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i hate to bring up another comic book, but remember that issue of akiko about pocari sweat? that was awesome.

― ethan, Monday, 21 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

hahahaa....can I really take someone seriously named ethan padgett??

answer: no.

― doompatrol23@hotmail.com, Tuesday, 22 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'd be insulted if I heard Paul was having sex to my record, or just plain flabbergasted someone so nasty to the people posting here managed to find a partner in the first place. Or maybe not. It could have been a solo mission. What song was it, sweetie?

― suzy, Tuesday, 22 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

HAHAHAAH!!!

: - )

I like being insulted as well (is that a hint??? weell...no.....maybe....)

Ummm...believe it was "tender pervert" "the angels are voyeur"...on cassette, nonetheeless!!!!!!

― doompatrol23@hotmail.com, Tuesday, 22 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

No......

Not cassingle but CASSETTE. Purchased in a help the aged. Sounded like if Felt had written porn for seniors.

― DOOMPATROL23@HOTMAIL.COM, Tuesday, 22 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

errr...of course it was the 23 minutes long remix by the orb and not the three minute version.........honest! *giving honest joe face*

― doompatrol23@hotmail.com, Tuesday, 22 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Momus: >Why, even the NME's gone all nicey nicey...

This week's NME has half a page of phone sex adverts. Real ones. Is that what you meant, Nick? One of them says "MANDY - 30 SECS 'TIL U SMILE." Presumably a Labour campaign line for the Hartlepool area?

Oh, everyone's gone.

Yours, a sophisticated dandy warhol.

― Dickon Edwards, Wednesday, 23 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I am confused - Momus was your "sophisticated Dandy" and you were put off by the fact that he name drops about Tokyo and being snotty about New York?

― Dave M., Thursday, 24 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hee hee. Sophisticated dandy ...that makes it sound liek he is some kind of sugar daddy and you are a twink or something. Like he is the candy man of your own private Canada "WHo can take your stereo fill it full of sperm insult you to your face and expose his Scottish worm The Dandy Man cAn then dany man can cause hes Momus and he just came into your ear"

― Mike Hanley, Thursday, 24 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

To think of Mandelson and Scargill - two of the most contemptible men in Britain - actually opposing each other. Any Hartlepudlians reading this: VOTE LIB DEM.

Ahem. The phone sex stuff the lowest ebb in the NME yet, surely?

― Robin Carmody, Thursday, 24 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Has the NME ever had a high ebb?

― Mike Hanley, Thursday, 24 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well, it's been better.

― Robin Carmody, Thursday, 24 May 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

five months pass...

Is there really a Momus Boulevard in Coventry?

― John Robinson, Monday, 12 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

where is the rascal these days

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 24 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...

I saw MOMUS live at The Mercury Lounge during the Little Red Songbook tour with TOOG and Kahimi Karie. I wrote a review.. He's brilliant!

http://www.geocities.com/sscwon/momusliv.html

― Todd, Wednesday, 26 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one year passes...

It's time to give Momus some big props.

― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 30 August 2003 21:27 (twenty years ago) link

Don't ask me, I don't even know who Momus is, mate.

― mei (mei), Saturday, 30 August 2003 23:10 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

I like my line in this thread about 'cycling past on his orange opinions'. Especially when Alan McGee -- Mr Orange Opinions himself -- then cycles briefly through the thread!

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 19 October 2003 23:23 (twenty years ago) link

do you think that was actually him though?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Sunday, 19 October 2003 23:25 (twenty years ago) link

I like it when you talk about jacking off to Gillespie and Reid.

― adaml (adaml), Sunday, 19 October 2003 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

Momus, I just saw your nemesis "Harry K-Tel" as I was coming in to work this morning. I think he was coming out of some fancy Tribeca hotel/residence, but other than that I didn't gather enough information for an actual anecdote.

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 7 January 2005 13:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Nick, sorry to use this as my personal Make Random Comments to Momus in Hope of a Response but I just saw that photo on ILB on the clipboard thread. Are you working on a Moondog project now? Momus Moondog Matinee?

― Ken L (Ken L), Friday, 7 January 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I've never actually read through this before. This time I did it and came across one of those rare Dickon Edwards posts. Remember when Momus and Dickon were real people?

