Britney Spears: Classic or Dud?

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Solinger, you bastard!

nate detritus (natedetritus), Sunday, 15 February 2004 02:48 (twenty years ago) link

Well, maybe Jesus did.

These days I just shrug. Couple of good songs, though (I will go to my grave insisting "Baby One More Time" is NOT one of them and that the allegedly similar "Oops I Did It Again" is thousands of times better thanks to the bassline).

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 15 February 2004 02:50 (twenty years ago) link

i agree there

stevem (blueski), Sunday, 15 February 2004 02:57 (twenty years ago) link

SHE SUCKS SHE SUCKS SHE MOTHERFUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Sunday, 15 February 2004 04:50 (twenty years ago) link

"oops i did it again" is better than "...baby one more time" but both = k-classic.


everything i've heard from the new one is INCREDIBLE ("i got that boom boom" - the only one i've heard on the radio (ALOT), "toxic", "me against the music"), enough to make me think i really should ignore the cw naysay and hear the album.

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 February 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago) link

After listening to Me & My Brother last night, it blows me away that she made a record with the YYT.

Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 15 February 2004 05:05 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, fuck Madonna, how absurd is that?

Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 15 February 2004 05:06 (twenty years ago) link

clipse and timberlake - now how heavy is that?

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 February 2004 05:10 (twenty years ago) link

God I never thought of it that way .... point scored!

Broheems (diamond), Sunday, 15 February 2004 05:11 (twenty years ago) link

i'm lovin it

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 February 2004 05:12 (twenty years ago) link

Argh.

(That remix of "Me Against the Music" which Siegbran put on his end-of-year mix was fabboo grand cool. The original...*coughs*)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 15 February 2004 05:54 (twenty years ago) link

i've maybe only heard a remix! the only times i've heard it were at the nfl kickoff thing (where it sounded awful) and in da club (where it sounded great)(though not 'ohmyshit my heart just jumped up my throat' great as "toxic")

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 February 2004 06:00 (twenty years ago) link

and the anti-autuerist in me appreciates that britney sublimates herself unless herself is gonna make the song ('oops', 'baby'), so much so that 'toxic' is spends less time being about her/consumed in her than most of the kish kash traxx are about their vocalists (anyone using this to 'prove' something negative about britney is a fule).

THAT SAID and maybe this is the nostalgist/reactionary/discoclone in me but 'toxic' (or other sublimated diva traxx) still don't own me the way an old deborah cox or kelly price remix can, still, now, six years later. but then i think i might be the only ilxor who's fave donna summer isn't 'i feel love' too so...

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 February 2004 06:10 (twenty years ago) link

Begging the question -- which Donna IS your favorite?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 15 February 2004 06:11 (twenty years ago) link

duh, the ogasm one

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 February 2004 06:12 (twenty years ago) link

when me and my mom used to go to waffle house when i was a kid i would play 'she works hard for the money' for her

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 February 2004 06:14 (twenty years ago) link

duh, the ogasm one

For all I knew it was "Macarthur Park" or "On the Radio," ya ungrateful punk!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 15 February 2004 06:15 (twenty years ago) link

haha - after i hit submit i thought 'no, wait - "on the radio"'

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 15 February 2004 06:16 (twenty years ago) link

LAST FUCKING DANCE!

David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 15 February 2004 06:52 (twenty years ago) link

JB get the album it's pretty much terrific. It would have been on my eoy list except I too heeded the hatas and didn't get round to hearing it until last month.

Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Sunday, 15 February 2004 09:56 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, Last Dance is most faaaaaaabulous...

ModJ (ModJ), Sunday, 15 February 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago) link

nine months pass...
Britney is the classic example of how some artists should not be judged by the Rockist perspective (in terms of their own personal talent) but more as a product. Sure, she's not very talented and her voice is pretty unremarkable but she's released some killer tunes. So I would say classic but only in the relative sense (compared to Christina, Jessica Simpson, etc.).

daavid (daavid), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess this is true. are we judging Britney the person or Britney the back-catalogue? To be honest, both are pretty good. her voice isn't perfect but it's instantly recognisable and has the correct characteristics for the songs she performs.

Nick H (Nick H), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Classio, I actually bought her greatest hits album today.

jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

fucking terrible.

wtf is with the Madonna comparisons? If you can get past the somewhat difficult voice, I'd argue xtina has far more right to that title.

latetotheparty (latetotheparty), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

K R A P™

Although, I'm sure the nebulous defence of this Disney World entertainment will never end on ILM.

darin (darin), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Britney is the classic example of how some artists should not be judged by the Rockist perspective (in terms of their own personal talent) but more as a product. Sure, she's not very talented and her voice is pretty unremarkable but she's released some killer tunes.

oh you silly rockists masquerading as non-rockists. do you judge motorhead by their "own personal talent" and by lemmy's remarkable operatic voice, or do you just go right to the "product"? do you judge the grateful dead by their inability to swing a beat and bob weir's inability to sing, or do you just go to the shows and have a good time? how again is britney any different?

fact checking cuz (fcc), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

In Memoriam, ILM.

