rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread

and bagels!

it'd make things a lot easier if places would organize their menus by shape ffs

pizza: squares or triangles?

http://www.slate.com/blogs/moneybox/2014/02/24/taco_bell_breakfast_eerie_video.html?wpisrc=hpsponsoredd2

you would think yglesias would be phoning it in now, but no, he is bringing us the scoops

http://i.imgur.com/c6nsBjr.gif

http://i.imgur.com/2iSeg1H.png

that is a fantastic idea

for me to poop out

the lettuce will help you! it's not a sandwich so much as it is a "sandwich system".

Disgusting and I want one anyway.

doesn't all the potato just seep out while you eat??

You're right, they should fry that into a potato pancake first.

hash browns already on mcD's menu no?

Menu value pack includes a stuffed animal and the soothing voice of your late mother.

Japanese potato salad is a distinct and wonderful thing (and ace for hangovers).

http://www.pizza-pockets.com/menu/img/new/newPizzaImg13113.jpg

yes please

and i would gladly pay an additional 280 elephants for a basket of wedges to go with

if your food doesn't come with ikea-like instructions, i'm not interested tbh

they had me until broccoli florets

D:

there should be a rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread east asia edition

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-aS8pPxZIVT4/UwX4-lJeYPI/AAAAAAAALMI/feVDgxhEeCo/s640/hong-kong-kfc-pizza-dog-sign.jpg

yes!

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-UO1qqI9Vd9o/UwX5AHkgJ3I/AAAAAAAALL0/WOJHEoE-Myo/s640/hong-kong-kfc-pizza-dog.jpg

http://www.isidorsfugue.com/2014/02/the-pizza-dog-at-kfc-in-hong-kong.html

that's some intense fetish shit there

want

Or just chain restaurants, non-monolingual Anglophone Rest of World, even

http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-4XSUQ4bsWTg/UuZlfucDdVI/AAAAAAAAKhU/HiT5FFmXRM0/s640/prosperity-singapore.jpg
i will cop to wanting to try a mclychee fizz, though it sounds like the name of a one-legged prospector in an old western movie

or lychee mcfizz, either way. Huat ah!

pizza dog does not look good. is it half of a hot dog? or is the hot dog submerged into the pizza?

mcdonald's steppin on arby's curly fry game outside of america i see

excuse me, "golden twister fries"

iirc arby's uses them as a way to recycle substandard potatoes into a saleable product

iirc arby's roast beef is made from powder and gelatin

prosperity beef, mcdonald's u.s. should try that one, might deflect some of their labor troubles

I have grown to love austerity beef

Arby's really is the worst tasting chain food I think I have ever eaten

to full appreciate arby's, you have to loudly order two "Big Montanas" and then look around the restaurant expecting everyone's approval.

since chinese new year, traditional fries have been unavailable at mcdonalds in favor of curly fries (at least when i left in february)
DYAO PLEASE CONFIRM

my lunch yesterday was 2 mcdonalds poutines. they replaced the back in the day plastic containers with a waxed cardboard box, which isn't an improvement.

http://foodology.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/944809_10153605372650427_1916959660_n-620x229.jpg

I will not return to this thread until the people here stop slandering Arby's

tbf I was repeating an oft heard rumor about the rb being made of powder and gelatin. i heard similar stories about BK onion rings.

i ate at arby's this week. i was almost broke too, but i hadn't had any junk food in so long and had just gone to a mind-deadening meeting next to the arby's so i felt it was propitious.

but i ordered the wrong thing and wasted my opportunity. shoulda just got roast beef. : (

dylaaaan how did you order that, did you just say, '2 poutines plz'

and did they react any, like, '2? 2?'

the american dream is a cruel joke, still no poutine

My friend and I purchased an entire Arby's roast one summer. they sliced it up and gave it to us in tin foil. they then sold us the real deal arby's buns for something like 15c per. we ate arby's roast beef sandwiches like they were apples that summer.

Lychee McFizz sounds like someone's pr0n name. It probably tastes good though.

you cut them into slices and put peanut butter on them?? xp

we ate the outsides and threw the centers in the compost

we planted an arby's and a franchise grew in his backyard

time was, you could buy yerself an entire arbys roast. now you kids have your pizza dogs and dorito tacos

that same summer, I saw an elephant ear stand parked near a 7-eleven burn to the ground. I didn't tweet about it.