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Was it the deal with some guy who had hooked up with Artie's sister? (I was half asleep)

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:22 (eighteen years ago) link

i didnt know he was native american!

― 2, Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

yah it was a pretty great show two days ago. one of the "hottest superfan" contestants was getting hassled by the crew. they were calling her a prostitue and stuff and she was taking it pretty well but then she blurted out that her boyfriend slept with Artie's sister. Artie did a complete 180. he just stood up and was silent for about 20 mins being really weird and staring at the guy. then it got into this whole thing about how he should leave the show and he has movies to do and all this stuff. alot of insecurities came out, not only on Artie's part but also on Howard's. i guess you should read the show summary for a better description than mine.

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:06 (eighteen years ago) link

no artie again today :/

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 29 July 2005 09:05 (eighteen years ago) link

His DVD is horrible, horrible, horrible.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Sunday, 7 August 2005 23:45 (eighteen years ago) link

you're lucky i wana see it

― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 8 August 2005 01:53 (eighteen years ago) link

I netflixed it. It makes me feel less sorry for him.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 8 August 2005 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

As of tonight in Hartford, Artie is officially "off the wagon" after 93 days of sobriety.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Sunday, 18 September 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

awwww

― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 18 September 2005 14:53 (eighteen years ago) link

that's too bad. i'm assuming that his lifestyle & friends weren't the greatest upholders of a sober life...

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 18 September 2005 18:21 (eighteen years ago) link

what was up with his voice on friday?

― the son of dean cameron (dr g), Sunday, 18 September 2005 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

It was bound to happen...

― 57 7th (calstars), Monday, 19 September 2005 00:00 (eighteen years ago) link

hes going to catch hell on monday

― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 19 September 2005 00:08 (eighteen years ago) link

did anyone hear howard this morning? did artie catch hell?

― JD from CDepot, Monday, 19 September 2005 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

i heard it from 7-9 PST and they didn't mention it at all

― the son of dean cameron (dr g), Monday, 19 September 2005 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Well, that's it, isn't it?

I already have XM in my car, and probably can't afford both systems...

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I bought sirius for my boyfriend a few months ago so he's set. I would not, though, tape the rest of the show for him once he left for work. He even told his boss he'd be in a little late today. ::shakes head::

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I think i can get the entire show from my usual torrent source(tho that's not stopping me from trying to listen thru heavy static on my shitty walkman).

How's the Howard 100 stuff?

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

howard 100 is for true fans only. I'm often subjected to it during car rides and it's mostly serious sounding news reports about minor wack-packers. the interview with his parents was nice though.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051216/ap_on_en_ot/stern_s_last_day

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20051216/capt.ny11212160650.sterns_last_day_ny112.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=3AG4tnYep_84oXyg2ZpUfw--

I'm trying to find a good crowd shot:

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20051216/i/r3238295892.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=vBLakpY18t13uOeLKkGBKA--

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20051216/i/r224359977.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=hqaWGJuDuW1HifizzDXZjw--

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

that's insane.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

WHAT WILL HE BITCH ABOUT ON SIRIUS?!?!?!

He's going to have to cut his show down to an hour or two due to lack of things to bitch about (and lack of commercials, too, right?).

― Der, Friday, 16 December 2005 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link

There are always things to bitch about -- this board is living proof.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe someone should send Howard a link.

― Der, Friday, 16 December 2005 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Artie has been killing on Sirius. I think he's a genius. I love you, Artie.

― shadeball (chaki), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 07:00 (eighteen years ago) link

How so? I haven't taken the time to d/l any of the shows after the first one...

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:58 (eighteen years ago) link

arr you pirate! don't be downloading ditch the XM and get with sirius.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

can't.

shit's built into the car(which I have 'til december), and I needs my bob edwards show in the morning(today's subject: MERLE HAGGARD)

― kingfish has gene rayburn's mic (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:04 (eighteen years ago) link

you can download the stern show?

this thread makes me want to see dirty work again.