August 2000 - November 2004.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link

oh my god, i killed ILM!

fact checking cuz (fcc), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Oops, that was an x-post cuz. I was of course referring to this post direct from Detroit Rockist City circa 1973:

I'm sure the nebulous defence of this Disney World entertainment will never end on ILM.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Detroit Rockist City

hee hee.

fact checking cuz (fcc), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Putting aside alleged sex-appeal, putting aside pointless discussions of whether she's "fake" or "manufactured" putting aside whether or not she's a role-model, her music is freakin BORING. For the record, so is Madonna's -- though I find Madonna's to be much more offensive because it's so hopelessly middlebrow.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link

what's offensive about middlebrow? expound plz

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

He who is tired of Britney is tired of Life.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:44 (nineteen years ago) link

"what's offensive about middlebrow? "

Maybe "offensive" is a strong word -- but I'm more bothered by the way Madonna wraps her mediocrity in pomp and pretense (from supposed sexual radicalism to hokey religious experimentation)

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Bottom line though, the music: I find it quite boring.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not tired of life.

Justin (Alba), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

why do you find it boring?

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:49 (nineteen years ago) link

"Of course she's a product, she's a fucking pop singer! People don't go to music stores to buy souls, they go there to buy products.",

She's also, at least ostensibly, a product for twelve-year-old girls. Wanna trade hello kitty stickers later?

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:50 (nineteen years ago) link

"why do you find it boring? "

Come on, that's a pointless question. You know how the little cillia in your ears dance a certain way when you like something? Well that doesn't happen when I hear Madonna, or Britney Spears.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

oh you silly rockists masquerading as non-rockists. do you judge motorhead by their "own personal talent" and by lemmy's remarkable operatic voice, or do you just go right to the "product"? do you judge the grateful dead by their inability to swing a beat and bob weir's inability to sing, or do you just go to the shows and have a good time? how again is britney any different?

I don't see how pointing out the weaknesses of other artists is supposed to convert me. And with the exception of about two of her tracks, I don't see any originality in her songwriter's work. The difference between her and Motorhead is overexposure. No one has ever shoved Motorhead down my throad. The Grateful Dead is a different story, but I digress.

detroit rockist city (darin), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:53 (nineteen years ago) link

how exactly do you shove music down someone's throat???

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

Putting aside alleged sex-appeal, putting aside pointless discussions of whether she's "fake" or "manufactured" putting aside whether or not she's a role-model

She's also, at least ostensibly, a product for twelve-year-old girls.

Shurely shome mishtake?

noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:54 (nineteen years ago) link

so hurting your argument is 'i don't like it cuz it's boring' and 'it's boring cuz i don't like it'???

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't see how pointing out the weaknesses of other artists is supposed to convert me

It's pointless trying to change people's opinions.

Pointing out the ridiculousness/fallacy/logical inconsistency of the assumptions that underlie their opinions is fair game though.

noodle vague (noodle vague), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:56 (nineteen years ago) link

other products for twelve year old girls: james dean, the beatles, j.d. salinger, hello kitty stickers, bill clinton


products for forty year old men: suv's, viagra, "real music", george w. bush

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

"so hurting your argument is 'i don't like it cuz it's boring' and 'it's boring cuz i don't like it'??? "

Well, isn't that what it all comes down to? I could come up with specifics -- I find her voice (Britney's) thin and irritating. I find the beats (EVEN TOXIC) repetitive and annoying. But I just don't like it because I don't like it It's not an argument, it's an opinion. I'm not trying to argue you into disliking Britney.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link

how exactly do you shove music down someone's throat???

By making it culturally inescapable. And the fact that we put this woman on a huge fucking pedistal for completely superficial reasons (ie: she looks like a porn star) is painful if you have anything called a soul. I know this is nothing new in society, but still...

darin (darin), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:06 (nineteen years ago) link

By making it culturally inescapable

I believe there's these things called 'turning off the radio' and 'iPods' and the like which can help you in this regard.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

other products for twelve year old girls: james dean, the beatles, j.d. salinger, hello kitty stickers, bill clinton

I'm not sure what you mean by this. Britney Spears is quite deliberately targeted, or at least was until recently, at pre-teen and teen girls (though there is the likely deliberate secondary target of horny 20-50 year old men). The post I was referring to tried to point out that Britney is *supposed to be* a product. I agree that this has nothing to do one way or another with her being any good, but if you're going to talk about things in those terms, let's really follow their implications.

If Britney is just a *product* then all I should have to say is "I don't like it". That's it. I don't like Pepsi, I prefer Wendy's to McDonalds. If you're trying to make some sort of well-reasoned "argument" for her, then you're abandoning the idea that she's just a product to be liked or disliked.

Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:09 (nineteen years ago) link

I think ... yeah, she's complicated. I think she still faces a number of challenges.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 28 January 2024 18:36 (two months ago) link

it feels like part of the problem in the cultural reckoning, if there is a problem and maybe it's just a point of relevance, is that there seems to be a need for the assignment of blame. feels like maybe it's not all everybody's fault, nor is it all her fault in terms of credibility etc, but there is a gray area in between. and regardless, I think the hope is maybe she can unpack some more art in the second half of her life.

Swen, Sunday, 28 January 2024 18:58 (two months ago) link


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