TOTTENHAM ARE STILL A BIG CLUB!

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He openly states that he cannot trust some of the players.
Is he leaving them to wonder which ones?
Does he know what 'DNA' means?
If he doesn't trust some of the players, why do they get a second chance? They can't be trusted with it.

He's a terrible thing.

the pinefox, Thursday, 13 March 2014 08:41 (ten years ago) link

My guess is he's talking about Vertonghen, who I think mentally checked out a while ago. Maybe Paulinho or Capoue as well. Startlingly inept man management either way given his obviously draining authority, it's not like he can pull a Mourinho or even a Redknapp here.

Also if he thinks Levy will back him in writing off £100m of by and large good players then he's more foolish than I imagined.

Weird how in all of this it's Adebayor who gets to play teacher's pet.

Matt DC, Thursday, 13 March 2014 08:51 (ten years ago) link

I mean Capoue had already gone on record as basically saying "in England they don't know shit about foreign players" and I can't really fault him for it given the way he's been treated.

Matt DC, Thursday, 13 March 2014 08:54 (ten years ago) link

but pf, i really can't see the point in getting exercised about sherwood!

he has never been in the running for the job.

I'm not even sure if he can damage the players given his position.

but i'm not against shouting at vertonghen and the likes.

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 March 2014 10:19 (ten years ago) link

He's in the job!

the pinefox, Thursday, 13 March 2014 11:00 (ten years ago) link

Fair

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 March 2014 11:14 (ten years ago) link

I suspect that several of the new arrivals, especially the ones who are in and out of the team, will be very nervous about their World Cup prospects and may well consider their moves here a disaster in that regard. The Belgians and maybe Paulinho will be alright but one or two of the others must be dropping out of the reckoning.

Matt DC, Thursday, 13 March 2014 12:47 (ten years ago) link

WC squad hopes a vg point alright.

Naughton will be doin well at this stage id say

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 March 2014 12:48 (ten years ago) link

pondered before an alternative world in which bale is unhappily at spurs at lamela goes to the 2014 wc after a great season at roma

ogmor, Thursday, 13 March 2014 13:04 (ten years ago) link

Benfica are a big club. I wonder how good they'll be against Spurs tonight.

the pinefox, Thursday, 13 March 2014 16:20 (ten years ago) link

They have been a bit disappointing this season but are still top of the league, iirc. If they turn up, I would be happy with a draw.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Thursday, 13 March 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link

Will tune in just for the chance to see Lazar Markovic for the first time. Unless it clashes with the Porto-Napoli.

pandemic, Thursday, 13 March 2014 16:44 (ten years ago) link

Benfica looked more like a big club.

the pinefox, Friday, 14 March 2014 10:39 (ten years ago) link

Spurs, especially in the second half, had several passages of idk 7-8 passes which went nowhere useful and felt like a kind of simulation of what a confident team and/or Big Club does; at those times their inferiority seemed much more apparent than during moments of individual cretinism

trying to emulate Kirk Cobain with a shrill, shouting voice (DJ Mencap), Friday, 14 March 2014 13:10 (ten years ago) link

Thats merely the managerial cretinism showing up where the individual cretinism fails

A rare enough fuckin occurrence in itself tbh

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Friday, 14 March 2014 13:34 (ten years ago) link

I would like to believe that Sherwood is now discredited and this is commonly understood.

But reality does not always work like that. Possibly the club's owners remain as confident about him as he does. I will believe his departure when I see it.

the pinefox, Friday, 14 March 2014 14:51 (ten years ago) link

Wouldn't normally C&P from The Fiver but their demolition of Sherwood today was pretty damning. They didn't bother to even try and be funny:

Tim Sherwood, a "source" told the Sun in January, "is not afraid to speak out". Thanks, "source". We hadn't noticed. As the man himself said this week, "I am singing it from the heart, not from the script – I'm not an actor, I work on impulse." On Thursday night he impulsively declared that Benfica's finger-waving manager Jorge Jesus "lacks class", and what's more he thinks it would be a good idea to ignore him completely when Spurs are in Lisbon for their Big Vase round of whatever second leg. "Nah, not for me thank you," he declared. "I have no intention of speaking to him."

Good plan, Tim. If you don't much like someone, it's often best to avoid them completely. And he wouldn't be the first Spurs manager to refuse to talk to a person he considered disrespectful, after all. Glenn Hoddle did it once, when one particularly insolent player criticised him in the press. Midfielder, this player was. Name of Sherwood. "The day after the article came out I tried to have a meeting with Hoddle," he sobbed. "He just said, 'I don't want to talk to you.' And those were the last words he ever said to me … In the end, the situation got so bad I wrote a formal letter of grievance."

