How many times is Godzilla going to be rebooted? 2014 edition

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The casting of this film is so incongruous for a hollywood blockbuster that I love it. I mean Juliette Binoche, Sally Hawkins, and Martha Marcy May Olsen are like an art house goddess triumvirate. "Monsters" was an ace scifi that cost famously all of $500,000. This is Edward's only other gig and was reportedly made for $160 million. how the hell does that happen? Especially after the dreck that was the 1998 film.

danzig, Thursday, 27 February 2014 00:24 (ten years ago) link

still kinda O_O at how fucking HUGE this godzilla is

it's like nine times huger than any other one I've seen. exciting!

I love love love that you went with "nine times huger" instead of ten. Seriously awesome.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 27 February 2014 00:30 (ten years ago) link

i don't recall the last time everyone on ilx got psyched for a blockbuster type movie that wasn't a Batman. must be years anyway.

piscesx, Thursday, 27 February 2014 02:11 (ten years ago) link

or, you know, gravity/pacific rim

effervescent (soda), Thursday, 27 February 2014 02:24 (ten years ago) link

xxpost EZ: <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 03:29 (ten years ago) link

ok I watched ''Monsters" tonight finally to see what all the hoopla was about

if godzilla looks anything like that, hooray.

but if he playfakes me into watching another hour plus of glassy-eyed indie fuxxors holding hands & staring at landscapes I *will* be fucking pissed

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 06:42 (ten years ago) link

the actual monsters were bitchin tho

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 06:43 (ten years ago) link

The real special effects in Monsters are...human emotions

faith driven consumer (latebloomer), Thursday, 27 February 2014 20:56 (ten years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 20:57 (ten years ago) link

the monsters are....us

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:00 (ten years ago) link

lol seriously by the halfway mark I was silently praying that that would not be part of it

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:01 (ten years ago) link

Hooray, I've ordered _Monsters_ from the library. After viewing the trailer on youtube, it was pretty amusing to read the comments. A perky mix of dopes who adore the movie and bros who are real mad about the movie being boring relationship crap that shouldn't be called MONSTERS c'mon wtf suxx.

Øystein, Thursday, 27 February 2014 22:08 (ten years ago) link

yeah rented Monsters last night cuz of this thread (haven't watched it yet)

How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 27 February 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDXpZvbpl8

Hope they included this on the soundtrack, best Godzilla raps!

Tuomas, Thursday, 27 February 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link

"Monsters" rules, if you don't like it you don't like people, you monsters.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 February 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link

ppl suck, monsters rule

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2014 23:26 (ten years ago) link

Hope the new subtitles are as on point as this:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/eed86711a981c9b7c6fe8c04aa78c319/tumblr_n25d3vzJl01r1x4nlo1_400.gif

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link

hahaha that one cow is hauling ass

balls, Tuesday, 11 March 2014 23:03 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Man, I haven't been this excited for a movie based on the trailer since I was 13 and I saw an ad for "Predator" during the commercials in SNL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC3Mi9vOb_8#t=154

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 April 2014 15:09 (ten years ago) link

I have this vague suspicion/hope that Cranston will be TOO good in this movie, accurately capturing the fury and horror a scientist would feel in this apocalyptic scenario, the way Battle:Los Angeles got across how utterly miserable it would be to endure an alien invasion.

da croupier, Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link

"why would my character smile and light a cigar? yes, godzilla has fallen, but the scenario that caused his return remains...his wife is still dead...sure, there would be some relief but...no...there would still be agony, trauma..."

da croupier, Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link

heh.

Anyway, Cranston and Juliette Binoche! Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Elizabeth Olsen! Ken Watanabe and Sally Hawkins! David Strathairn! From a director equally adept with people and effects! If anything this whole movie is too good for "Godzilla."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link

nothing is too good for Godzilla

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link

To step on.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 April 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link

wld really love to see someone edit a trailer together for the 1998 godzilla that resembles this ad campaign

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Sunday, 6 April 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link

hoo boy SIZE MATTERS

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Sunday, 6 April 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link

eeeeeeee so excited

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 April 2014 17:33 (ten years ago) link

The only way they could shape a trailer for that 1998 movie into something that looked the least bit thrilling or scary would be to not show any scenes or any of the cast and just have the sound of Godzilla walking and buildings falling over a black screen. Then at the end it just says "Godzilla" in big white letters. And it does not mention the director.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 6 April 2014 18:39 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Okay, what is the pterodactyl thing?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1pX97_0rxU

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:52 (nine years ago) link

How I'm reading it now, which is totally flipping the movie upside down for me, is that Godzilla was subdued and in captivity and they let him go to fight this pterodactyl thing and now everything is going to hell.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:55 (nine years ago) link

Rodan!

cautiously optimistic about this, based on Monsters.

My knowledge of Godzilla adversaries is minimal, so I knew the name Rodan but didn't know that's what it was. WOO!

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 17:57 (nine years ago) link

like my vid-store buddy noted, I take it as a good sign that there's other monsters in the mix, instead of just some generic city smashin and subway hidin

(one of the old SunOS system manuals had examples that used all the various monster names.)

koogs, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 18:37 (nine years ago) link

how do they spend like a trillion dollars making godzilla look real and then the statue of liberty looks like a FF7 cutscene

it's a fucking statue you can just make a decent-looking miniature for like $8

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:09 (nine years ago) link

They polish these movies all the way up until the week of release. I'd be shocked if that didn't look much better in the theater.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:24 (nine years ago) link

they polish the shit that ends up in trailers first

my point stands anyway, why the fuck make a statue out of CGI

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:31 (nine years ago) link

That's supposed to be the Las Vegas replica of the Statue of Liberty

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link

hrm it costs a lot less to do shit using cg than to make a real model and do the same.

fit and working again, Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:48 (nine years ago) link

i literally just made a realer looking model using two paperclips and flintstones vitamin

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Wednesday, 30 April 2014 05:50 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Just saw it!

http://www.sketchplease.com/tag/krypton

Pretty good!

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

Er, that was supposed to be Godzilla giving a thumbs up

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:02 (nine years ago) link

Anyway, this was fun! Surprisingly true to the spirit of the old movies.

Lotsa cool shots. Gareth Edwards really knows how to sell the scale of everything.

Humans, like in all Godzilla movies, are there to be witnesses and explain stuff. Anyone complaining about this is kind of a schmuck, IMO.

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:06 (nine years ago) link

awesome

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:33 (nine years ago) link

Also want to note that the trailers made this seem like it was going to be a lot more dour and self-serious than it is. It's pure b-movie, as a Godzilla picture should be.

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 16 May 2014 02:55 (nine years ago) link

on second-viewing, the trailers look kinda cheesy maybe?

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 02:56 (nine years ago) link

It hits the right combo of awe and cheese, IMO

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 16 May 2014 03:01 (nine years ago) link

The best part: Godzilla looks and acts like Godzilla.

Quinoa Phoenix (latebloomer), Friday, 16 May 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link

?

Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 16 May 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link


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