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Adam, do you have a favorite smooth jazz song? Kenan, do you?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:28 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno, probably Your Love Is King or Sweetest Taboo. Predictable, I know.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I need to just get Sade's greatest hits. For the car.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Do you like "Kiss of Life"?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Not so much.

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't like it when they fuck with the formula. Smooth Jazz is one of the few genres that *should* be as reductive as possible. There should really only be one smooth jazz song, and there practically is!

Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Least favorite smooth jazz song: any cover of something that started out as actual jazz.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 19:32 (eighteen years ago) link


My sister's dog loves it, for some reason.

crown victoria (dymaxia), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 22:31 (eighteen years ago) link

my favorite smooth jazz song is after hours by ronny jordan

ronny longjohns (ronny longjohns), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:44 (eighteen years ago) link

and thats some smooth jazz

ronny longjohns (ronny longjohns), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 00:45 (eighteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
You know what's good? "What You Won't Do for Love" by Go West.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 April 2006 04:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I like Chuck Man-Jones

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Thursday, 6 April 2006 04:38 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000068G4U.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Nemo (JND), Thursday, 6 April 2006 09:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Go West's "King of Wishful Thinking" (from the Pretty Woman soundtrack) is pretty good, too -- but I don't think of it as smooth jazz as much.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 April 2006 12:05 (eighteen years ago) link

The Very Best of Smooth Jazz looks like it has some good stuff on it.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 12:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Louis Armstrong seems an odd choice for it, though. Or did he do some album in the late sixties involving synthesizers and fretless bass and the like?

Or maybe he's "smooth" because he was a tireless promoter of Swiss Kriss laxative.

Nemo (JND), Thursday, 6 April 2006 12:45 (eighteen years ago) link

And reefer. Can't forget the reefer.

Gilbert O'Sullivan (kenan), Thursday, 6 April 2006 13:04 (eighteen years ago) link

That's true, but we Smooth Jazz types call it "grass."

Nemo (JND), Thursday, 6 April 2006 13:18 (eighteen years ago) link

"for i see a boating accident."

More like a yachting accident.

Stay Smooth.

Chairman Doinel (Charles McCain), Thursday, 6 April 2006 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...
I was going to start a "Defend the Indefensible" thread about this crap, due to my cube-mate steadily assaulting me with this crap, but I see that a case has already been made. Okay. I can probably live with Sade, she's just fine. But the rest of it makes me psycho. There was a vocalese version of "Blue Rondo Ala Turk" that was played THREE TIMES the other day and now I need a very sharp knife.

100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Monday, 12 June 2006 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I said 'this crap' twice. That makes it three. IT DESERVES MORE!

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100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Monday, 12 June 2006 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link

three years pass...

Has smooth jazz died, yet? The smell emanating from that direction is inconclusive.

Aimless, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 04:08 (fourteen years ago) link

a lady at my work listens to this all day. she's really really stupid.

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 11:05 (fourteen years ago) link

How is it that Kenny G is so, so horrible and this album so, so wonderful, and yet they are both "smooth jazz?"

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cLxnR3lIheA/R5D3GCEKoAI/AAAAAAAAAqY/hWQDoXR9sv8/s320/Picture+1.png

I turn it up when I hear the banjo (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Man, I'm not on prescription drugs right now, but I'll tell you - when I do get prescribed percoset or demerol for something, smooth jazz always feels perfect.

ljagljana (kkvgz), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 15:43 (fourteen years ago) link

They play smooth jazz in Penn Station and I FUCKING HATE WALKING FROM THE TRAIN TO THE SUBWAY BECAUSE OF IT.

(Rice Dream) (Stevie D), Wednesday, 19 May 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

three years pass...

Inspired to revive by the George Benson thread. But this thread has way more LOL.

that's not my post, Thursday, 4 July 2013 07:31 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

rough times for smooth jazz

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link

But oh oh just you wait

“That groove just sounds like the groove of smooth jazz,” Mr. Koz said of “Get Lucky,” that album’s lead single, which has sold more than a million copies. With a hope that may or may not have been forged by desperation, he added: “When I heard that record, I was like: ‘O.K., I don’t know how this happened. But it feels like the right time for this. It’s gaining momentum. We’re in the place that we should be.’ ”

only dogg forgives (Eazy), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:45 (ten years ago) link

lol Dave Koz otm

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:46 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hApx-ufwmpg

koz is otm, check out these smooth moves. daft punk can learn a thing or two from the master.

Spectrum, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link

but seriously, we're in a weird period where smooth jazz has attained a certain ehhh ... hipness. steely dan worship, vaporwave, etc. maybe we'll see the smooth cruise move from the arts section to the style section soon. dave koz will get all the hipster pussy his reed-licking lips desires.

Spectrum, Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:02 (ten years ago) link

IDK, I think "hipster" smooth jazz appreciation is still kind of a province of record nerds and not really a broader thing.

HOOS next aka won't get steened again (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 31 July 2013 03:47 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwBpGU8RY3A

example (crüt), Monday, 29 June 2015 14:59 (eight years ago) link

three years pass...

Going from an ILE thread, I was looking up High Llamas' "Go to Montecito" and then looked up other songs with Montecito in the title, and subsequently found the smoothiest smooth-jazz number from 1994, right before The Year Smooth Jazz Broke.

Dig!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTI4YeDZ4Dc

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link

but seriously, we're in a weird period where smooth jazz has attained a certain ehhh ... hipness. steely dan worship, vaporwave, etc. maybe we'll see the smooth cruise move from the arts section to the style section soon. dave koz will get all the hipster pussy his reed-licking lips desires.

― Spectrum, Wednesday, July 31, 2013 3:02 AM (five years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

When the kids conceived to and raised by smooth jazz get to college, this is what happens.

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 15:30 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

Najee- Tokyo blue

https://open.spotify.com/track/32d6ytZTye3l0B5esYV4tM

calstars, Sunday, 17 January 2021 00:02 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

https://open.spotify.com/track/77k3JZgqWuXySU6CrmAHJs?si=zzMP4OQXRCSfx0PnA2n3HA&dl_branch=1

I can’t stop listening to this Lynn cannon track!

calstars, Saturday, 8 May 2021 23:41 (three years ago) link


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