years ago) link

that 'tuck in' quote is almost too good to be true.

Yellow Carded (titchyschneiderMk2), Thursday, 5 March 2009 18:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Later, of course, many of these young intellectuals would literally destroy their minds by trying to write about the then popular form of disco music known as "rave". Sadly, despite (or perhaps because of) their cleverness, they never grasped that there really is nothing clever to say about music that is designed to be twitched to by people who've taken a drug that makes them want to twitch to music that's been designed to be twitched to by people on that drug.

full article : here

swells having a dig at simon here i wonder ?

mark e, Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

He said "young"

Free the Northampton 1 (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:55 (fifteen years ago) link

no way am i reading anything with that url

mas how i break it down tuo an extent (goole), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 15:57 (fifteen years ago) link

"leaving them unfit for anything except working as feature writers for Mojo and Word."

lawl

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link

too wells; didn't read

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Tuesday, 10 March 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

I think Simon Reynolds may have written the world blurb I have ever read, from the back cover of Owen Hatherley's book on modernist housing estates:

With svelte prose, agile wit, and alarming erudition, Owen Hatherley pries open the prematurely closed case of early 20th Century modernism. This slim and shapely, ideas-packed and intensely-felt book is neither a misty-eyed memorial nor a dour inquest, but a verging-on-erotic mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Rediscovering the enchantment of demystification and the sexiness of severity, Hatherley harks forward to modernism's utopian spirit: critical, radically democratic, dedicated to the conscious transformation of everyday life, determined to build a better world. --Simon Reynolds, Author of Rip It Up and Start Again - Postpunk 1978-84

"Alarming erudition"? "Verging-on-erotic mouth-to-mouth resuscitation"?

Tuncay Stryder (Matt DC), Monday, 7 September 2009 09:10 (fourteen years ago) link

i'm so glad you typed up the full thing, i could only remember a couple of phrases here and there! it all makes me wonder whether he knows what any words actually mean

lex pretend, Monday, 7 September 2009 09:17 (fourteen years ago) link

but yeah as i said at the time: only an idiot is ever alarmed by erudition. use another word!

lex pretend, Monday, 7 September 2009 09:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I actually really want to read this book but that's by the bye.

Tuncay Stryder (Matt DC), Monday, 7 September 2009 09:22 (fourteen years ago) link

One of the ways ILX has ruined me is that I will always associate the word "svelte" with Jordan Sargent.

flowers for algernod (The Reverend), Monday, 7 September 2009 09:33 (fourteen years ago) link

ha, why? it's a good word to be associated with, as words go.

lex pretend, Monday, 7 September 2009 09:35 (fourteen years ago) link

"Verging-on-erotic mouth-to-mouth resuscitation" - I actually think this is quite a funny image, but it does make Owen H sound like a borderline necro.

Peinlich Manoeuvre (NickB), Monday, 7 September 2009 09:38 (fourteen years ago) link

xp: Because he described Lil Wayne as such when he was new and ended up on the recieving end of one of the greatest zings in ILX history.

flowers for algernod (The Reverend), Monday, 7 September 2009 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link

dylannn wrote this on thread MTV News' "Top 10 Hottest MCs in the Game" on board I Love Music on Aug 1, 2007

dudes with gay porn names talkin about lil wayne being "svelte" on a fucking mixtape track are schooling me on the genius of bun b.

flowers for algernod (The Reverend), Monday, 7 September 2009 09:54 (fourteen years ago) link

the book does sound kind of interesting

thomp, Monday, 7 September 2009 10:05 (fourteen years ago) link

i wonder if he was thinking of that one silver jews song

thomp, Monday, 7 September 2009 10:06 (fourteen years ago) link

why because it look intersting

Mordy, Monday, 7 September 2009 10:08 (fourteen years ago) link

"the prematurely closed case of early 20th Century modernism."

riiiiight. suffering from real neglect, that 20th-century modernism.

history mayne, Monday, 7 September 2009 10:14 (fourteen years ago) link

when he says "prematurely closed case" he doesn't mean suffering from neglect but that everyone's already made up their mind on what 20th century modernism means, what it was for, and how we're going to treat it in the future.

Oddly enough the book is hampered by its aesthetics - it looks so cheaply made, the photographs are horribly rendered, and it has that terrible The Wire habit of capitalising things that don't need capitalising, which is so disruptive to the eye. You do not get the sense that anyone other than Hatherley took the time to proof-read or sub-edit it, which is really weird given how interesting it is and how much a labour of love the whole Zero enterprise seems to be. Also I'd really appreciate an index, which is another thing that I know takes time and effort and galley proofs (i have done one, it was an utter pain) but, um, I really want to know if Hatherley talks about the failures of Fourierist socialism to deal with Fourier's attitudes to sex because I totally think they would be a relevant precedent in chapter three, "revolutionary orgasm problems", and I feel an index would help w/ this given the density of the man's prose.

i mean, here is a funny thing: there is a certain crapness about Zero books which I guess is a sort of ideological shorthand - "this is shoddily made because it stems from the purest motives, you can tell it stems from the purest motives because it's shoddily made". Like fanzines and anarchist pamphlets having to be cut-and-paste even long after the widespread adoption of the laser printer. Unfortunately this is exactly the worst kind of book for this reverse-aesthetic nonsense - or maybe the best! - because it makes you think about, e.g., the "shoddy, prole-stacking Ronan Point tower block" (p12!) and a whole history of people blaming the failure of an idea on the idea itself, rather than looking to the half-hearted execution of that idea.

elephants of style (c sharp major), Monday, 7 September 2009 10:20 (fourteen years ago) link

You'll be pleased to know that "brutalist continuum" is a Googlewhack.

Tuncay Stryder (Matt DC), Monday, 7 September 2009 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link


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