Rolling 2014 Haunted Rocking Chair Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6IpZH_J-sY

i need to start watching nxt. this is fantastic.

I've been watching NXT for about a month and I think it's my favorite of the shows. Fun to watch guys figuring it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo1rvx8zRTw

sick jam.

Cesaro vs Cena: Yep

Gross-Forearmed Franchise Guy and Invincible Workrate Strongman deadlifting each other in increasingly glorious/improbable ways while the commentators do their exaggerated freakout shit in a way that actually seems appropriate

I just watched last night's Raw and I'm surprised how much I enjoyed Cesaro v. Cena. One of the most enjoyable Cena matches in some time.

RIP Big King Mabel Daddy Viscera

I truly regret neglecting big fat guys for my dead pool.

http://cdn.fansided.com/gif/Antonio_Cesaro_vs_John_Cena_1.gif

is elimination chamber gonna be worth watching?

wtf the new age outlaws exist.

the Shield / Wyatts rivalry is interesting, a kind of dark seriousness to it that seems unusual for wrestling as I know it.

sweet match too.

The bad news Barrett character was such a bad idea. More of it doesn't make it work better.

yeah I don't understand what they're trying to do with him at all.

Poor Batista, maybe the only way to get anyone on his side for Wrestlemania is to have him face Cena.

Batista's wrinkly head gets more pronounced week by week and creeps me the hell out. He looks like a testicle.

v good chamber match besides the lame overbooked ending

quite silly, yes. you already have six guys in a huge weird cage, it's not a scenario that's going to take many more convolutions before it falls apart.

Halfway through the show and:

Wyatts v. Shield is Match of the fucking Year. Its going to be very hard to top. 5 out of 6 in that match have the potential to have legit hall of fame worthy careers. Luke Harper is so creepy. Seth Rollins gets better every day. Dean Ambrose is the perfect Keifer Sutherland 80s movie villain. Reigns is a God. Bray too, I guess. Rowan... will need a sexual chocolate esque mid card reboot.

The crowd chanted BOO TISTA.

Big E v. Swagger was fun but its nothing you wouldnt get on Raw.

NAO need to go. Usos are great.

The Crime Time fight was ok. I feel like I once started a thread about unnecessary tag team break ups. Kicking Marty and throwing him through the glass made an ok midcarder who needed razor ladder matches and 4 years until the iron man match win. But Titus ain't Michaels and O'Neill ain't Marty (actually he might be.)

The EC intros have taken like 15 minutes.

Coming out party maybe not the right phrase given how long The Shield in particular have been knocking around the main-event, but jeezus did those six guys look good out there. Especially in the finish, when the Wyatts started stalking and Roman Reigns found himself caught in the same trap that The Shield have used for so long, holyyy shit. And powering out of the Sister Abigail at the end for the close-but-no-cigar comeback, that was some fucking old school babyface-against-the-odds shit. The moment when Reigns started to force Wyatt's wrist up, wow

Surely they've realised something is gonna have to give with Batista / Orton? Unless they want to stick that match in the middle of the card under Taker / Lesnar, HHH / Bryan, Cena / Wyatt and whatever it is the Shield are going to be doing (triple threat? Reigns vs Ambrose and Rollins in a handicap match?)

Tbh that actually looks like a pretty passable WM card, minus Batista / Orton (which would be fine in the middle of the card as I say, but not as your big title match). Shields / Wyatts starting to build a little star power up, particularly after last night. Amazing what can be achieved when talented wrestlers are hired, given gimmicks that aren't beneath contempt and then given time on PPV to show what they can do. Cena needs to put over Bray Wyatt though, if that's gonna have any legs.

I have no idea what they do but in my head (fantasy wrestling booking is a gym time distraction favourite of mine) I really hope its set up akin to WMX and Bryan has to beat Hunter on the night to be put in the title match at the end of the night. Between now and then he can feud with Kane, put Steph in some compromising position (shame Shane isn't around to do the exact same set up Mankind did to fit Rock) to add the stipulation to the match and then have some face offs with Evolution. Maybe have him fight Flair or something too, just for completists sake.

Yeah, the future looks hella bright. Fire Miz, Big Show, ADR, Batista and Orton and its pretty much a dream roster. For all the talk of shitting on the crowd recently and having Orton be the insipid face of the company and the boring as shit authority figure storylines, wrestlemania could be a classic. Last night was excellent too, and Royal Rumble had a classic in DB v. Bray.

Tonight is the biggest Raw since Raw 1000. UT, Brock, Hogan and Vince all presumably return. WM has to be set in stone. Like I said, it could be a classic and there are many combos of what the card may look like in making it really fun. The only real match we know is Bray v. Cena and that should be amazing regardless of who wins, as I'm sure Cena won't be super duper Cena and at least give Bray some rub if he does win.

Run that stipulation for Bryan / Trips, have him go over and inserted into the title match only for Big Dave to pin him clean and fair in the middle of the ring. WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT!!! And then Trips comes out, prods Dave with his index finger and covers for the title. WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT!!! And then Hogan can bust on out there to immediately challenge HHH and beat him in 20 seconds. The show ends with Hulk Hogan standing tall as WWE Champion. WRESTLEMANIA MOMENT!!! Kevin Nash will have been involved, but no one's quite sure how or why.

Also I don't know how they do it but I'd love the Shield to stay together as faces for the next year, along Roman as title challanger/holder. Splitting them for a Mania match will be disappointing.

