your terrible ideas

a jump the shark style thing where society "molests the nigger"

can you explain that one a bit more?

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creating socks that have extremely similar names to regular ilxors in order to cause "mayhem", eg dylannnn, ned ragget, imaqo, treship, underrated aerosmith botlegs i have owned, etc.

uv gon 2 far dylannnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!! ilubb

Pooping all inside of the senior football championship trophy

ilubb

A service that sends stat guys to pickup basketball games and gives you elaborate analysis/shot charts of your pickup game.

A service that sends guys to boo the opposing team in pickup basketball games

^^ nice

An album of hip-hop covers done in the style of Chas & Dave, called 'Pub Can't Handle Me'.

a rap album produced by MS. (cracky chan) featuring dylannxn

greenspun blood in blood out

total response day: where i'd respond to every single tweet in my feed for a day as if it were personally addressed to me.

See: lawnmower man and anti-white masculinism, as well as '_isolationist' philogyny

new version of wolfram alpha called Coked-Up (Stephen) Stills

an internet-wide version of Craigslist's Missed Connections, where people could attempt to revive their old usenet/ilx/myspace/twitter romances.

what happened to you, xxxmandeegurl1987? we were tight in the AOL Cool People Only chatroom in ~2001-2003, but then you just disappeared! hit me up (it's me jeremyxcore4986)."

Terrifying to contemplate.

A hip-hop song where the vocals are sampled from Newman and Baddiel's 'History Today' sketches.

A giant push button on the back of a bus, so that people who are running to catch the bus can hit the button to let the driver know that they're there.

I like that. It needs to be lolhueg though.

a small button next to every seat inside the bus that will block the signal from the lolhueg button in the back so that the driver won't stop

the bus is really not supposed to stop for those people, and if it's a line that runs like every 5-10 minutes (as opposed to every hour or something), I really don't blame a bus driver for not doing so. One dude who is late doesn't get to gum up the entire bus system. It's like the people who run for a leaving subway and then jam up the doors and hold them for their five friends coming down the stairs.

lol

a rap crew called Young Cassius with DJ Market Horatio whose signature airhorn -we on the track- sample are clips of Marlon Brando as Caesar and Hamlet saying "Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look... Mark it, Horatio!"

prob also belongs in http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=82861&action=showall&bookmarkedmessageid=4911739

a drama about a cannibal who masturbates to zombie movies

The wanking dead?

nice.

'Bacoin' - a combined cryptocurrency / bacon product.

I still think about my Clint Eastwood chris tucker movie idea a lot

depression-style parody of Blurred Lines called "Bread Lines"

a fake twitter feed of a racist stripper named Belle_Curve

"ass, sass and spss"

My four part plan:

• Moon at the Pope
• Pope at the Moon
• Poop on the Moon
• Poop on the Pope

liking this

log into runescape! =(

A guitar controller for Guitar Hero / Rock Band that's double necked like Jimmy Page's Gibson SG.

I think that exists

gnocchi restaurant called Potatios

I had an incredibly stupid moment earlier where I was unable to parse the big Jimmy Buffet sticker on the back of an SUV and couldn't understand what PARRO THEAD meant. The rest of my ride home I imagined this into a black metal Jimmy Buffet cover band led by a guy in corpse paint wearing a black and white hawaiian shirt and grass skirt, with coconut shell skulls, etc.

Commercial for a Pizza Hut pizza called "Meatlovers Supreme" where the name of the pizza is sung to the tune of "A Love Supreme"

meat love supreme
meat love supreme
meat love supreme

with necessary "halal supreme" truthers

throneo: an app that connects you with people in your area who will carry you to your destination in a palanquin

Convincing Black Box Recorder to reform and by the UK's entry in next year's Eurovision.

pizza-themed Average White Band group called Average White Pie. "Pick up the Pizzas" obvs.