rolling new food laboratory inventions for american chain restaurants thread

flat-titz-a

Is the quoted length the side or diagonal?

Bone-pressed erect length probably/

http://i.imgur.com/11zlFkD.jpg

http://www.mintel.com/menu-insights

^^ Need a subscription to this

Mintel Minside (TM)

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/?p=16806

are burgers behind the buffalo sauce surge?

i think this is the kind of thing that ezra klein is going to be bringing us more of, trying to explain the context, really looking for answers

http://www.junkfoodguy.com/2014/02/10/7-11doritosloaded/

thanking you, maura

Tonite I asked the dude I always order from at my neighborhood subway "hey so how are those flatizzas selling?" and he just made the gasface and shook his head and when I pressed him for details he just said "you don't want that, man"

*Subway dude is drowned by unsold flatizzas*

My family would eat subway after church every week bc buy one get one foot longs. Once when we were the only people in there, the dude working brought out some weird pizza thing he made with ingredients and gave it to us for free. Said he was going to take it to corporate. This was in the 90s. Hope that dude made this happen.

that man's name... was Bruno Flatizza

I had one of the McDonalds "premium wraps" the other night because it was the only thing open by work. I got the grilled chicken one and it just had this vague STINK to it. Like it didn't smell old or gone bad, it just smelled very slightly gross.

The greatest off-brand Subways innovation was the dude in Annapolis in the 90s who had Old Bay on hand for the "Seafood and Crab" (surimi) subs. Even when THE MAN told him to stop, he kept a shaker around for certain guests in the know. I salute you, failed Subway franchisee of my youth!

http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/taste/245488171.html

MRE pizza for the military!

http://i.imgur.com/P9TE685.jpg

Be still ,my heart

Chik-Fil-A is better, politics aside

omg, mcnugget hearts >>>>>>>>> chocolate

None of those are shaped like boots, take them back.

http://i.imgur.com/PSl28cj.png

No Doritos no edibility.

Orm

http://www.macrumors.com/2014/02/13/taco-bell-mobile-ordering/

Taco Bell told NRN that it expects young Millennials, its primary customer demographic, will embrace the mobile ordering platform. NRN claims that 74 percent of consumers aged 18 to 34 said they would order takeout/delivery on a mobile device, if it were available.

According to Jenkins, Taco Bell's mobile lead, "Mobile is the biggest shift in QSR since the drive thru" and "if you can get 10 million people to download your app, you’re putting a portal to Taco Bell in 10 million pockets."

Harry Potter and the Pocket Portal to Taco Bell

Taco Bell is smart and correct here

The military pizza that lasts for three years

I feel like Subway is adrift

oi my link to that exact story from five days ago is still quite 'fresh'

http://gawker.com/heres-video-of-a-guy-downing-four-chipotle-burritos-in-1526170838

in all the food-industrial-complex innovations showcased in this thread i think we may be overlooking ~the human factor~, what if we could train people in this technique on a massive scale, maybe on a mooc of some sort, think of the efficiencies to be obtained

http://www.burgerbusiness.com/?p=16904

'late-night daypart'

they are even finding new ways to conceive of time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDvEW5ZWgAo

http://i.imgur.com/hu1hW3a.jpg

The colliding sausages in that ad. My good ness

wooow

so many animals. so fantastic.

i think it'd be too difficult to eat. the sausages will roll around. it's not a good situation.

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/SH/06609644-AD5F-425A-B01B-5326D44F7133_zps4yqsmxig.jpg

I ordered one

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/SH/DCA9F2E2-3799-4643-8B75-518AC8061498_zpsvimkisco.jpg

Nice pretzel bun - definitely a food laboratory trend. I remember fondly the Wendy's pretzel bacon cheeseburger I had a few months ago - the bun was one of the best parts of the burger imo.

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/SH/73F2CD03-CB21-4284-82BF-D36111027DF5_zpsuphoof2g.jpg

Here you can see the sausages - a big disappointment compared to the ad

They're literally just breakfast links on two breakfast sausage patties (though they claim to be 'beef'), doused in sweet mustard (sandwich would have been improved by some sharper brassica)

The pretzel bun is also a bit behind the Wendy's iteration - not enough texture

I'd scarf the Chinese New Year ham-on-sausage burger from upthread over this any day

I sort of knew this was a fool's burger when I saw the ad

Just too crazy to be real

Also the Chinese name/tagline is 不素之霸 which roughly translates to "The lord/tyrant of being not-vegetarian"

Candy bowl lady at my job had Cherry M&M's today. They were kinda almost good - like a rough approximation of actual chocolate cherries.

"The lord/tyrant of being not-vegetarian"

excellent dn

I remember fondly the Wendy's pretzel bacon cheeseburger I had a few months ago - the bun was one of the best parts of the burger imo.

back when i briefly drove a cab i took a bouncer, one of the largest men i've ever seen in my life, through the wendy's drive through. he ordered ten of these, along with six large orders of fries, and remarked on their quality.

"Don't worry, five are for breakfast tomorrow." he said, unprompted.

I actually think the real version looks better. It makes more sense now that I know they're breakfast sausages. Would eat.

Amazing story Clay

5 burger to 3 frybox ratio seems out of whack. As a fry man I'd go for a 1 burger to 2 frybox ratio myself

I'd have an infinity ratio when it comes to Wendy's fries.

i kept meaning to start a 77 thread for cab driving stories but i only ended up doing it like september and half of october before i got a better job where the chances of getting stabbed were significantly lower. (it's at a law office so the likelihood is probably not 0% but much closer than driving weirdos around a weird city.)

Wendy's fries are the best fries it's true xp

Dang Clay, would read

"a fool's burger"

this is the best thread

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-taco-bell-breakfast-to-go-national-prepare-for-the-waffle-taco-20140224,0,6163064.story

"Taco Bell's plans are to do breakfast with mostly portable items that its Millennial base can hold in one hand and cellphones in the other."

"'We don't use buns or burgers or circular things at breakfast — that's not who we are."

otm, circular things have no place at breakfast!!

i only acknowledge mcdonald's and carl's jr fast food breakfasts.