― Atnevon (Atnevon), Friday, 7 January 2005 23:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Is there any particular reason why this was posted here? Is there any particular reason that I shouldn't delete this?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 8 January 2005 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Please delete, Norm.

― Ken L (Ken L), Saturday, 8 January 2005 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

(long, irrelevant, possibly slightly dodgy message shitcanned)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 8 January 2005 14:20 (nineteen years ago) link

(long, irrelevant, possibly slightly dodgy message shitcanned)

Not at all! These artifacts have historical value.

― Atnevon (Atnevon), Sunday, 9 January 2005 05:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Above or below 14th street, either way it's pretty fucking pathetic. NY is 2 miles, dude. Siberia is on 40-somethingth street, for instance. I hang out mostly on the southern west side in my spare time, but if I actually took the time to tell people that as if it was something worthwhile of noting, I would know I was a fucking dick with no penis or incredible mental problems if indeed I was blessed with a large cock.

― Triple Ho, Sunday, 9 January 2005 05:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I want to point out I'm drunk and not serious.

― Triple Ho, Sunday, 9 January 2005 06:00 (nineteen years ago) link

the momus records ping pong, 20 vodka jellies and little red songbook are good. they are like the holy trinity of momus.

― chaki in charge (chaki), Sunday, 9 January 2005 06:17 (nineteen years ago) link

chaki on topic and otm.

― Ken L (Ken L), Sunday, 9 January 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link

what is the cultural meaning
of coming in a girl's mouth?
do i wish to reach her
or fill her mouth with mouth

or whatever it is/|\,momus, when he's on
is really untouchable, now isn't he

― hephaestus, Sunday, 9 January 2005 08:04 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...

[admin] take this demented nonsense elsewhere, please.

― Paula Bradley, Thursday, 10 March 2005 06:18 (nineteen years ago) link

(long, irrelevant, possibly slightly dodgy message shitcanned)

-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), January 8th, 2005.

Come, Pashmina, with your deleting sword, your hour is again at hand. This is anti-semitic and publishes people's phone numbers. Get it off my thread!

― Momus (Momus), Thursday, 10 March 2005 07:39 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Momus is very clever on this thread, it is impressive.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 26 March 2005 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

[ridiculous irrelevant babble removed]

― Citizens' Rights committee, Sunday, 27 March 2005 11:50 (nineteen years ago) link

eh?

― frenchbloke (frenchbloke), Sunday, 27 March 2005 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link

deja vu

― zappi (joni), Sunday, 27 March 2005 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Blistering barnacles, scrub the hull with Vim, walk the plank you Swedish Neo-Aryan bashibazooks!

― Momus (Momus), Sunday, 27 March 2005 14:27 (nineteen years ago) link

It is clear enough that your chess threads have brought Bobby Fischer here. Hails to the satanic chess master!

― Janne Karlsson, Sunday, 27 March 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Momus should I read A Thousand Plateaus? Please state why or why not in one hundred words or less. Thanks.

― bonus material, Sunday, 27 March 2005 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

new momus interview on tangnets, its pretty nice.

― keith m (keithmcl), Sunday, 27 March 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

[more ridiculous irrelevant babble removed]

― Alkurt X. KÁRÁSJOHKA, Thursday, 2 March 2006 06:38 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

[spam]

― crestor, Monday, 3 April 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

lock and load - we're on mussage

― john clarkson, Monday, 3 April 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

[spam]

― valium, Monday, 3 April 2006 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

dampgirl.com? I don't think Valium is what you need if you want to progress to the wetgirl.come domain.

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 3 April 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh come on, cheer up!

― StanM (StanM), Monday, 3 April 2006 22:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Yay, more threads about me! Oh...

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 00:01 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"I vomited today while reading Momus talk about Matthew Barney," spoken by Christopher Cirgenski, who hopes that this ruins his budding career.

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 27 April 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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I wrote it, if that helps?

― thranjax, Saturday, 30 April 2022 13:05 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3KwmdOYPvk

― MaresNest, Tuesday, 6 September 2022 17:28 (one year ago) link

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