― |l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l|l| (eman), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:09 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artie_Lange

Trivia
Was arrested for attempted robbery. Handed a bank teller a note demanding cash as a goof and walked out. He said that he did it because he thought the teller was really cute.
Was arrested for assaulting a police officer.
Was addicted to cocaine.
Was an alcoholic.
Once dated a prostitute for several weeks.
Stated on February 16, 2006, on air, that he has been with "about fifty" prostitutes. He then said "It's cheaper than a real date".
Once snorted heroin up his nose, mistaking it for cocaine.
Once snorted cocaine off of a key while driving around Los Angeles in a pig costume.
In May of 2004, KLAS TV reported him dead, and everyone believed the story.
One time, Artie was high on angel dust and booze while at a McDonalds, and hassled the manager about how Mayor McCheese was actually a woman. Artie claimed that that was a good thing, because then he could eat her and have sex with her at the same time.
Once while driving, he ate so many Philly cheesesteak sandwiches that he had to pull over and vomit. That night, he tried to have sex with his girlfriend Dana.
One night, he was out on the balcony with his girlfriend, and said "You know what would make this even better? A sausage and peppers sandwich."

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 13 March 2006 11:12 (eighteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

Artie's story about his uncle, who's old an infirm and watches TV all day -- Artie sees his uncle and asks him, 'What's with this show Buffy the Vampire Slayer?' Uncle replies, 'Jew broad fights Draculas.'

― def zep (calstars), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 00:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I was glad that Howard called him. Isolation, especially with someone with an addictive personality like Artie, can be really horrible.
-- On the bass, 57 7th, he wrote this (midlothian...), June 10th, 2005 5:29 PM. (calstars)

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how long has he been missing?
-- something about a tarantula coming out of a coconut (power....), June 10th, 2005 5:31 PM. (deangulberry)

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week or so
-- oops (don'temailmenicelady...), June 10th, 2005 5:32 PM. (Oops)

so now we know he was trying to get of heroin during this time btw.

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

One time, Artie was high on angel dust and booze while at a McDonalds, and hassled the manager about how Mayor McCheese was actually a woman. Artie claimed that that was a good thing, because then he could eat her and have sex with her at the same time.

hahahahahahahaha

― stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 00:43 (seventeen years ago) link

man his story about binge eating in the middle of the night this morning made me depressed for him....

― ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

he's really really huge right now :/

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 01:05 (seventeen years ago) link

meanwhile, and this probably won't make things better, Howard just made another $83M in stock since business for Sirius has been so brisk.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i do appreciate artie lange but beer league was horrible. much worse than dirty work.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link

maybe not the best place to ask: is there any way to download the entire 9-11 show? morbid curiosity i guess...

― ryan (ryan), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

it's probably on isohunt

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 03:58 (seventeen years ago) link

CD bootlegs of the 9/11 show are usually on ebay.
search result

― Mike Dixn (Mike Dixon), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 04:54 (seventeen years ago) link

try the howard stern thread on bco

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 05:02 (seventeen years ago) link

you used to be able to find it on Kazaa

or perhaps any other service

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 05:10 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/01_24177.jpg

lol

― chaki, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://howardstern.com/dtcms/img/RS-Artie-Scan-1.jpg
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/img/RS-Artie-Scan-2.jpg
http://howardstern.com/dtcms/img/RS-Artie-Scan-3.jpg

― calstars, Thursday, 6 September 2007 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link

My favorite line is, 'Thick forest of bullshit and chaos.' (!)

― calstars, Thursday, 6 September 2007 00:16 (sixteen years ago) link

that whole letter is sorta eloquent

― ryan, Thursday, 6 September 2007 00:23 (sixteen years ago) link

somehow it sounded worse when howard read it on air

― jeff, Thursday, 6 September 2007 00:37 (sixteen years ago) link

ass baby

― johnny crunch, Thursday, 6 September 2007 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I like his stationery.

― The Yellow Kid, Thursday, 6 September 2007 03:13 (sixteen years ago) link

dana got it for him

― chaki, Thursday, 6 September 2007 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link

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― calstars, Thursday, 9 November 2023 12:57 (five months ago) link

This is a clip of Artie telling a story about Norm MacDonald and Matthew Perry to Gilbert Gottfried. Of those 4, only Artie is still with us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kf9D1Sos10

― Chris L, Friday, 10 November 2023 14:28 (five months ago) link

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