Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

Obviously completely ruling out outdoor activities wouldn't work for me or almost anyone (for inst I kind of refuse to date someone who refuses to ride a bike, because the logistics are just too annoying), but I like the admission.

I do not give a flying fuck what your enneagram is.

My myers briggs is IH8U

I'm just glad Amelie doesn't turn up as every woman's favorite film anymore.

Ohhh boy.

i saw a girl on tinder the other day who's tagline was "I'll spare you the Marilyn Monroe quotes" and i swooned for a sec

yeah jesus where did that even come from

meyers-briggs
REALLY INTO podcasts, but especially radiolab
more than half photos are yoga
any outdoor yoga photos
pursuing improv (don't mind if they've done it once, v magnanimous of me i know)

you guys must know a lot of bad "comedy people"

stand-up is ok, improv is not ok, that's how i break it down to an extent

yoga is such a tough call

xp ha weird. i look it like improv/sketch people are largely doofuses, but you gotta be a real asshole to keep doing standup

yeah improv's popularity is one of the things that makes me confused about america

christian

I've seen so many pictures of Machu Picchu in profiles I'm beginning to think I live there.

^^

back from college out east

alt., back from brooklyn

"i'm kind of a nomad"

i always wanted to date a woman who lived in a tent

Oh sorry, yeah, I guess "improv" is the preferred terminology although I'm not even sure what the differences are among improv, stand-up, and sketch comedy (please do not take this as a request to have them explained to me).

xp lol

actual thing said to me on a date: "it wasn't like a tent, it was more like a yurt"

I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY, at least you'd get the opportunity to use the word "yurt" which is the funniest word ever invented and so fun to say.

she taught yoga fyi

how did she fit all the students in the yurt

Yoga in a yurt, it's too much, stop this giggle spasm immediately.

http://i.imgur.com/0gROKh2.jpg

loooooooool

I mean I'm into yurts as low-impact, low-cost housing but also c'mon.

I'm into yurts

― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, March 13, 2014 3:35 PM

worst surfing class ever

"i'm kind of a nomad" would be about 800 times more acceptable than "i'm kind of a gypsy"

'my people follow the buffalo'

"i'm kind of a nomad" = has at least read some deleuze

Nhex strangely otm about improv vs standup.

caek, GOOD improv is the foundation of nearly all the best comedy in North America in the last 50+ years. Standup is largely a source of bad sitcoms.

All this talk of yoga and yurts has given me yogurt cravings

There's a terrible crossover marketing opportunity in there somewhere.

improv in a yurt

improvurting

I can't

wouldn't mind seeing people provide keywords from my profile that instantly turned them off, although I'm not sure how you'd gather that data.

its and immediate turn-off for me when anyone who self-identifies as a "photographer" only has photos that are bad/cellphone selfies etc

― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, March 13, 2014 6:07 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

caek, GOOD improv is the foundation of nearly all the best comedy in North America in the last 50+ years. Standup is largely a source of bad sitcoms.

― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, March 13, 2014 4:39 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

right, but north america could make good comedy without a mandatory improv-based apprenticeship.

and false dichotomy: i obviously hide and block standups too.

xp "frequently annoying"
"community-building"
"cigarettes"
"potato chips"
"patriarchy"

Although the hottest guy I've yet been on a date with said he wrote me BECAUSE of the feminist content, so that's nice.

"i'm not like other girls"

Oh I just remembered, I got this gem of a message the other day, unbidden:

"i am guessing you grew up in the states, you are interesting but that might be the deal breaker"

lol oh man that's the kind of thing my ex would say, long diatribes about how terrible American dating culture and American women are.

there's a fix for that

while we're airing grievances:

SARCASM IS NOT A VIRTUE NOR IS IT A WAY OF LIFE ITS JUST A LINGUISTIC CONDITION STFU

long diatribes about how terrible American dating culture and American women are.

American dating culture is pretty terrible, though, isn't it? I mean, this thread.

idk any other culture's dating culture to compare. i'd imagine they're all kind of shitty?