Coint and Plick 2014 - The Seventh Annual ILX Video Game Poll

bahaha that graphic is awesome

yeah it really captures LoL's deviantart character design style

the LOL community kind of puts to rest any superiority complex pc folk might have over console kiddies imo. i mostly stopped playing when i realized i enjoyed the bot games more then pvp because you avoided most the sewage spew. aside from that I think Riot does a great job presenting and updating their game.

it's ALL garbage

a few times when someone tried to tell me that PC gamers were more civilized than console gamers, I copied a couple of sections of WoW general chat from my play session that evening and gave them to the person as a rebuttal

basically humans are terrible, this is what i have learned from gaming

I learned that humans are terrible from living through childhood and adolescence ;_;

children are terrible, let's just admit it

^ and childhood lasts abt 25-45 yrs

if you're lucky

Honorable Mention: Ultra Business Tycoon III – Browser – 5 pts – 1 vote

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I'm hesitant to vote for a Porpentine game, given my lack of enthusiasm for most Twine games and given Porpentine's reputation for abusive behavior toward other queer women, but Ultra Business Tycoon III is hilarious and surprisingly moving.

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It starts off as a whimsical parody of mid-90s "edutainment" games, and winds up somewhere more emotionally urgent. - one way street

In case anyone tries to play this, you'll eventually need the serial number (3497282) in the mock-readme.txt here to finish the game: http://aliendovecote.com/uploads/twine/tycoon/nfo.png

Porpentine's reputation for abusive behavior toward other queer women

I didn't know about this. Sucks if so, because if nothing else she has been an instigator for a lot of people to find a voice through DIY gaming. Mostly appallingly shitty twine games I'd rather shoot myself than play, but that kind of doesn't matter - I don't need to want to play them for them to be useful to a community. Porpentine games themselves are very varied in quality, which I guess goes with the personal-gonzo style. This one I remember as being okay?

Yeah, I think this is one of her stronger works, although the narrative of the player character in the 1990s takes time to unfold. Their Angelical Understanding from 2013 (http://aliendovecote.com/uploads/twine/angels/angel.html#48is also worth playing through. I won't get into the grievances people have had with Porpentine here, but I don't have a good reason to disbelieve anyone who's felt emotionally mistreated. Still, the twine community carries on, whether or not I find many of their games compelling.

sounds interesting, will give it a shot soon

Honorable Mention: Quadropus Rampage – iOS/Android – 5 pts – 1 vote

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I love a good Roguelike. More than that, I enjoy a good game that makes excellent use of Roguelike design elements. Enter Quadropus Rampage: an "Endless Roguelike Brawler" starring an incredibly angry four-legged octopus and his almost equally miffed starfish companion. It's a weird concept, certainly, however Butterscotch Shenanigans knows exactly what they're doing. - Rob Rich, 148 Apps

Man, folks slept on this. Action RPG meets iphone sized gameplay length. Loot, rampage, descend, die, rinse repeat. - s.clover

ok black crown (the first game listed) is def the best writing ive ever seen in storynexus, holy crap. super creepy

thing i am gonna check out this Quadropus Rampage

looking forward to more recommendations from AnalDoomsday

man if i had a dollar for every time youve said that

Honorable Mention: flower – PS4/Vita – 5 pts – 1 vote

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FLOWER | Concluding The Third Annual Coint and Plick Poll: ILG’s Best Video Games of 2009 - Part Four: #1 through #20

typical hipster comment "this must be amazing to X while you're high". you can tell something is overrated pseudo intellectual tripe when junkies come on a video and bore you with some anecdote about how they shoot heroin to this or whatever. if anything it shows how unengaging gameplay wise this "game" must be if its possible to "play" it will taking illegal substances. this game has no story, you play as a petal ffs, yet "oh no its too deep for you, its minimalist art you uncultured barbarian" - Gabriel Voidx, 8 months ago

This captivated a room of thirtysomethings on New Year's Eve at a friend's house. - Jordan

(AnalDoomsday is not an ilxor fwiw, just some person in a comments section.)

sure he isnt

AnalDoomsday is every person in a comments section IMO

We are all AnalDoomsday.

*breathes sigh of relief about not going with AaanalDddoomsday as commenter name at the last minute*

AnalDoomsday is a feeling

actually if you could just work AnalDoomsday into every pullquote credit from here on out that would probably be for the best

Hungry4AnalDoomsday

really great use of the touch controls and overall a very solidly designed game - forkscloveanaldoomsday

my mom and sister LOVED this game despite both being non-gamers. they went so far as to get 100% (or whatever equivalent this game has) on every level except the one that I had done and forced me to 100% that level like 6 months later

lol it wasn't until I clicked on the picture that I realized I've been confusing flower with grOw

not the best storynexus i have played, but far from the worst - emil.doomsday

yep. slow day at work.

also I get what dude is going for but man do I want to punch the second paragraph of the Gamespot review in the neck

In Flower, you ride the wind. You enter the first level to see a single hovering flower petal; you press a button to surge forward and carry the petal with you, and tilt the controller to steer, as if you're the pilot of a blissful breeze. As you rush through the grass and natural growth, you pass through clusters of flowers, each bud blooming and adding a petal to the ever-growing bouquet that sails through the air. Each time you glide through a batch of flowers, petals emit notes that complement the bucolic soundtrack. In this way, you aren't just a player but a musical collaborator, composing your own countermelody as you rush ahead. Flowers are arranged in rows, circles, and other patterns, and following those patterns enhances the musical effect by allowing each tone to flow into the next.

SHUT UP

Whoever wrote nauseating paragraph is a total f'king anal doomsday suppository.

someday AnalDoomsday is going to google his screen name and then there will be a reckoning. or maybe a homecoming.

*almost googles "AnalDoomsday" at work before catching himself*

oh, analdoomsdaypaws

Honorable Mention: Poker Night 2 – PS3/X360/PC/Mac/iOS – 5 pts – 1 vote

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this maybe could have been my game of the year except for the minor sticking point that the game is HORRENDOUSLY BROKEN. hangs and crashes and all of that. in a poker game. and oddly because it appears that the people who made it could code animations and tons of threaded dialog and branched storyline shit but could not actually code - jjjusten

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha OTM

the creepy lag spikes followed by the rush of the animation trying to synch back up to the audio track is incredibly unsettling, much more unsettling than a poker game should be

so fucking otm as soon as i saw that pop up i thought "who would vote for something w/ that many hangs/full on crashes/etc"? shit was fully unplayable on ps3, dunno abt other platforms but jesus christ what a mess.

I actually only ever had it freeze on me once

well I mean freeze and then didn't recover

hahaha the great thing is that gif is actually a lot like trying to play the game

it's funny how well the story bits are incorporated into the horribly broken framework

freezes never recover (hang = like a freeze but eventually "recovers")
freezes are infinite~~
crashes are console killers (or on pc/mobile usually just the app dies)

GLAD 2 HELP ILX BUGTRACKING NOMENCLATURE TODAY

I've never seen an actual crash, that would be fun as long as there wasn't any destructive buffer overrun involved

i am pretty sure that poker night 2 is the only time i have ever seen an actual ps3 retail kit running a released game crash, although i have seen a few x360 retail kits do it (not for years tho, unless you count hardware failures which i do not)

usually at the very least you can get into guide/XMB and terminate but this game made even that imposs!!! i was impressed. should not have been allowed to come out as per sony standards.