OK, but a man's allowed to change his mind, isn't he? And to his great credit, Sherwood seems a principled chap. Take, for example, his criticism of Dimitar Berbatov in 2007, towards the end of the sulky Bulgarian's time at Spurs. "He is a big character in the dressing room and if he starts poisoning the rest of the boys you've had it," Sherwood said. "You need players in this situation, players who are going to fight for you." Like Sherwood himself fought for his managers. Take, say, Mr Roy at Blackeye Rovers, who wistfully recalled: "Tim became very disenchanted with the club. Being such an important character, his discontent was able to spread to a lot of other players. These people didn't have the strength of character or experience to stand up to somebody who was finding fault with most things."

Finding fault with most things, eh? Doesn't sound like Tim. He just sings from the heart. And, besides, he was younger then, and still learning. He's older now. Wiser. "When you get to this late stage of your career," he said a full decade ago, "you do start to think about the possibility of management and what you have learned from your different bosses." So, let's see exactly what he's learned, and how well he learned it:

Thing No1: "George Graham has a simple philosophy: 'If you don't lose goals you don't lose games.' If there's a secret behind his success, I think that's it." Result: Spurs, having kept a clean sheet in 54% of games this season before his appointment, have been running at 29% since.

Thing No2: "I've learned a hell of a lot from Glenn Hoddle – and all of it his how not to do the job. His biggest fault is he has absolutely no man-management skills. The art of successful management involves keeping everyone in the squad happy." The result: Sherwood accuses his players of being "lazy and unprofessional" and "too nice to each other". He shouldn't have to worry about their feelings, he reveals: "They are men. I'm a manager, not a babysitter."

Thing No3: "Kenny Dalglish's great managerial talent was that not only did he know every one of his own players but everybody else's as well. He would study the opposition and tell us what their players were good and bad at. He was a genius, the absolute guv'nor." Result: Luisão left totally unmarked by an ill-prepared Spurs defence at set pieces and scores for Benfica. Twice.

In summary, don't pay any attention to anything the man says. Or does.

Matt DC, Friday, 14 March 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link

This reminds us that Sherwood is not only incompetent, unintelligent and unqualified, but vile.

the pinefox, Friday, 14 March 2014 18:29 (ten years ago) link

i wonder has any other manager ever expressed sentiments not totally in keeping with isolated incidents from his last defeat

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Friday, 14 March 2014 18:32 (ten years ago) link

i'd imagine they have

unw? j.......n (darraghmac), Friday, 14 March 2014 18:32 (ten years ago) link

Tbf some of those were from the defeat before that.

two bunny rabbits on mushrooms singing Proclaimers songs (onimo), Friday, 14 March 2014 19:35 (ten years ago) link

Sherwood must have some dynamite blackmail material on David Hytner.

pandemic, Saturday, 15 March 2014 11:52 (ten years ago) link

On the money, pandemic.

"gloriously unreconstructed and off-message"

Incredible.

the pinefox, Saturday, 15 March 2014 19:23 (ten years ago) link

Tottenham manager Tim Sherwood wants to see a "blood and thunder" encounter when his side host north London rivals Arsenal on Sunday.

Fifth-placed Spurs are six points behind fourth-placed Arsenal, who are seven points behind Premier League leaders Chelsea.

"I don't think there is much blood and thunder these days - I want it to be more of that," said Sherwood.

"I think that gives us the edge. We are more functional than they are."

fedora the implorer (nakhchivan), Saturday, 15 March 2014 22:36 (ten years ago) link

red card/serious injury sweepstake

You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Saturday, 15 March 2014 22:39 (ten years ago) link

there's a return of the repressed ambience about tim sherwood, get rid of the technocrat and appoint mediocre expro with no experience, who loses first game at home playing a 442 with two forwards and touchline wingers under orders to 'fill up the box' but thinks he deserves the job fulltime

― A Skanger Barkley (nakhchivan), Sunday, 22 December 2013 03:55 (2 months ago)

functional connotes rudimentary, unreconstructed, real rather than anything to do with....functioning like a properly managed team might be expected to

fedora the implorer (nakhchivan), Saturday, 15 March 2014 22:40 (ten years ago) link

Sherwood's appointment has highlighted so much that is antediluvian about English football discourse.

