Chipotle sucks.

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Plus, Wahoo's has $1.50 beer specials every month!

luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 September 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, and yeah, the food's good, too.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 3 September 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't even want to know the fat/calorie content of burritoville's soy chorizo burritos.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 3 September 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

SOY BOMB

dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 3 September 2004 20:02 (nineteen years ago) link

so oily.. so delicious.

lauren (laurenp), Friday, 3 September 2004 20:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Once again, Ned is OTM. x post.

is there lard in there?!

You're not gonna believe this shit...real Mexican food often has lard in it! I don't know what's in the Chipotle tortilla, but soy flour can ramp up the protein count a lot.

I believe McD's sold off Chipotle ownership, not sure. Chipotle is very good though, and makes some efforts to source pork and beef from small producers. It's still fast food, not health food.

Hunter (Hunter), Friday, 3 September 2004 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

gabbneb thanks for the good links. i didnt know about those places but they close at 2:30. i have no problems with lunch, as my shifts start at 2:30, and i have the whole of the dc area to eat in before work... its just that i dont get out for another 12-14 hours, and i need something at around 9:30 to get me through the night, and it has to be carry out, and it has to be satiating and quick(if it werent for the constant physical demands of the job, i could get by with just a mixed green salad from bertuccis).

rereading this paragraph, i think fast food might be slightly inevitable, although last night i didnt eat dinner and instead saved myself until 4am for chicken kebab at the 24-hour pakistani place in crystal city. the problem with this approach is that i am eating hours after the constant stream of drinks that are inevitable at my job (especially on a slow night) (a place where leaving at 4am on a saturday night/sunday morning is considered leacing early).

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 3 September 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

aaron i don't mean to sound like yr mom but bag a lunch! a couple sandwiches in a knapsack saves yr arteries and $$ too. maybe you don't have the fridge space at work. but a yogurt cup and some baby carrots and you have a healthy nerdy meal, if not too filling.

g--ff (gcannon), Friday, 3 September 2004 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

I knew kind and wise people like Luna and Hunter would back me up. And lemme tell ya, having a Wahoo's near my apartment complex is great.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 September 2004 20:51 (nineteen years ago) link

g-ff is right. there is no excuse. i think i have an irational hatred of pre-made deli sandwiches as ten years of my life from junior kindergarten through 8th grade consisted of turkey lettuce and tomato on bread lovingly thrown together by a busy dual-earner household.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Friday, 3 September 2004 21:08 (nineteen years ago) link

You're not gonna believe this shit...real Mexican food often has lard in it!

Not necessarily. Real FLOUR TORTILLAS have lard (or, like I said, vegetable shortening) in them, but the great majority of actual, authentic Mexican food is actually supposed to be healthier than what American food is supposed to be. Mexican cooking relies a lot on grilling and spices in order to make things taste really good, and a lot of the sauces are really not that bad nutritionally.

It's when you get to the Tex-Mex type things (and when real Mexican food is prepared incorrectly, e.g. frying fajitas in tons of oil instead of just grilling them -- and yes, fajitas ARE authentic) when you run into health-oriented problems.

p.s.: I would not trust a Mexican restaurant that touts itself as "authentic" that's located anywhere aside from California, Texas, Arizona, New Mexico, Denver, or Chicago. Or possibly even Oklahoma or certain areas in Alabama or Georgia.

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 3 September 2004 21:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Then you are a fool cause there are "authentic" Mexicans all over this country.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 3 September 2004 21:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Sure, fine, call me a fool. Whatev. Though I doubt we've REALLY spread ALL throughout the country. Maybe there's enough throughout to where one or two families live in an area, but not enough to make a living and vibrant community. (This is based on 2002 census data, BTW. I'm not unwilling to believe the data's changed since then.)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 3 September 2004 21:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Dee is so totally OTM.

People seriously need to get over their lard fear.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 3 September 2004 22:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Additionally any restaurant that touts its "authenticity" is to be viewed with suspicion.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 3 September 2004 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Mexicans are the third largest hispanic community in NYC.

