Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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So, do you come here often?

― Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 25 August 2004 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link

michael white is the winner.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 August 2004 10:18 (nineteen years ago) link

'cowabunga', or 'hey, you guys' a la Goonies.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 26 August 2004 10:45 (nineteen years ago) link

ay carumba

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 26 August 2004 10:47 (nineteen years ago) link

there was that Sex In the City where the guy would yell out, "You fucking Bitch, y-y-you fucking Whore!!!"

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 26 August 2004 16:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Shouldn't those IP addresses in the initial post be removed?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:09 (nineteen years ago) link

(NB: That was not something to say at the moment of climax.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

(you big liar)

FIX UP LOOK SHARP

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG, Dan, you'd have to say it in Dizzee's voice, too.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Well DUH.

(nb The above is not in responce to jaymc)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:17 (nineteen years ago) link

You could always say it in Big Bird's voice.

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:19 (nineteen years ago) link

YOUR...BODY...IS...A...WONDERLAND!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:25 (nineteen years ago) link

wheeeeee!!!!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

"It's Okay! I Found it!"

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

THE JUICE IS LOOSE!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

"dry your eyes."

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

"...here, use this sock."

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

YOU'RE FIT BUT YOU KNOOOOOWWW IT

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"GAME OVER MAN!! GAME OVER!!"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link

"i think i felt a cyst in there"

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

which is not funny. and i know it.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

that's fucking disgusting.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

MISSISSIPPI, BITCH!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

CUMMA CUMMA CUMMA CUMMA CUMMA CHAMELEON

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:42 (nineteen years ago) link

I come and go-oooooh.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

"You're about to graduate Some-a Cum-a Loud-a."

― n.a. (Nick A.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

INSIDE OUTSIDE RAH RAH RAH

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

The extra "o" is for orgasm, bitch! Stron-GOO!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:45 (nineteen years ago) link

i feel guilty about mine above... so i realized that the obvious response from the
girl (or boy, i suppose) would be:

oh. no... don't sweat it... that's not a cyst. that's a spare key.

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

RAISE YOUR STANDARDS!

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

What have I
What have I
What have I done to deserve this?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

BUT I STILLLLLL HAVEN'T FOUUUUUND WHAT I'M LOOKING FORRRRRR!!!!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

moral or comedic standards?

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

CARPE SEMEN

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:54 (nineteen years ago) link

OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

I wasn't talking about you, it's just one of those "things Alex in NYC might say" type quotes.

xx-post

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

"Damn! I forgot to put the hidden camera on!"

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 17:57 (nineteen years ago) link

*insert typical DJ Martian "list of 1000 albums" post here*

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

OPRAHUMAUMAOPRAHOPRAHUMAUMAOPRAHOPRAHUMAUMAOPRAH!!!

― n.a. (Nick A.), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Oprah?

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Mamase Mamasa Ma Makusa

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Hakuna Matata

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

parti, kuramo, fiesta, forevah

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

See, it's all in the wrist.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Tom bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo Jumbo.
Way to parti' o we goin'
Oh, Jambali.
Tom bo li de say de moi ya
Yeah, Jambo Jumbo!

― Harold Media (kenan), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

"we represent the lollipop kids. the lollipop kids. the lollipop kids."

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:15 (nineteen years ago) link

"I've been fucking your pussy quite regularly so I reckon I could well be in."

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:22 (nineteen years ago) link

"drums"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Go ahead, spunk, make my day.

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:25 (nineteen years ago) link

"Fire in the Taco Bell!!"

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 26 August 2004 18:27 (nineteen years ago) link

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