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We're really excited to announce that a new eating challenge has been set!
This year we're pulling out the big guns for our third epic eating challenge: Reservoir Hot Dogs.

Inspired by the 1992 film Reservoir Dogs, this one forces eaters to down 1.8kg of European sausages cradled in liberal amounts of bread. You'll receive a range of sausage flavours, including weisswurst, kranski, cheese kranski, chorizo and bratwurst, as well as various condiments.

Those who dare to compete must finish the challenge within 30 minutes, and are forbidden from sharing or leaving the table. If successful, you'll receive your money back as well as a souvenir shirt.

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(D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 04:05 (ten years ago) link

i'd go the discordian version but the buns make it an impossibility for me

föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 05:03 (ten years ago) link

yeah "liberal amounts" tips the hand as to how they expect not to lose any money

(D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 06:01 (ten years ago) link

I have been meaning to visit Essen recently but I ain't gonna participate in any Tarantino-related eating japes. (Unless they plan on serving the snags with Inglorious Batards.)

wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 07:25 (ten years ago) link

You should yellow card yourself for that joke.

Last time I went to Essen, about a year ago, it was terrible but hopefully they were having a bad night. Up for a visit sometime if you find an excuse.

(D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 11 February 2014 12:34 (ten years ago) link

fo sho, the excuse will be to walk down broadway boggle eyed at all the ~changes~

wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 12 February 2014 08:54 (ten years ago) link

nine months pass...

"Sticky Hot Wangs – $12"

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 November 2014 08:20 (nine years ago) link

McDonalds' Create-Your-Burg experiment thing in the outer suburbs was like a Mary's Burg but BETTER (even the bacon was BETTER) and you could have it your way.

AB de Villiers Terrace (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 27 November 2014 08:21 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Thumbs up from 7-year-old regarding Burger Rings.

pplains, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 05:13 (nine years ago) link

Somewhat related, mother-in-law doing a pretty good job of gauging my tastes:

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pplains, Wednesday, 17 December 2014 05:18 (nine years ago) link

BIG TANG

don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Wednesday, 17 December 2014 05:30 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

zumbo burger pie

gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Thursday, 16 April 2015 11:55 (nine years ago) link

it has beetroot = it is a disgrace

gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Thursday, 16 April 2015 12:01 (nine years ago) link

ban haitch

oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link

yellow carded

(i've mellowed out in my old age)

never heard of this Mark Knobfler bloke (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 18 April 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

first yellow card i ever received on ilx!

toates worth it, but

gay cat park (disambiguation) (haitch), Saturday, 18 April 2015 23:00 (nine years ago) link


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