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 3 September 2004 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

(a city with eight million people and a LOT of hispanics)

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 3 September 2004 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't dig on swine, that's all.
I came close to becoming a muslim and that's the only part that stuck.

tremendoidorangeblazer, Friday, 3 September 2004 22:41 (nineteen years ago) link

and Mexican Town, Detroit?

Kim (Kim), Friday, 3 September 2004 22:45 (nineteen years ago) link

There are large populations of Mexicans in both urban (Minneapolis) and rural (Willmar) Minnesota.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 3 September 2004 22:55 (nineteen years ago) link

uh, not for nothing, but i sort of can't believe you guys are shocked, SHOCKED, that burritos are calorie-laden. i mean, jeez, the ones at burritoville usually have more than a pound of food inside!!

maura (maura), Saturday, 4 September 2004 00:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Takeout food in not being healthy, shocka. Seriously, if you dont know whats in it (cos you didn't make it), it is bound to vbe overprocessed and tarted up with fats and sugars, if only to extend shelflife.

I mostly make my own food. I admit I love my cream and cheese but at least I know how much and where its gone.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 4 September 2004 00:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Chipotle chicken and black bean, no Sour Cream, no Cheese, 1/2 medium corn, 1/2 hot, plus lechuga-- whew, that's love...

Wahoo Combo 2 blackened fish extra salsa and rice-- that's lust.

I don't really think of them as Mexican food though.

Chipotle's first ever joint is about two blocks from the law building at DU, so I get that a lot more frequently than Wahoos. No complaints.

Hunter (Hunter), Saturday, 4 September 2004 01:20 (nineteen years ago) link

The old PBS slogan IS right -- you CAN learn something every day. ;)

(Thanks for the OTM-ing, Chris. You're probably as big an expert on this cuisine as I am.)

Mexicans are the third largest hispanic community in NYC.

See, I was ALMOST going to mention NYC, but thought otherwise because I didn't think the Mexican-American representation was going to be all that much. (I know there are a TON of Latinos in NYC, but I always think they're mostly of Dominican, Puerto Rican, Cuban, or South American extraction, so it's kinda cool to know the makeup of this ethnic category is changing in America's largest city. Thanks for the information!)

And I didn't know Detroit or Minneapolis/Wilmar had heavy concentrations of Chicanos. Okay. This must mean that the obvious, i.e. the Latino populations in MI and MN are pretty much concentrated in the large cities and surrounding suburbs of the two states. (And if I were ever to live in Detroit or Minneapolis and felt homesick, I'd be able to satiate that homesickness temporarily through the power of food.)

(BTW, we just recently got our first three local Chipotle Grills in. There's one close to the house I'd been wanting to try out, out of pure curiosity. Though not anytime soon, since I had a filling bowl of fideo and beans for dinner tonight.)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 4 September 2004 02:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Wahoo Combo 2 blackened fish extra salsa and rice-- that's lust.

YOU ARE A WISE MAN.

I don't really think of them as Mexican food though.

It's a classically American story, I think -- son of immigrants becomes a surfer dude, parties down with friends in Baja, gets hooked on fish tacos and wonders what he can do about it. Wing Lam, hero.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 September 2004 02:28 (nineteen years ago) link

A Chipotle just opened here and I tried their barbacoa burrito. It was okay; it tasted like a burrito. Probably won't be going back any time soon though, esp. since I'm within walking distance of really outstanding burritos (for the same price).

