RIP Justin Bieber

aw

I hope he washes his hands.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/03/18/justin-bieber-banksy-tattoo-graffiti-artist_n_4984389.html

http://i.imgur.com/hn95XGE.jpg

mitchell and ness make hats that say mitchell and ness, crazy world

Justin Biber visits controversial Yasukuni Shrine in Japan.

http://i.imgur.com/uQ56OwL.png

namaste

lollll

lmao

also he got detained coming through LAX yesterday, though the story oddly didn't get a lot of traction

“so-called Canadian famous singer.”

Yeah, I don't believe he's actually Canadian either!

2011-era justin caught on tape making n-word joke; suspicious chunk of internet biebs-haters suddenly VERY CONCERNED about his right to free speech.

non-tumblr whites

This is the only racist joke I know (although with a slightly better set-up). The only time I've ever told it was to a black coworker who asked me to tell the most racist joke I knew. Glad it wasn't one of the jokes that is actually in my repertoire that got put on full blast on TMZ and Gawker. "Kicks are for Trids" and "The Brick" seem safe for now.

Damn little man.

I want to know which longstanding member of his entourage/inner circle he offended and what the precipitating event was because someone has been sitting on this jive for a REALLY long time

that link says tmz was sitting on it

o wait nm

Justin Biber visits controversial Yasukuni Shrine in Japan.

in other news, bieber stays at bed & breakfast next door to Auschwitz, tells proprietor, "I like the view"

lollll i knew about that tape since it happened via friends in the biz

that link says tmz brimstead was sitting on it

i was sitting on the tape but didnt realize, it was stuck to my ass

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/07/10/wheels-of-justice-turn-quickly-in-bieber-egg-case/
love that url

Poor little dude.

Eventually he's really going to die and you all will feel bad.

hmm... nope

That should have been "baby, baby, baby...nope!"

Oh, wait, *Justin* Bieber? I was thinking about someone else. No, no one will be sad when he dies.

A million new .gifs born last night.

“So, uh, I actually don’t feel comfortable unless I’m in my Calvin’s so…is that cool?” he asked as the booing began.

I may die first, from lols

His tale is like a sexy version of Pinocchio

“Go on, darling,” Stone said as Bieber quickly took off his jacket, shoes, pants and shirt until he was just in his aforementioned Calvin’s. The boos only increased. It was awkward.

“Is that better?” he asked when it was mercifully over.

“So much, thank you Justin,” Stone assured him. The duo then introduced Rita Ora’s performance.

Went with my younger daughter on a field trip the library with her class of 2nd and 1st graders. The librarian was explaining to them all the cool things you could check out. Elephant & Piggie book? Hooray! Charlotte's Web? Yay! Frozen DVD? Huge cheers. Justin Bieber CD? Loud, universal boos.

When you lose the six and seven year olds, you've lost the war.

Nice.

John Waters likes him.

So do I, pretty much.

My brother's first grader likes this girl. At dinner, he announced to everyone that he is mad at Justin Bieber. This is because the girl he likes is a fan.

The kindergartener says, "I have an idea. We should kidnap Justin Bieber and kill him."

RIP Justin Bieber.

lol jeez

well, how inevitable

http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/20/entertainment/feat-justin-bieber-comedy-central-roast/

oh no

He is not getting roasted like with fire lol,they are just gonna make jokes about him #BieberRoast
— justin bieber (@biebslikeme) January 20, 2015

ew this is a terrible idea and a sad attempt to claw back toward relevance

drake is next in line surely

drake roast wld be soo uncomfortable w him trying to the extreme to be a great sport aboot it

would be worth it for nicki minaj's turn

"Selena Gomez is dating men now" (Jeff Ross) made me chuckle

http://i.imgur.com/b9giaTI.png

Eh. Natasha Leggero, Jeff Ross and that SNL kid each got in a few good ones. Hannibal Buress, whose stand-up I like, could have used a few more actual jokes. As usual, the non-comedians came off as strained; Martha Stewart talking dirty is just the discount version of Bea Arthur's great appearance at the Pamela Anderson roast years ago. Will Ferrel remains the least amusing human being on the planet.

https://twitter.com/JeremyBieber/status/652506486124449792

lol i came here to post that, with the reasoning that if i can't unsee it neither should anyone else

idgi