GTFO rolling worst music of 2014

I carpool with three other dudes and one of the guys is way into Kongos and basically only plays them when its his week. But the other guys love that band now too and they all bought the album and rave about it :(((((((

Bring this along when it's your week.

http://www.hipgnosiscovers.com/images/496_kongos_lp_us_front.jpg

The Chainsmokers' song is becoming a hit. Singles Jukebox gets to it next week. Its score will be epic.

#spoilers #butprobablynotreally

Is The Singles Jukebox going ot get around to reviewing the latest Hedley single, which is terrible yet is currently at #9 in Canada?

Don't know that I've heard that one yet, but I'll take any opportunity to give Hedley a much-deserved shit-kicking.

that whole stomp-campfire microgenre is my least favorite thing in a while

The Chainsmokers' song is becoming a hit.

― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, March 14, 2014

a big hit, i bet.

Don't know that I've heard that one yet, but I'll take any opportunity to give Hedley a much-deserved shit-kicking.

This is the one I'm talking about:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjkJ9-pAXHY

Apologies on behalf of most of my fellow Canadians for Hedley.

the video's a million times worse than the song, which isn't that bad (?)

Yeah, this is the first Hedley song to not be outright unlistenable and just be merely inoffensive.

I vote for Hedley whenever applicable on my Juno ballots

So I only knew that Kongos song from the chorus/hook part that was featured heavily (and I thought, effectively) in the trailers for Leo Carax's Holy Motors last year. The whole song taken together is just...man. Fuckin' accordions.

resolved: "the chainsmokers" and "#selfie" are outstanding names for a band and song, respectively, in 2014.

Tuneyards Water Fountain

Never heard them before but this keeps popping up and its very irritating

yeah, i love that track so far and there's a dedicated thread.
tUnE-yArDs
not that we can't discuss here of course

that fucking crouching tiger future islands shit on my fackebooks

oh no, no need to discuss for me just hope i never hear it again

more like PoO-iN-yArDs

found this a a couple weeks ago, video slightly nsfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2BYmmTI04I

"she looks so perfect standing there in my american apparel underwear"

LOL A+

that whole stomp-campfire microgenre is my least favorite thing in a while

― goole, Saturday, March 15, 2014 3:04 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

took two months for this thread to j_mp the sh_rk

ok holy SHIT @ that 5 Seconds of Summer video..... I'm going to the store, I need a drink

I mean, I thought Chainsmokers was pretty terrible, but it's at least a kind of terrible that makes sense to me...?

also, I am very amused that the 5 Seconds of Summer youtube comments appear to consist entirely of haters labeling them a 'boy band' & teen girls refuting the allegation with "nuh-uh, they play their own instruments!!!" -- is rockism returning thru the back door?!

I saw no indication in the minute of that video I got through before self-loathing set in that they can play the instruments the props department supplied for them.

might also be a candidate for Songs in which the speaker is unwilling or unable to make consistent use of personal pronouns , given the idiotic way the chorus shifts from "she looks so perfect" to "your lipstick"/"your name"/"your ripped skinny jeans"

Video's p hot tho

it would be hotter if the band appeared in women's underwear

I ws thinking it'd be hotter if they didn't appear at all, but either way'd be fine

It is very post-Blink 182/Sum 41.

the idiotic way the chorus shifts from "she looks so perfect" to "your lipstick"/"your name"/"your ripped skinny jeans"

I watched a Stevie Nicks/Dave Stewart doc the other night on Netflix, and she said Lindsey gave her total hell about doing this in one of the songs on Say You Will.

heh. I've not gotten into Fleetwood Mac beyond the singles, but if I ever decide to start, Team Lindsey all the way

5 Seconds of Summer welcome dancing to their songs from fans of all sizes

the 5 seconds of summer song is a legitimate hit now in AUS

5 seconds of down-under

https://twitter.com/AZaeProduction

Make that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4tNz8QrHN4

Straight up shoot out between tuneyards and anything mnek related

Of course there is much worse but luckily I didn't hear it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J7n9mDIGD4

He never recovered after being dumped by Kelly Bundy.

Shit. I'd rather watch Corey Haim's "video diary" again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fotef2wT9wI

she on my surfboard board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board board

Technically from last year, but it's just started to pick up airplay now and wow, is it terrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92XVwY54h5k

If you could travel back in time and kill the members of Moss Icon, would you?

"I liked it better when my car had sound." [Shaves head, annoyed]
You mean it's not satirical?!

Ugh. I remember being exposed to this song last year when I accidentally heard it on the soundcloud page that Janelle Monae's QUEEN was put on.