your terrible ideas

an internet-wide version of Craigslist's Missed Connections, where people could attempt to revive their old usenet/ilx/myspace/twitter romances.

what happened to you, xxxmandeegurl1987? we were tight in the AOL Cool People Only chatroom in ~2001-2003, but then you just disappeared! hit me up (it's me jeremyxcore4986)."

Terrifying to contemplate.

A hip-hop song where the vocals are sampled from Newman and Baddiel's 'History Today' sketches.

A giant push button on the back of a bus, so that people who are running to catch the bus can hit the button to let the driver know that they're there.

I like that. It needs to be lolhueg though.

a small button next to every seat inside the bus that will block the signal from the lolhueg button in the back so that the driver won't stop

the bus is really not supposed to stop for those people, and if it's a line that runs like every 5-10 minutes (as opposed to every hour or something), I really don't blame a bus driver for not doing so. One dude who is late doesn't get to gum up the entire bus system. It's like the people who run for a leaving subway and then jam up the doors and hold them for their five friends coming down the stairs.

lol

a rap crew called Young Cassius with DJ Market Horatio whose signature airhorn -we on the track- sample are clips of Marlon Brando as Caesar and Hamlet saying "Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look... Mark it, Horatio!"

prob also belongs in http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=82861&action=showall&bookmarkedmessageid=4911739

a drama about a cannibal who masturbates to zombie movies

The wanking dead?

nice.

'Bacoin' - a combined cryptocurrency / bacon product.

I still think about my Clint Eastwood chris tucker movie idea a lot

depression-style parody of Blurred Lines called "Bread Lines"

a fake twitter feed of a racist stripper named Belle_Curve

"ass, sass and spss"

My four part plan:

• Moon at the Pope
• Pope at the Moon
• Poop on the Moon
• Poop on the Pope

liking this

log into runescape! =(

A guitar controller for Guitar Hero / Rock Band that's double necked like Jimmy Page's Gibson SG.

I think that exists

gnocchi restaurant called Potatios

I had an incredibly stupid moment earlier where I was unable to parse the big Jimmy Buffet sticker on the back of an SUV and couldn't understand what PARRO THEAD meant. The rest of my ride home I imagined this into a black metal Jimmy Buffet cover band led by a guy in corpse paint wearing a black and white hawaiian shirt and grass skirt, with coconut shell skulls, etc.

Commercial for a Pizza Hut pizza called "Meatlovers Supreme" where the name of the pizza is sung to the tune of "A Love Supreme"

meat love supreme
meat love supreme
meat love supreme

with necessary "halal supreme" truthers

throneo: an app that connects you with people in your area who will carry you to your destination in a palanquin

Convincing Black Box Recorder to reform and by the UK's entry in next year's Eurovision.

pizza-themed Average White Band group called Average White Pie. "Pick up the Pizzas" obvs.

All women Can cover band called Cannes (this has probably already happened)

Hyphy Ructose Corn Syrup

Film set in the East Bay in the early 2000s about two friends who chance upon a winning formula for an industrial agricultural sweetener.

The Jim Rome Circus Sideshow

Shut Up and Dance comeback single called "Vaping I'm Vaping"

A funeral directors called 'It's Your Funeral'

A bar called "The Thirteenth Step"
― I'm sure Ebay has some wicked pog collections (forksclovetofu), Thursday, November 11, 2010 3:22 PM

well you were right about it being a terrible idea.

thank you.

A funeral directors called 'It's Your Funeral'

― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Monday, June 2, 2014 2:58 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I laughed a lot at this one.

It reminds me *ahem* of one of my own terrible ideas, a "For Dummies" style series of introductory manuals called "What Part of ____ Don't You Understand?!"

Shut Up and Dance comeback single called "Vaping I'm Vaping"

Yes! And the cover should be an update of:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQzzPGxMiLLaa_cRCxxLWCIUJyRMOLGgKWylvRzioT4e3Tr3uBgUw

that man is afraid of those swords. He is holding them very gingerly.

he's a dancer not a fighter

Is the one guy's name Shut Up and the other guy Dance?

that is Shut and Dance. Up died in 1990. Dance, Before the Police Come is about the controversial circumstances of Up's death.

No Dancing, Just Shut Up

Mr Up's Nightmare

a TV drama about a middle-aged guy whose family desert him and in a fit of depression he sets out to self-spoil every DVD boxed set he owns

'Cardies in Cardies' - a blog/tumblr of pictures of all the people who've played Cardassians in Star Trek, wearing cardigans.