God I know the fact that HuffPo is essentially a tabloid at this point is common knowledge, but this is even more mind-numbingly stupid than usual. a fucking 14 year old could pick holes in this "comedy did-u-kno" piece:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/14/brutally-honest-st-patricks-day-facts_n_4957861.html
― Neanderthal, Monday, 17 March 2014 16:27 (ten years ago) link