I'd personally love: Bryan-Hunter (Bryan wins to go into the main event); some tag team clusterfuck w/ Usos, NAOs, Shield, other Wyatts, Rhodes fam, el torito gang; making two matches somewhere between Big E, Swagger, Cesaro, Sheamus, Jack Swagger and maybe Ambrose for hard hitting undercard matches w/ titles; Taker-Brock with Sting in the rafters; Cena-Wyatt; token diva; Orton-Batista-DB that I'd also love to be a clusterfuck where Bryan some how defeats every part of the authority (Evolution + Michaels + Kane etc.? throw them all in).

That seems like a hell of a show to me. If the rumours are true and Batista is contracted to win the title at mania, have Orton-Batista early with the DB-HHH stip match and then DB fucking running knee him at the end for a big YES! as Dave can't work two matches a night. I'm sure they can easily find a good heel to feud with Bryan until SummerSlam not related to Evolution so him punking them all out will be fine.

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Or they can have RO-BFDave third on the card and pretend it doesn't exist and no-one is booing.

I am fascinated by the idea that Hunter said ten years ago Orton-Batista had going to be the headline to WM30 regardless of circumstance and so its happening. Its not even trolling, its just over a decade of stubbornness.

It wouldn't be a disaster were Cena to go over Bray, but I think the card is such that there can be other feel-good babyface wins this time round (Bryan, basically, also maybe Reigns, obviously Taker and *shudder* Botchtista). Think they should strike while the iron is hot on these newer guys, I can't remember the last time they had such a raft of workers so obviously on the cusp of big things. Cena doesn't lose much shine if he puts over Wyatt here, there'll be shenanigans from Harper and Rowan anyway. But if he beats Bray clean on such a big show after the wins that Bray has been getting this year then it just kinda kills yet another promising heel's momentum.

Cesaro needs a big match on this card I feel. Him vs Sheamus in a face vs face power match where they just whale on each other would be eminently acceptable, provided Cesaro gets the win.

Cesaro v. Swagger also acceptable. Throw in some Zeb-Hulk Real American nonsense too and it would be really fun.

I'm interested who seems to get the post-WM Raw reaction this year. Last year it was Ziggler and Fandango. The year before was all about Bryan losing in 18 seconds. This year I wanna say Cesaro? Depends on how the next 6 weeks are booked I guess. There's still SO much to happen w/ Hogan, Sting, booking the damn card, proper turns etc.

Also lol poor ziggler.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S9ODZCk0H4#t=0

I want a Bryan v. Kane feud, where Taker comes back to save his brother. A Taker heel/Bryan face WM match would be amazing. Crowd would be torn, and a Bryan win to break the streak would be bigger than the belt.

Anyone sign up for the network today? I'm hearing lots of "content unavailable" problems and such. I figured I'd wait a bit.

currently jobless and youtube/daily motion/prowrestlingtorrents still exist so no. i think i will when i get a bit of money and stability but i know i have to save every last penny until like october... so maybe when it properly launches in the uk anyway.

USA only I thought? Not arsed with all that mucking around with proxies and whatever

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maffew at botchamania also says essentially click US as country of origin and thats enough to get it.

haha was coming here to post the Booker T youtube, truly the lord taketh away and the lord giveth

The only real match we know is Bray v. Cena and that should be amazing regardless of who wins, as I'm sure Cena won't be super duper Cena and at least give Bray some rub if he does win.

yeah Cena seems like he's having a ton of fun lately having crazy non-formula matches with talented guys he has an ostensible style clash with

without the deadwood mentioned above there are plenty of good potential matchups between all the various technical little guys/tank-topped swamp monsters /insanely strong hosses/Roman Reigns

kind of hope they send Ambrose into a 1.0 Jake the Snake heel push post-Shield, try to generate some old fashioned I Am Genuinely Uncomfortable Whenever You Are On Camera heat

tempted by the shonky UK WWE network thing but kind of unclear if the free trial is actually a trial or they just give you a week free then hoover up your bank account forever; if they work out how to pull the ladder up and cut off the motherland it could be a pain in the ass

In retrospect this thread should perhaps have been called The Road To Wrestlemoania but we weren't to know I suppose

I'm watching my first episode of Raw for ooh maybe twelve years? So far Hulk Hogan has been cheered a lot and rambled a lot, and everyone has been talking about WWE Network a lot.

now as everyone enjoyed part 1 so much we have an ADR - Bootista rematch.

nice of both the director and commentators to acknowledge the Bootista movement.

That's the best they could do with Bootista's incredible lack of anyone giving a fuck? how sad.

felt like they handed Batista the mic and let him come up with a response on the spot.

I didn't mention it last night but it seemed odd that Cesaro was built up as a monster with superhuman strength, only to have him tap out the second he's put in the STF.

I guess he's super strong not super tough.

lmao @ hogan fucking up selling the network within a minute. selling the wwe universe to the wwe universe brother!

lmao @ the batista-orton promo. they chant for punk. "if they boo me, i boo them back!" oooooh dave.

people chanting we the people to cheer the foreign white heel against the nice black american dude? im reading too much into that right? either way it makes me a bit uncomfortable.

fuck me thats a horrible crowd for bray v. reigns. you get the two biggest stars of the next ten years in the main event and you chant for jerry fucking lawler and husky harris and every other fucking wrestler? gtfo. well done for ruining it.

Paul Heyman just isn't a short-haired man, he has a ghost ponytail much like the ghost moustache we find on the upper lip of formerly moustached men who've recently shaved. More conspicuous in its absence than it ever was when present.

Trying out the network. Live streaming works great - they're running shows throughout the day and no hiccups or anything wrong at all.

The on demand vault stuff though has been a different experience. Tried about ten different things and they all froze between 1-10 minutes of starting. However, right now I'm watching Starrcade '83 and it's working fine. Tried earlier and it kept freezing after 3 minutes.

Spoke too soon. Died about 35 minutes in.

rolling (non-millenials) grabbing the brass ring 2015