Matt DC, Saturday, 15 March 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link

you wanna be sacking your english managers and hiring european sophisticates, it's the hot thing

You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link

floods were only three weeks ago tbf xp

r|t|c, Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:03 (ten years ago) link

i heard you sacked your european sophisticates and hired english managers

ach this was poss already implicit. let's talk abt rtc's classical education

You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:04 (ten years ago) link

imago delenda est

r|t|c, Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link

so i'm feminine/neuter plural now am i

You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:17 (ten years ago) link

no wait neuter plural would be 'delenda sunt'

made a pig's ear of this counterzing

You cannot interrupt his tea stirring because it is his holy trick (imago), Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:17 (ten years ago) link

villas boas is signing with zenit

fedora the implorer (nakhchivan), Saturday, 15 March 2014 23:20 (ten years ago) link

Boo. Was hoping he'd turn up at Schalke in the summer.

pandemic, Sunday, 16 March 2014 12:33 (ten years ago) link

Good move for all involved. Now if Spalletti could come the other way...

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Sunday, 16 March 2014 12:38 (ten years ago) link

"I can't apologise for it," he continued, "and I can't say it won't ever happen again. I don't even know why I was angry. It's probably something we worked on in training. I would say if I remembered but when it's not applied it winds me up. Every manager would be the same but I suppose I show it more than others. If we were all the same, then this world would be very boring. I've got to show my emotions. If I didn't, then I'd be acting and there's too many actors in this game. I just want to wear my heart on my sleeve, when I wear them.

fucking moron

nakhchivan, Monday, 17 March 2014 01:12 (ten years ago) link

that was a terrible game, tottenham playing in sherwood's image and arsenal going along with it, virtually nothing of any quality after 73 seconds

nakhchivan, Monday, 17 March 2014 01:13 (ten years ago) link

what a great character he thinks he is. he has actually overtaken mark hughes as the most hateful, delusional idiot in the league

ogmor, Monday, 17 March 2014 08:33 (ten years ago) link

I know lots of top managers use a degree of delusional paranoia to stay insulated from their shortcomings, but it's normally in the service of the team, sherwood is just a poisonous, traitorous individual ready to turn on the next player he can scapegoat

ogmor, Monday, 17 March 2014 08:37 (ten years ago) link

So well said Ogmor.

the pinefox, Monday, 17 March 2014 08:59 (ten years ago) link

The conspiratorially minded might wonder whether the easy ride he's being given by the likes of Hytner is because he was their inside man for leaks in the AVB era.

Yuri Bashment (ShariVari), Monday, 17 March 2014 09:20 (ten years ago) link

He's being given an easy ride because You Can Talk About Tactics All Day Long But It's A Simple Game At Heart with a hefty chunk of Sam Allardici jingoistic bollocks in there as well.

As if Brendan Rodgers has put together the best Liverpool team in forever purely through just putting it in the box and going "just go out there and play".

Matt DC, Monday, 17 March 2014 11:38 (ten years ago) link

an inordinate amount of football fans/pundits/players still believe that

pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 March 2014 12:23 (ten years ago) link

Will Levy (as many people assume) get rid of Sherwood?

If so when and on what basis / rationale?

Will Sherwood remain at the club? If so, this will be *disastrous* - it makes a big difference to any new manager, whether TS is still present.

the pinefox, Monday, 17 March 2014 12:53 (ten years ago) link

I suspect that getting rid of Sherwood in the summer has been the plan all along. He was only made "permanent" because he threatened to walk out if he wasn't, and none of Levy's managerial targets will be available until after the World Cup.

Eagerly anticipating his career at Blackburn, anyway.

Matt DC, Monday, 17 March 2014 12:56 (ten years ago) link

Do you see a danger of TS staying around, though? He indicated last week that he'd like to be technical director.

the pinefox, Monday, 17 March 2014 12:58 (ten years ago) link

i think we've established that what Sherwood says he wants is fairly meaningless. i agree it wd be poison to keep him at the club once replaced.

pings can only get wetter (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 March 2014 13:09 (ten years ago) link

Agree with matt that sherwood was always in til summer with the further 12 months being no more than a kiss-off.

Didnt think he'd be so disastrous as to require removal before even that but our ability to either hold on to or eke decent fees for the better players in this squad is starting to be seriously compromised

treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Monday, 17 March 2014 13:51 (ten years ago) link

But, again -- do you think that even if a new coach comes in, could TS be reinstalled in a backroom role?

This is probably the single biggest danger the club faces at the moment.

the pinefox, Monday, 17 March 2014 14:31 (ten years ago) link


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