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 4 September 2004 06:59 (nineteen years ago) link

There's a fantastic little mexican joint (cheap, delicious, with a great salsa bar) right down the street from a Chipotle near here, and yet the Chipotle is usually pretty busy while the other place seems to be hanging on by a thread. I think it's mainly because Chipotle is dressed up nicer. "This place looks like it doesn't even *need* my business."

oops (Oops), Saturday, 4 September 2004 07:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I...kind of like Chipotle.

adam. (nordicskilla), Saturday, 4 September 2004 07:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Adam, you have no excuse. The bay area has the best burritos in the world.

mikef (mfleming), Saturday, 4 September 2004 09:35 (nineteen years ago) link

This admission from Adam makes me want to claim that *I* was the one who stole the passport. Ban this man from reentry! (Note: I love you.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 September 2004 12:47 (nineteen years ago) link

Dee, there is indeed a huge Mexican presence in Minneapolis but only in the last seven or so years have the restaurants founded by new arrivals been a force in local dining choices of underpaid hipsters, who are equally enamored of the Vietnamese diners.

suzy (suzy), Saturday, 4 September 2004 13:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think McDonald's ever owned more than 10% of Chipotle. I also think the post upthread was correct in that McDonald's has since divested of what little it owned as part of its effort to strengthen its traditional hamburgers and fries brand.

Personally, I like Chipotle. I don't see how people can quibble about notions of authenticy anyway, when, if memory serves, burritos aren't even Mexican. I always thought their origin was American, by the border.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Saturday, 4 September 2004 16:13 (nineteen years ago) link

From Ilan Stavans' and Lalo Alcaraz's brilliant book Latino USA, which should be required reading by everyone -- page 97:

"In the 1950's, spicy food began to appear in the mainstream American diet for the first time. Salsa, burritos, nachoes, tequila, tacos....Many of these dishes were Tex-Mex inventions. In Mexico, only people in Durango knew what a burrito was. It was a locals-only treat."

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 September 2004 16:17 (nineteen years ago) link

i can believe that - my grandfather used to refer to EVERY mexican dish as a 'taco'.

cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 4 September 2004 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

except tamales for some reason

cinniblount (James Blount), Saturday, 4 September 2004 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

For him maybe tamales were soft tacos.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 4 September 2004 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

wait wait wait I wouldn't actively seek out Chipotle, but I wouldn't kick it out of bed.

Spencer totally owns this thread, btw. Brilliant.

adam. (nordicskilla), Saturday, 4 September 2004 17:27 (nineteen years ago) link

authentic Mexican-American vs authentic Mexican

oops (Oops), Saturday, 4 September 2004 23:14 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
I work next to one :(

adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Chipotle?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

yes.

adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:33 (nineteen years ago) link

Everyone in my office eats it for lunch...and they are so skinny.

adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:33 (nineteen years ago) link

The L is silent (heh).

The one in Brooklyn Heights is about the only decent, cheap food to be had on weekends... And their guac is very good.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

It's that or Subway!

adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:34 (nineteen years ago) link

The one in Brooklyn Heights is about the only decent, cheap food to be had on weekends

not true! how about a salad or sandwich from garden of eden or lassen & hennigs? also, my little pizzeria on court street makes a serious slice.

hockey family (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i like chipotle...it's all the food you need for a whole day!

M@tt He1geson (Matt Helgeson), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:40 (nineteen years ago) link

i ate lunch at kapadokya (the turkish resto on montague st) today. lentil soup, a pisterma appetizer, and a basket of hot pita bread = $9. very good, too.

hockey family (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:40 (nineteen years ago) link

i really don't like it when ppl say chip-ol-tee.

g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:44 (nineteen years ago) link

same here.

hockey family (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:54 (nineteen years ago) link

reminds me of an architecture teacher i once had who kept pronouncing "cupola" as "cupelo" (like "tupelo").

hockey family (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:56 (nineteen years ago) link

lol

Woman who assaulted Chipotle worker sentenced to fast food job for two months

(Judge) Gilligan told Hayne she could cut off 60 days in jail if she agreed to work at least 20 hours per week at a fast-food restaurant for two months.

Hayne accepted.

In court, Hayne apologised and tried to explain the rationale behind her screaming at the Chipotle worker, 26-year-old Emily Russell.

"If I showed you how my food looked and how my food looked a week later from that same restaurant, it's disgusting looking," Hayne said, according to WJW.

"I bet you won't be happy with the food you are going to get in the jail," Mr Gilligan quipped.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:02 (four months ago) link

a 3 hour trial

a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 18:11 (four months ago) link


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