― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:51 (nineteen years ago) link
'UZI LOVER'
― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:57 (nineteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 11:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:05 (nineteen years ago) link
The car discussion!
― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:10 (nineteen years ago) link
Kids today, sassenfrassen...
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:14 (nineteen years ago) link
The black neighbours sketch is hilarious
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link
― de, Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:16 (nineteen years ago) link
(Pre-dated Gervais by years)
― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:26 (nineteen years ago) link
Also I'm assuming this thread will be politely deleted after we're done.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link
and i think collaterlie sisters is so hot!
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link
― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:30 (nineteen years ago) link
but i love being able to watch steve coogan AND chris morris at the same time.
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:32 (nineteen years ago) link
All three AP series have showcased different Alans, and the radio shows were also different -- nothing wrong with that.
― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link
"No, I'm 34."
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:35 (nineteen years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:49 (nineteen years ago) link
Search - The Chris Morris Show on Radio One.
― Lynskey (Lynskey), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:50 (nineteen years ago) link
MAN: I shall indeed.
MORRIS: Grasp the candle.
MAN: Sorry?
MORRIS: And bang on.
MAN: And bang on. [Starts reading] I would like to complain about the entirely slack monitoring of the shape of broadcasters' mouths. As a recruitment officer, I know it is a simple matter when appointing staff to filter out those with unusual or disgusting mouths at the interview stage. Yet our screens are plagued with the likes Gavin Estlar, whose mouth is not only so ill-governed it looks like it is trying to escape from his face, but is grotesquely lopsided. A balanced view from that? In a chimp's cock. Surely the time has come for the BBC to face up to this demoralising assault and sack anyone... [turns the page] ...whose mouth does not conform to a reasonable standard. Perhaps mine. Point at mouth. Regular, neat and I've had the stretch marks dealt with. Do it or I'll ram you up your own... fudge tunnels? Thank you.
― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:54 (nineteen years ago) link
Don't teach your grandmother to *blank* eggs.
― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:54 (nineteen years ago) link
"When planes taxi, is it because they want to sniff the terminal?"
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 12:59 (nineteen years ago) link
― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:01 (nineteen years ago) link
That'll be why it wasn't as good as the earlier ones then. Bring Back Baynham!
― Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― ENRQ (Enrique), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:08 (nineteen years ago) link
great reagan era news schtick. i'd love to see what how it translates today.
― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 13:09 (nineteen years ago) link
:)
― imago, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link
Something poetic about Chris Morris slowly morphing into Victor Lewis Smith
― whoa is me (stevie), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:48 (five years ago) link